Never in a Million Years Will You Guess Who This Unrecognizable (and Beloved) Actor Is Without Looking?
Bai Ling! Bai Ling! Bai Ling! She's back! (GoFugYourself)
It's not like Salon to take something incredibly benign and blow it up, but that's exactly what they did in turning a quote that Brad Pitt made into a slam against Jennifer Aniston. Celebitchy calls them on it. (Celebitchy)
Morgan Freeman took a nap during a junket interview, because he's Morgan Freeman, and THAT'S HIS GODDAMN RIGHT. (Grantland)
If you fell on the other side of Joanna's 25 Spoillerific reasons why she loved STID, here's a counterpoint: 16 of the Most Irritating Plot Points from Star Trek Into the Darkness. (Unreality)
Cable programing like "Mad Men" is grabbing more viewers, but the same can't be said for network programming. Thankfully, reality programming is finally dying, but check out this depressing infographic on the drops all your favorite shows had year to year. (Vulture)
Linklater wants to make a sorta-sequel to Dazed and Confused this fall. Whaaa? (Slashfilm)
Over on The Mary Sue, they talk to Saoirse Ronan about Joss Whedon. Joss Whedon. Joss Whedon. (The MarySue)
The image on the right is of a celebrity most of you love, but he is ABSOLUTELY unrecognizable. No way you could tell who that is without clicking first. I know who it is, and I still don't believe it. (Videogum)
Matt Damon's super gay Behind the Candelabra premieres this Sunday. Read Caspar's review, and then head over here to play the drinking game. (Buzzfeed)
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