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My Godzilla, How You've Grown: New Poster Reveals a Big Twinkie

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | February 24, 2014 | Comments ()

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | February 24, 2014 |


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Awards season is still roaring through like a sartorial freight train. Lupita Nyong’o picked up a gong while committing a rare style misstep at the NAACP Awards this weekend. She was still better dressed than every other attendee. (DListed)

Someone on Facebook asked why we didn’t link this article last week: Who is the next Stanley Kubrick? This author’s conclusion may surprise you. (Unreality)

I find it amazing how — for all of these years — people have assumed that Gwyneth Paltrow has been silently suffering through Chris Martin’s alleged infidelity. Now we’re learning that Goop is the one with numerous side pieces. Who knew she had it in her? (Lainey)

Meet Lili Simmons, the True Detective scene stealer who also played the “topless Amish lady in Banshee. (WG)

January Jones decided to show us that she wasn’t always an ice-queen beauty by showing off her childhood mullet. Don’t be fooled by that sweet smile. She still probably would have mean-girled all of us in elementary school. (Vanity Fair)

The Sochi Olympics are finally over, and only now does the Swedish Chef come forth to explain the significance of curling. Thanks, buddy. (The Mary Sue)

Update your iPhones & iPads’s to iOS 7.0.6 now. Don’t ask. Just do it. (Gizmodo)

From the looks of this new Godzilla poster, the unfortunate lizard of nuclear breath has grown quite a bit. There’s even a chart to show how much he’s grown over the decades. Somehow he doubled his size between 1998 and his current West Coast-gangsta incarnation. (Uproxx)

Considering how Dustin felt about Amber Heard’s turn in 3 Days to Kill, you’ll probably be amused by the thought of Amber trying to “out-Jolie” Angelina Jolie. (Celebitchy)

Remember how NBC was getting serious about its Constantine show? The lead role goes to … Matt Ryan. No, not the football player. (Slashfilm)

Pretty Little Liars goes noir, and the clothes are fabulous. (Go Fug Yourself)

Try and guess this verbatim Cartman dialogue from Ted Nugent’s lyrical nonsense. (Mental Floss)

For the charitable Cannonball Read 6, NTE takes a look at the Brothers
Sinister series
by romance author Courtney Milan. “It’s nice to find, after so many years of reading the same types of books, that there are still surprises out there.” (Cannonball Read 6)

Miley Cyrus is still on a mission to shock everyone into submission. For her newest magic trick, Miley went and planted a kiss on Katy Perry during a show. They both acted like they’ve never done that until now.

Bedhead lives in Tulsa. She can be found at Celebitchy.com.


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