More On 'Ozymandias,' The Flowery Scent of Girl Poops, and Allison Janney Is the Internet's Spirit Animal
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More On 'Ozymandias,' The Flowery Scent of Girl Poops, and Allison Janney Is the Internet's Spirit Animal

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | September 18, 2013 | Comments ()

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George R.R. Martin was so impressed by last week’s Breaking Bad episode, “Ozymandias” (officially, the highest rated TV episode in IMDB history) that he’s vowed to create a Westeros’ character that’s an even bigger monster than Walter White. Can we handle that? (WG)

On that same subject, this is basically the coolest, bossest thing ever. Our own Joanna Robinson joined the director of the “Ozymandias” episode, Rian Johnson, to tape a director’s commentary track for it. Now, you can rewatch the episode, and get all of Johnson’s insights into it, plus hear Joanna restrain her inner fangirl and brilliantly discuss the episode. (Slashfilm)

Finally, on the subject of Breaking Bad, you really should see this awesome tribute art by Boss Logic entitled Breaking Badass. Appropriate. (Unreality)

The adorable Amy Poehler talks about her adorably lispy kid, and how adorable it is when he says adorably lispy things like “spicy salsa.” (Vulture)

This ad — featuring a classy woman discussing in detail her bowel movements — is for a product called Poo-Pouri, which is designed to mask a woman’s poop scents. It is real, and this commercial is spectacular. (Persephone)

Do you remember that insane side-by-side image we posted a few months back of a regular-sized person and a supermodel? The regular sized person was Katya Zharkova, and she has a tasteful nude spread (NSFW) up on Russian’s Marie Claire, if you interested. (Marie Claire)

Fantastic! You can now get, for free, eight essential fonts from children of the 80s, like the Thundercats font or the Back to the Future font. Need. (Underscoopfire)

Kolby must have been so disheartened to learn that Zac Efron was admitted into rehab five months ago for a serious addiction to cocaine and Molly. (Dlisted)

Have you seen pictures of Clint Eastwood’s fratty son, Scott? He’s looks the goddamn Marlboro Man with the personality of Ashton Kutcher. (Celebitchy)

Grantland ranks the new fall sitcoms, although I would beg to differ on The Trophy Wife (great cast, not so great show), and I’d give the edge to The Goldbergs (which I adored) over Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which I also liked a lot. Apparently, Rebel Wilson’s Super Fun Night is an absolute trainwreck. (Grantland)

Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, according to Us Magazine. Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant, according to Jennifer Aniston. WHO TO BELIEVE? (LaineyGossip)

On it’s 20th Anniversary, let’s give some love to the greatest rollerblading movie of all time. (FSR)

Finally, Allison Janney was on Arsenio, where she lip-synced “The Jackal” with every bit of awesomeness that Allison Janney could muster. It’s spectacular.

Here’s the brilliant West Wing inspiration for the performance.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Arco

    Great that Martin is a Breaking Bad fan, but he's out of his mind. There's a laundry list of characters from GoT that are FAR worse than Walter White could ever be. When did Walter ever harm or kill anyone just for amusement? Walter at his worst is an angel compared to Joffrey for crying out loud.

  • usul512

    So wrong, Solarbabies is the best rollerblading movie ever.

  • linnyloo


  • I can't stand how sexy Allison Janney is in that clip. Like I KNOW I will never get with that, but I would try. so. hard.

  • Ben

    Everytime I see Clint Eastwoods son I think of the Hemsworth brothers, like he should be a third one in that set.

  • chanohack

    I've told Boyfriend a few times now that I want Poo-pouri for my birthday. I think he thinks I'm joking.

  • Benderman

    The stuff works great.

  • Modernlove

    I keep hearing these things about Superfunnight, and it makes me sad. Rebel Wilson is so funny and wonderful and give her something deserving of her for the love of all that is good and holy.

  • mairimba

    Arsenio needs the stache, man!

  • Jiffylush

    Maybe I'm an asshole but how do you still have rolls when you are laying flat on your back?

  • Mrs. Julien

    A cunning combination of diligence and indolence.

  • stella

    The other day someone told me that they hate Amy Pohler. It was honestly the most baffling moment of my life.

  • Alex0001

    I actually used to hate Amy Pohler long ago. I couldn't stand her on SNL or in movies and then she left and Parks and Rec shows up and she has slowly melted the ice away from my heart. It's impossible not to love her.

  • chanohack

    My grandad thinks she's thoughtless and unfunny! (He's TERRIBLE.)

  • lowercase_ryan

    WTF...I would honestly card Arsenio Hall if I was a bouncer. MOG what is in the water in Hollywood?!?!

  • Zombienurse


  • "He’s looks the goddamn Marlboro Man with the personality of Ashton Kutcher."
    Which would make him the Marlboro boy, I believe.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Or the Marlboro Bro.

  • lowercase_ryan

    c'mon, MarlBro

    are you even trying?

  • mairimba

    That's because you're fluent in Douche language.

  • lowercase_ryan

    give a guy a break, I stopped reading Tucker Max YEARS ago.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Mr. Julien would tell you I'm very trying.

    My sincerest apologies. Marlbro indeed. You are the Marlbro, dude.

  • Stephen Nein

    Allison Janney must be one of the funnest people to hang out with in the world. And, dammit, she shouldn't look that good at the same time.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I have a theory that Jennifer Aniston does not want children, but knows it might be bad for her career to admit it, especially since by Hollywood's insane standards she is old and about to enter her "mom role" years.

  • Bert_McGurt

    You know, I'm only halfway through A Game of Thrones but I'm having a hard time believing that Walt is actually worse than Gregor Clegane.

    But regardless of that, I think it's fun that GRRM is taking some inspiration from Breaking Bad. And an interesting dichotomy in that the guy whose books feature approximately the largest assemblage of characters possible is taking cues from a show with so few.

  • Professor Sara

    I also think Ramsey Snow is more monstrous than Walt, and he does have a level of intelligence that surpasses The Mountain's.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Walt's smart. The Mountain is not. Topping Tywin Lannister, though, would be no mean feat.

  • Bert_McGurt

    No, Clegane is certainly not smart, just a monster. Tywin vs. Walt would be a heck of a character study though.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Joanna, you are kicking ass and taking names, professionally speaking. Warmest and sincerest congratulations to you!

  • sjfromsj

    You clearly don't read Jezebel's weekly summary of the tabloids. That Jennifer Aniston rumor has been a weekly thing for at least the last 6 years.

  • emmalita

    I was going to link to the SmartWater commercial where she plays with those rumors, but the idea is better than the execution.

  • Pretty cool, seeing as I thought of GRRM during the episode. Jesse looking up at the birds reminded me of Arya (that scene I'll never forget) when Ned...SPOILER

    ...went to visit the birds.

  • JJ

    I feel like GRRM should have an equivalent to sending someone to Belize. Something like: "Viserys is such an ass. I wish someone would send him to Dorne."

  • Meh

    Man, Dorne is the land of barely clad warrior women, strong wine and spicy food. I wish somebody would send ME to Dorne.

  • AudioSuede
  • A. Smith

    That was my first time seeing this. I'm speechless.

  • Repo

    He already gave us Prince Joffrey, who I despise more than Walter White. I can't fathom much worse.

    Also, everyone knows Prayer of The Rollerboys with Corey Haim is the best rollerblading movie ever.

  • TCH

    That movie was 90's ridiculousness.

  • Ian Fay

    Because I have to post it every time anyone mentions Thundercats:

    Those are real outtakes. You haven't lived until you've heard Mumm-ra say "motherfucker"

  • Sara_Tonin00

    My favorite is the one where Lion-o starts too high.

  • Bea Pants

    Those clips are even more mind-blowing knowing that Panthro is Grampa Huxtable from The Cosby Show.

  • Ian Fay

    Also, they did an awesome callback to the "samoflange" bit in the new Thundercats (I wish it weren't cancelled):

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I did not know that, but as soon as I read it I could see it.

  • BlackRabbit

    Snarf snarf.

  • John G.

    Ozymandias was an amazing episode. I saw it three nights ago, and I'm still shaken.

  • JJ

    But not stirred.

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