More Fassbender & Lawrence In The Next X-Men Movie? Plus, Girls Gone Wild Goes Bankrupt
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More Fassbender & Lawrence In The Next X-Men Movie? Plus, Girls Gone Wild Goes Bankrupt

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | March 1, 2013 | Comments ()


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Let's kick things off with a comprehensive list of every celebrity ever mocked on an episode of "South Park." Yep, that includes everyone from Tom Cruise to Barbra Streisand to Vladimir Putin to Andrew Lloyd Webber. Man, Trey Parker and Matt Stone are the most celebrated trolls in pop culture history, but they only get away with it because of that whole "satirical genius" thing. (Vulture)

Kanye West claims that he is so omniscient and all powerful that he's Michaelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney, and Steve Jobs all at the same time. So basically, he's saying that he's died four times and is the most powerful zombie in the universe. Hey, I'm trying to make sense of a Kanye West quote. Give me a break. (Pop on the Pop)

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In news that probably won't make you melancholic by any stretch, Joe Francis' revolting Girls Gone Wild conglomerate has filed for bankruptcy protection. Of course, he's only doing this in an attempt to escape his multi-million dollar gambling debts to the Wynn hotel and casino in Vegas. I'll never understand why people choose to ruin their lives through high-stakes gambling, but this couldn't have happened to nicer guy. (Jezebel)

Here's good news for smug, self-congratulatory vegetarians like myself. Taco Bell's beef had horse meat in it too. But only in Great Britain. Maybe. Also, Ikea Swedish meatballs have apparently been called out as well. God, this is one of the most disgusting stories out there today. (Gawker)

Mila Kunis is arguably one of the hottest young actresses buzzing around Hollywood today. However, she only looks good when she's styled well, and her looks on the London and Moscow red carpets (for Oz the Great and Powerful) are misses. It's nice that she left the Kutcher at home though. (Lainey Gossip)

Michael Fassbender and Jennifer Lawrence (hot off her Best Actress Oscar win) are both jockeying for more screen time in the upcoming follow-up movie to X-Men: First Class. Naturally, the only way to logically work in more of both of them would be through some hot mutant sex. Make it happen. (Celebitchy)

Mark Wahlberg and P. Diddy have teamed up to launch a new "performance water" beverage called AQUAhydrate because -- let's face it -- you secretly wanted to improve your athletic performance by drinking something endorsed by a guy who never goes without his Calvins and the dude who only dances with his arms. (Film Drunk)

Apparently, there's a Chris Brown and Rihanna storyline currently playing on "Law & Order: SVU," which will only make Rihanna more defensive about her "us against the world" mantra that she uses to justify getting back with her abuser. (Warming Glow)

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David Beckham is hitting back at rumors that he used a butt double in that new H&M underwear short film that was directed by Guy Ritchie. Really, was this an actual controversy? Just appreciate the interminable butt clench for what it is. (Daily Mail)

Jimmy Kimmel is in talks to host the Oscars next year. He wouldn't be so bad, but it would probably be an even more boring show than this year. Why hasn't anyone asked Bill Murray to do it yet? Bill would kill it, but he's probably got better things to do. (Page Six)

Sorry guys, but Beautiful Creatures is not the new Twilight. Is anyone really surprised about this? Needs more awful CGI werewolves. (Unreality)

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Heather Armstrong's Dooce blog turned twelve years old yesterday. I hate to say it, but I think Dooce's brand is coming to an unceremonious end. She made an incredible living for over a decade while sharing the details of her life, and the past year has seen her do nothing but post dog photos. I mean, these are some really fucking cute dogs, but still. (Dooce)

Have you ever wondered what Zero Dark Thirty would be like as a romantic comedy? You know, it doesn't look even halfway as offensive as your average Kate Hudson excuse for a romcom. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

If you've ever wondered what would happen if everyone on the Earth jumped at the same time, then this video is for you. Now they just need to make a video that will tell me what happens if everyone on Earth farted at the same time. (YouTube)

I could stare at dog and puppy videos for hours, and I feel like I have just to find this video of a Golden Retriever eating an ice cream cone. He's not as adorable as Timothy Olyphant eating ice cream, but he's a very close second. (YouTube)


Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at celebitchy.com.





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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)

Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)

Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his Pussy Posse Wolf Pack were on the douche prowl in NYC. (Lainey)

Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)

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