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Misleading Headline Of The Day: Uma Thurman Snuggles A Topless Lucy Liu

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | August 8, 2012 | Comments ()


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How are your stomachs my little summer peaches? Strong? Good. Then enjoy these Behind-The-Scenes shots from Kill Bill Vol. 1. Careful. You may get some red on you. (Miramax)

And, if you kept your lunch, elevensies and afternoon tea down for that link, here's a diagram of the various grim and gruesome ways Edgar Allen Poe characters met their ends. (Guardian)

Empire has broken down the ways film posters display large ensemble casts. Sounds boring, but is actually sort of neat. "The Christmas Tree" is and always will be my favorite. It's a classic. (Empire)

Unreality has a list of 5 films they didn't enjoy until their second viewing. Damnit, does this mean I have to rewatch The Fountain? DON'T WANNA. (Unreality)

These 100 Unintentionally Dirty Comic Panels change the age old question of "Betty OR Veronica" to "Betty AND Veronica." Yessssir. (The M'OC)
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Speaking of comic-y things. Did you know you can design and order your own custom DC Comic Converse? I did a trail run and produced, well, the ugliest shoes you've ever seen. Have a go, see if you could do better. Me, I think I'm more of a Marvel girl. (Converse)

Have you ever heard Mike Birbiglia's monologue on sleepwalking? I've probably listened to it a dozen times, it's an all-time fav. You can listen here. Anyway, a film he co-wrote with NPR super-babe Ira Glass (shut up, the NPR super-babe standards are...different) premieres in New York this week and both Birbiglia and Glass will be at every showing. They even made a little video promising this. And, it's pretty much an NPR nerd's wet dream. (Vulture)

Speaking of those liquid dreams, Science says you can have more of them if you sleep on your face. Insert your own joke about other people's faces here. (The Awl)

I'd like to make this Amy Pond action figure the star of some of my Face Down Dreams, except it's...what's the word...F*CKING CREEPY. I'm referring to the interchangeable hands. Creepy. (Nerd Approved)

Ever wished you could sound more, er, eruditer when talking movies? Well here's a handy chart on How To Speak Like A Film Snob. (LA Survival Guide)

But we lost one of the world's better known film snob's this week. Judith Crist (who famously lambasted The Sound Of Music) died at the age of 90. She's one of the original scathing b*tchers, folks. Respect. (Judith Crist)

In other sad news, actor Bob Hoskins announced his retirement from acting due to a Parkinsons diagnosis. DAMNIT. (/Film)

Let's drown our sorrows in this book list from NPR of the 100 best ever teen novels. I read an article earlier today complaining about all the female authors on this list. And then I got so angry I blacked out. So, sorry, I won't be including that link. Just the list, ma'am. (NPR)

Finally, our resident secret softie TK sent me this anti-bullying video. It's simply lovely.

Joanna Robinson wants to know who blew all this damn chalk dust in here.



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Comments Are Welcome, Jerks Will Be Banned


  • L.O.V.E.

    Hey softie, when the moment is right, will you be ready?

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Lucy Liu: Just take a little off the top.

  • The Wanderer

    Dagnabbit. You beat me to it, you naughty person you.

  • Malware

    Checked the npr books list just to see if Feed was on there, it was, feels good man.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Man, you think you know Batman, but then you find out that crossdressing Spanish Batman doesn't even bother to shave his legs. I don't even WANT to know what kind of situation he's crazy-preparing for.

  • Snath

    My Joker/Batman Converse are still my favorite shoes ever. They're purple and green and they say HA HA HA HA HA HA all over them.

  • Vi

    the best teen fiction list is more like: 1/3 deserve to be there, 1/3 is current overhyped terrible fodder, 1/3 is shit my school made me read and I guess it was kind of okay...

  • ManBearPig

    They told me "No Math" on Pajiba...
    This is "fanfiction" gone wrong...f-cking MATH...:)

  • Fabius_Maximus

    It is a viewer's choice list. That doesn't change the fact that it's invalidated by three terrible books (or series):

    Twilight, the Paolini stuff, and the Hitchhiker's Guide. (Yes, I went there.)

  • FrogChicklet

    You don't want to go to there. It is a silly place.

  • TheOtherGreg

    Wow, the Amy Pond action figure has better legs than the original.

  • idiosynchronic

    You mean those things are her legs? I thought she had been the tragic survivor of an accident that resulted in twigs being attached . .

  • Marc Belanger

    Man, the Bob Hoskins news sucks. Wish him well and a heartfelt thanks for the good work.

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