Miley Cyrus & Terry Richardson Do “Rebellious” Couture: Do They Pull It Off?
Bravo’s “Heathers” television show is officially kaput. Well, f*ck me gently with a chainsaw. (The Mary Sue)
If you were surprised by Bryan Cranston’s range after he transformed from the Dad in “Malcolm in the Middle” into Walter White, then you clearly hadn’t seen his early commercial work. MY GOD, the RANGE. (Uproxx)
Now we know why Stallone called Bruce Willis GREEDY and LAZY, as Willis swiftly exited The Expendables 3 because producers refused to give him $1 million per workday for a total of four days of shooting. (Film Drunk)
This Devil’s Pass trailer points to the feel-good, mountain-hiking film of the year, right? Or if you will, the Dyatlov Pass Incident reimagined as a mutant-zombie flick. (Film School Rejects)
This list of totally normal phobias with bizarre names is mesmerizing. Betcha can’t offhandedly guess what “kakorrhaphiophobia” means. (Mental Floss)
Rihanna is the latest in a stream of pop stars (Miley Cyrus, Madonna, and Beyonce among them) to show off a custom-made grill. Since she’s often described herself as a “gangsta geisha,” I suppose RiRi thought this AK-47 would fit her teef best. “Accept no substitutes.” (DListed)
Poor Miley Cyrus. She did a huge, overwrought couture shoot for Harper’s Bazaar, and then they put Sarah Jessica Parker (who is promoting nothing) on the cover of their September issue. (Celebitchy)
Tyra Banks says she has stopped being so strict on her diets because, “I need some ass.” (HuffPo)
A Harry Potter-themed ride is coming to Universal Studios in Orlando next year. (Slashfilm)
How exactly does El Chupacabra not qualify as one of the scariest “X-Files” monsters ever? Even the name — if you pronounce it correctly — evokes scary, pee-inducing mental imagery. (Buzzfeed)
Khloe Kardashian got all up in the face of husband Lamar Odom’s mistress. Uh, whatever happened to rightfully blaming the guy when he steps out on a marriage? (Grantland)
Some dude bathed in 300 cans of Pepsi and posted the video to YouTube. God, that is such an unbelievably disgusting act. Sticky crack. (Kotaku)
Y’all get crazy about both infographics and “Breaking Bad,” so here are a shitload of “Breaking Bad”-related infographics for your viewing pleasure. (Vulture)
Jodie Foster looks so amazing that I’m nearly tempted to forgive her for loving Mel Gibson. (Go Fug Yourself)
Is Terrence Malick brilliant or pretentious? I think the correct answer to that question is “both, obviously.” (Unreality)
Finally, this Mortal Instruments clip features Lena Headey beating this holy hell out of some demons with a frying pan. These moves are second only to Joelle Carter’s “Justified” smackdown of the Devil character with the same weapon.
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