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Miley Cyrus & Terry Richardson Do “Rebellious” Couture: Do They Pull It Off?

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | August 9, 2013 | Comments ()


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Bravo’s “Heathers” television show is officially kaput. Well, f*ck me gently with a chainsaw. (The Mary Sue)

If you were surprised by Bryan Cranston’s range after he transformed from the Dad in “Malcolm in the Middle” into Walter White, then you clearly hadn’t seen his early commercial work. MY GOD, the RANGE. (Uproxx)

Now we know why Stallone called Bruce Willis GREEDY and LAZY, as Willis swiftly exited The Expendables 3 because producers refused to give him $1 million per workday for a total of four days of shooting. (Film Drunk)

This Devil’s Pass trailer points to the feel-good, mountain-hiking film of the year, right? Or if you will, the Dyatlov Pass Incident reimagined as a mutant-zombie flick. (Film School Rejects)

This list of totally normal phobias with bizarre names is mesmerizing. Betcha can’t offhandedly guess what “kakorrhaphiophobia” means. (Mental Floss)

Rihanna is the latest in a stream of pop stars (Miley Cyrus, Madonna, and Beyonce among them) to show off a custom-made grill. Since she’s often described herself as a “gangsta geisha,” I suppose RiRi thought this AK-47 would fit her teef best. “Accept no substitutes.” (DListed)

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Poor Miley Cyrus. She did a huge, overwrought couture shoot for Harper’s Bazaar, and then they put Sarah Jessica Parker (who is promoting nothing) on the cover of their September issue. (Celebitchy)

Tyra Banks says she has stopped being so strict on her diets because, “I need some ass.” (HuffPo)

A Harry Potter-themed ride is coming to Universal Studios in Orlando next year. (Slashfilm)

How exactly does El Chupacabra not qualify as one of the scariest “X-Files” monsters ever? Even the name — if you pronounce it correctly — evokes scary, pee-inducing mental imagery. (Buzzfeed)

Khloe Kardashian got all up in the face of husband Lamar Odom’s mistress. Uh, whatever happened to rightfully blaming the guy when he steps out on a marriage? (Grantland)

Some dude bathed in 300 cans of Pepsi and posted the video to YouTube. God, that is such an unbelievably disgusting act. Sticky crack. (Kotaku)

Y’all get crazy about both infographics and “Breaking Bad,” so here are a shitload of “Breaking Bad”-related infographics for your viewing pleasure. (Vulture)

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Jodie Foster looks so amazing that I’m nearly tempted to forgive her for loving Mel Gibson. (Go Fug Yourself)

Is Terrence Malick brilliant or pretentious? I think the correct answer to that question is “both, obviously.” (Unreality)

Finally, this Mortal Instruments clip features Lena Headey beating this holy hell out of some demons with a frying pan. These moves are second only to Joelle Carter’s “Justified” smackdown of the Devil character with the same weapon.

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  • googergieger

    I know this is random but, it is impossible to listen to Goodbye Horses without doing the, "would you fuck me?" dance.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    awww, I love the Clark Kent look Cranston is sporting in that Preparation H commercial. He's a good-looking dude.

  • bleujayone

    Who knew then he had the meth world's Lex Luthor hidden under that facade?

  • The Kilted Yaksman

    I really wish people with stop trying to make Miley "Mihanna" Cyrus happen. She is, at best, marginally talented, and looks like a 12 year old boy without two pounds of makeup, strategic lighting, and 6 hours of Photoshop.

  • Quatermain

    As far as Rihanna goes, I don't care how attractive you are...nobody but your dentist wants to see a close up of your teeth.

    "Jodie Foster looks so amazing that I’m nearly tempted to forgive her for loving Mel Gibson." I say good for her. I can respect loyalty. I've been, and remain so, friends with some fairly reprehensible(by various standards)people and I appreciate that she is not willing to throw over a friend.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Yeah, that's a pretty gross picture. AND a pretty gross grill. (moreso than most grills.)

  • bleujayone

    Why is it whenever I see anything photographed by Terry Richardson I feel like I'm going to be subpenaed to testify as witness to a crime?

  • L.O.V.E.

    Absolutely, yes. Richardson and Cyrus are the epitome of Hoeture.

    Oh, you wrote, "couture". Nevermind.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Miley Cyrus has a gorgeous figure and that dress in the header photo is mean.

  • Salieri2

    There is one nice pic in that mess, and it's the one where she's taking off the shoe. Probably an accident, given how atrocious the others are.

    http://www.celebitchy.com/3150...

  • Ballymena Bob

    She really doesn't; she's all straight lines and angles. And teeth. Foly Huck!

  • Sirilicious

    "Uh, whatever happened to rightfully blaming the guy when he
    steps out on a marriage?"

    Hallelujah

  • ZombieNurse

    I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the husband will get what he deserves at some point, but that she mainly just wants to beat the crap out of the woman sleeping with her husband because, well, she's sleeping with her husband.

    I doubt if all this is actually true, that Khloe is thinking very rationally.

  • Sirilicious

    Oh, i could not care less about the Kardashians. It's the principle that i was supporting.

  • idiosynchronic

    Jodie Foster makes me understand women who flock to gay men. What a wonderful, talented lovely woman.

  • Zen

    As to the X-Files, I agree with the list. First instincts were Tooms and the Peacocks, and the took out the top two spots.

  • Zen

    *they

    The perils of being a guest. Guest right? GUEST WRONG.

  • George Tarleton

    On the one hand, I really do like Lily Collins, and I'm a sucker for a good urban fantasy story.

    But that clip from Mortal Instruments had some of the worst dialogue I've heard in quite some time.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    That really was some bad dialog but the action/CGI scenes were outstanding. I'm not pleased that Lena Headey looks to have a small part in the movie though.

  • Salieri2

    Good fridge technique though. Bet she wishes she'd gone a little more upscale--door was kind of wimpy.

  • IngridToday

    You clearly don't watch True Blood.

    "There is not God..... but God."

  • $65530708

    Lilly Collins is a whole lot of PRETTY (consider this an early submittal for consideration for your Pajiba 10 next year).

    *Happy 28th Birthday Anna Kendrick!

  • I was on TWO Harry Potter rides last weekend. Three if you count the two different tracks of the dragon coaster. The folks there said that Universal is expanding the area to include Knockturn Alley and more of Diagon Alley will be interactive instead of just facade. But BWeaves was also correct that they are having a special HP event (not calling it a convention, but if it walks like a duck...) in January, complete with guests from the movies. This does not mean one will get to see Radcliffe, Grint, Watson, Rickman, or Dame Maggie. Not unless one of them has a serious fall from grace between now and then.

  • cgthegeek

    Is it "rebelling" if *every* female former kid star gets a short haircut, a few tattoos, and poses for racy photos?

  • Quatermain

    Better that than drug abuse and legal shenanigans.

  • stella

    Miley cyrus looks kind of scared in that header picture.

  • I wondered why I bothered with the Grantland link...then I saw this:

    Things You Don't Know About Aisha Tyler (Excerpted)
    "In high school, I followed a boy I liked into an improv class. That boy was Sam Rockwell."

  • Yeesh, don't mess with Cersei.

  • marigi

    I can't believe you listed Miley Cyrus before Madonna!!??!! Argh...

  • AgLexington

    So.... I misunderstood the context of the Tyra Banks "I need some ass" comment....

  • BWeaves

    Harry Potter already has a theme ride at Universal Studios in Florida. I think you mean they are having a Harry Potter convention.

  • Tinkerville

    Short answer? No. No, they don't.

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