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Miley Cyrus' Next-Level Sleaze Porn Has Been Brought to You By Terry Richardson

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | August 15, 2013 | Comments ()


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I thought it was fascinating to take a look back at the reviews of Breaking Bad five years ago, before it premiered, to see what critics thought about the series before it became one of television’s best and most culturally important television shows. The findings? Mildly surprising. (Uproxx)

Someone asked in the comments yesterday why we’ve been linking to the Fug Girls so often of late, and there are three reasons: 1) We launched during the same month in 2004, so I’ve always felt like they were our cooler, more famous Internet sisters; 2) because where else are you going to see Matthew Modine dressed like THIS; and 3) because of lines like these to describe their reaction to Jennifer Aniston’s dress: “Satan just put on some Uggs, and reached for the optimistic blanket Kathie Lee Gifford gave him for Christmas.” (GFY)

I never know what to think about “Lost’s” Dominic Monaghan. I appreciated that he called out Matthew Fox for beating women, but who knows with this one-sided story from a woman who claims that all he wanted to do was, er, hit it and quit it. (Dlisted)

I would never want to judge someone for the way they look, but no: There’s no way Rachel McAdams is dating this dude. (LaineyGossip)

Speaking of weird couples: Really? I mean, they’re both very nice, cool people. But together? That’s just weird. (Celebitchy)

I think before anyone decides to make yet another gritty, hard-edged, and grim serial killer drama, there’s one show they should watch first, and emulate its tone. (WG)

Miley Cyrus is the latest to pose for Terry Richardson, and it’s great if you enjoy seeing a 20 year old in provocative upside poses. Just don’t forget to shower afterwards. Here’s 50 more sleazy images. (HollywoodLife)

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If you haven’t seen these yet, they’re pretty great: Movie posters for the fake “Seinfeld” movies. (Unreality)

You know what I found out yesterday? I found out that it costs, on average, $241,000 to raise a kid until his or her 18th birthday, which is why I still think it’s hilarious that some people think that being childless is a foolish decision. (On the other hand, that doesn’t give childless people an excuse to be an asshole to those with kids). (CNN)

Here’s the trailer for Cory Montieth’s final movie. It is nothing like “Glee.” (Slashfilm)

A classic “Silver Spoons” moment allows us to watch Jason Bateman crush on Kate Summers. Aw, Bateman: You’ve always had the wry jack-ass thing down. (Underscoopfire)

Tina Fey sold one sitcom earlier this week, and now she’s shopping around a new one with a better sounding premise. (Vulture)

his is not right. “Right Said Fred” have reunited for the worst possible reason: To sing, “I’m Too Smurfy.” (Topless Robot)

Speaking of NO. WTF Taco Bell? (Gawker)

I have to watch Jobs tonight so that I can review it for you fine folks (and Paranoia tomorrow, because the release schedule hates me), but I know now that I can look forward to Kelso and Co. saying “Steve” 73 times during the course of the film. (FilmDrunk)

King Joffrey is a pretty good sport in real life, eh? (Reddit)

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Finally, here’s a great montage of Elton John singing “Your Song” over the course of 43 years.




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Comments Are Welcome, Douches Are Not


  • go_nelly

    i feel like i need a silkwood shower every time i lay eyes on Miley Cyrus.

  • Dustin, a challenge for you: put together a Pajiba Love of at least eight items, that link to pieces you wrote for other sites (within a 36-hour period). Do this, and I will haul my ass up to Portland and take you and Mrs. Pajiba out to the most expensive restaurant in town, and pay for the sitter.

  • Also, keep this stupid Cyrus person off your site.

  • e jerry powell

    Oh, and:

    REALLY, Taco Bell? Trying to cut into the Stereotypical African-American demographic?

    That's ground pretty much covered by Popey's already.

    Leave the chicken and waffles to Gladys Knight and Sylvia Woods.

  • e jerry powell

    I have been known to be "dag nasty" in my day, and even I wouldn't go into Terry Richardson's studio without a hazmat suit.

  • cgthegeek

    Whoever told Miley she could twerk is either the biggest asshole or the greatest troll on the planet.

  • Kim Voeks

    Miley, Miley, Miley. If you're going to twerk, having an ass would be really helpful. You have to have something to work with to twerk it.

  • e jerry powell

    Hell, I'm twerking right now, and I'M SITTING IN A CHAIR.

  • THANK YOU!

  • BendinIntheWind

    Was anyone else obsessed with that Vine compilation that was floating around last week? There was one in there that perfectly encapsulated my feelings about Miley:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • cgthegeek

    Chicken and waffles. Twerking. A Tribe Called Quest. #ThingsThatShouldHaveNeverGoneMainstream

  • Tinkerville

    Have you actually had chicken and waffles? I made fun too until I tried it, and that shit is delicious. Visit LA and I'll bring you to Roscoe's for the best of the best.

  • cgthegeek

    Bish plz. I been going to 'scoes since there was only one on Gower and it only had 3 tables.

    I don't have a problem with Chicken and Waffles. I have a problem with it being gentrified.

  • Maguita NYC

    You don't like Chicken and waffles??? But quail and waffles are okay, right?

  • cgthegeek

    #ThingsHipstersHaveRuined

  • ^^^THIS^^^

  • Meg

    Hipsters do tend to ruin pretty much everything, but I'm actually pretty certain that the only thing that can ruin chicken and waffles is not letting enough of the grease soak into your waffle before you eat it.

    That quail though doesn't even look fried, whats the point if it's not fried?

    Edit: And tooootaally missed the Taco Bell thing, ugghhh, never mind, Taco Bell can join the hipsters now.

  • Maguita NYC

    Sorry. But I love it with a drizzle of Maple syrup, and would sell my coffee for Sunday quail & waffles brunch.

  • Three_nineteen

    I had totally forgotten that John Houseman played Ricky's grandfather on Silver Spoons.

  • Genevieve Burgess

    Every time one of these new Miley things pops up I'm like "Jesus, I knew this girl. She lived down the hall from me in college. Except that girl didn't have Terry Richardson calling her up to take pictures, she just had to go back and scrub up her Facebook page a bit when she was applying for internships."

    Nothing she's doing is that weird for her age, it's just unfortunate that it's all happening all over everywhere.

  • That Elton John video made me melt into a soft ball of goo. It was our wedding song and our first dance. Augh.

  • Justin Long must have a gigantic penis.

    WHAT. You know you've thought about it.

    And weird, I was just thinking yesterday that I really want to see a movie version of Rochelle Rochelle. One girl's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk!

    Also, between the Miley Cyrus photo, the "I'm Too Smurfy" and the Taco Bell stuff, this is the most vomit-inducing PLove I've seen in a very long time.

    Can't top Baby Brain-Foot, but it's clos

  • BWeaves

    Can't top Flesh Cheetos, either.

  • AgLexington

    So... I'm the only one who was kind of bummed that the chicken n' waffle taco is no longer in testing?

  • Deidra

    It wasn't brought to us by Terry Richardson, because I doubt any of us would seek it out. It was brought to us by Pajiba. Because look at this gross sleaze porn. No seriously, look at it because it's posted and linked.

  • Maguita NYC

    I opted not to click because no amount of peer pressure, hilarious or offended comments alike, would ever make me click on a Terry Richardson link.

    Unless it is one about his arrest for sexual harassment or rape.

  • Deidra

    Agreed, which is why I don't understand the need to post in sample pictures of these shoots after (rightfully) calling it sleaze porn.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    BEHOLD! Point! and JUDGE.

    that's why.

  • Deidra

    You're going to have to do far better than Tabloid Gossip Thor.

  • I haven't checked, but there has to be a mashed up video of Jack Gleeson as the kid in Batman Begins and as Joffrey. Batman vs King Joffrey would be awesome, though probably a short fight.

  • clatie

    Apparently they used to put peanut butter on Mr. Ed's teeth to make him "talk". STOP PUTTING PEANUT BUTTER ON HER TEETH.

  • clatie

    I'm delighted by the down votes. Delighted!

  • Sara_Tonin00

    finally, a kindred spirit.

  • clatie

    I wish I could up-vote and down-vote your comment simultaneously. The computer overlord won't let me. And it might rip a hole in the universe that would devour all energy in the universe anyway.

  • meadowdancer

    I am sick of MIley Cyrus. There I said it.

  • AgLexington

    So back in 2011 Miley did an interview with the Kyle and Jackie O radio show and dropped this nugget,
    "I do not Tweet, I do not social network, I try to stay out of it. For me, I complain enough about people knowing too much about my private life, so to go out there and exploit myself would be silly and hypocritical of what I stand for."

    OH REALLY?

  • CMooreVerdad

    To be a little bit fair, back in 2011 Miley was 17? 18? If everything I said in my late teens (through, probably..yesterday) was on the record I'd have a lot of idiotic and contradictory sayings ascribed to me.
    In addition, twitter itself and most of social networking has evolved since 2011. It occupies a larger space in how we relate to each other and gather information. There are many people on twitter now that would have poo-poo'ed it in 2011. (Hi Hillary!!)

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I'm posting a public service message: tonight Rifftrax is doing Starship Troopers at many movie theaters. I'll be working backstage of a Monteverdi opera, but I'll be envying those of you able to indulge.

  • CptCrckpot

    THIS IS A FEDERAL NETWORK NEWS BULLETIN:

    RiffTrax will be rebroadcasting the Starship Troopers show on September 12th, so you still have a
    chance to catch it.

    Additionally, the RiffTrax guys will be doing "Night of the
    Living Dead" on October 24th, with tickets for it going on sale on August 30th.

    WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

  • Tinkerville

    How did I not know about this?! *flips table*

  • Mitchell Hundred
  • Joe Grunenwald

    I'll be there! At the Rifftrax event, not at the opera. Though that sounds okay, too, especially if people are snarking over it.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    It is a comical opera. At least this version of it. And there's some toplessness. Cause you know, opera today.

    I'll be just a block away from a theater showing the Rifftrax too. Though one friend noted that since Starship Troopers is a satire, mocking it seems a weird choice.

  • Joe Grunenwald

    There's some toplessness in Starship Troopers, too! It's JUST LIKE OPERA.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    btw, my opera will totally feature this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • Sara_Tonin00

    *runs for her composition notebook*

  • JFD108

    Im taking my boys!

  • Sara_Tonin00

    are you prepared to explain co-ed showers to them? :)

  • JFD108

    They didnt show the shower scene or the sex scene! The Rifftrax boys are easily embarrased.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    LAME.

  • Paddington

    That little culture vulture is just going to ride this to the middle. Good for her.

  • Maguita NYC

    Elton John's "Your Song" is still one of the very few songs that have me drop anything I'm doing and just listening.

  • Pinky McLadybits

    Dear Miley,

    NO STAHP PUT UR TONG BACK IN UR MOUF

    Pinky

  • xuqupyviriro

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    I have been known to be dag nasty in my day, and even I wouldn't go into Terry RIchardson's studio without a hazmat suit.

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