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Miley Cyrus Did Something Again: Boobs

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | December 16, 2013 | Comments ()


Beyoncé’s gutsy, publicity-free gamble has clearly paid off already. She sold 500,000 copies of her self-titled album in only 48 hours. (DListed)

Hollywood will remake Murder on the Orient Express for absolutely no reason at all. Ridley Scott will produce for absolutely not reason at all … except for the fat paycheck. (Slashfilm)

Scarlett Johansson & Andy Serkis are now considered envelope pushers for novelty Oscar recognition. Should ScarJo be recognized by the Academy for what is essentially voice work? (FSR)

Let’s talk about “blue raspberry” and other flavors that don’t exist in nature. I also want to know why grape- and banana-flavored anything never tastes like the real stuff. (Mental Floss)

Baz Luhrmann is shopping a new television series involving the dawn of hip hop music in 1970s New York. Sounds like a dayglo nightmare. (WG)

Alanis Morissette penned a solid letter to her 15-year-old self but neglects to mention her stint on You Can’t Do That On Television. I empathize. Even watching that show was a traumatic experience. (TFS)

You know how I am with including dog-oriented links in these PL entries. I dare you not to laugh at this compilation of 35 very bad dogs who are shamelessly proud of what they just did. An impossible feat! (Distractify)


The last time I talked about Miley Cyrus here, everyone rolled their eyes at her latest stunt. Well, Miley Cyrus got naked again, y’all. This time, she’s taking on the MPAA. Or so she says. For “equality.” (Celebitchy)

You may or may not be surprised by this list of the 10 highest rated cable series of 2013. I still can’t believe people watch something called Duck Dynasty. Should I check it out? (Warming Glow)

There’s a medical study based upon nutritional profiles of characters from The Hobbit. (Film Drunk)

If you still haven’t sent out holiday cards, that means you’re an a-hole like me. But you still have a chance to redeem your errant ways with these gamer-inspired cards. (Kotaku)

Another former Disney star gone bad! Dylan Sprouse (The Suite Life of Zack & Cody) has some nudie shots that just leaked on the internet. Have fun. (HL)

Those who share a Netflix account with anyone — in my case, a 13-year-old girl — will understand this dilemma. (Buzzfeed)

I love that Joaquin Phoenix didn’t bother to get dressed up for the Her premiere. (Go Fug Yourself)

Have you been watching the teaser promos for the upcoming season of Justified? Here’s a few of them, and it looks like Dewey Crowe’s clan will be the big baddies this time. Michael Rapaport will play the Crowe patriarch. I’m pumped.

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  • kirbyjay

    Dylan Sprouse? Wasn't he Ben on Friends and aren't there actually two of them?

  • No more Miley. Please. PLEASE. I don't care what she does. Please do not feed the animals.

  • causaubon

    as Jack famously quipped in V.F. (i think) - "Kiss a tit and you get an X, hack it off with a sword and it's PG-13."

    banana Popsicles are still my favourite.

  • Dear Santa,

    I have only one wish this year. I love my Pajiba-family, but they won't stop posting about Miley Cyrus (even though they tell me the best way to deal with attention-seekers is to ignore them). Please give me a magic spell that prevents any Miley Cyrus posts on Pajiba.

    Thanks and fly safely (as always)!


  • Todd Sikkema

    Does anyone else see a resemblance to the wee Bieber in that Miley pic?

  • Lauren_Lauren

    YES. I did a double-take.

  • AvaLehra

    I always thought grape flavor (in candy, soda, etc.) was just a made up flavor, until I actually ate a concord grape and my mind was blown. It tastes just like the candy. I had no idea! Banana-flavored candy though (in Now or Laters, etc.) is just nasty.

  • jollies

    On bananas: Prior to 1950, the world's most popular banana was the Gros Michel. This was a fatter sweeter banana that had a much thicker skin, making it easier to ship. This variety of banana went extinct due to a tropical pathogen. (Since bananas are seedless and therefore cloned, they are very susceptible to extinction-causing diseases.) Most artificial banana flavors are modeled after the Gros Michel, which is why it tastes a bit funny to us today. It was replaced in the marketplace by the current banana we all know and love -- the Cavendish. Unfortunately, a new version of the banana plauge is currently threatening this variety as well. There is some concern that the Cavendish may disappear within the next five years. If you like the way bananas currently taste, you may want to eat up now while you have a chance.

  • AvaLehra

    Fascinating! (I know that sounds like I'm being snarky or facetious, but really -- I am fascinated. That sounds snarky too but I swear, it isn't.)

  • Pajiba_Pragmatist

    I have found my Pajiba soulmate!

  • Sara_Tonin00


  • jollies

    Sure. I'm amazingly fun at parties!! [self-sarcasm]

  • Sara_Tonin00

    And killer on trivia night, I'm sure.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I got no qualms with movie remakes. Movie remakes have been around as long as movies have. Telling a tight story with a fun new cast has the potential to be entertaining.

    I do feel like revisiting "Evil Under the Sun" now though.

  • goddammitmrnoodle

    Oh my god, I LOVE "Evil Under the Sun!"

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Diana. Rigg. Her long shiny legs in the sun were the epitome of glamour to my pre-teen self.

  • Blue raspberries are really a thing.

    Whether or not the stuff called 'blue raspberry' is made with them or has anything in common with how they taste is a different matter.

  • Tinkerville

    Stop. With. The. Tongue. Miley.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Artificial flavors are artificial. Raspberry flavor is made from some kind of wood, I think, and banana flavor mainly from some kind of acid.

  • Patrick Garcia

    Boobs? Where?

  • becks2point0

    Hey, ladies with "A" cups! This guy thinks you're laughable.


  • BlackRabbit

    I think it's funny that the same letters are used for report cards and breast sizes.

  • narfna

    Not the kid from Big Daddy! That kid was adorable. I refuse to click.

  • Sirilicious

    Ooooh, i love this one so much! I even printed it out. Who does that anymore?!

  • BWeaves

    I love the doggy pics.

  • Maguita NYC

    I keep chortling over this one... Because I was there when it happened!

  • Sirilicious

    Awesome. Were you the hand or the testicle?! Or maybe a boob, lumpwise?

    Most of them seem to be poop or pee related. That is hard for me to enjoy or relate too. The only time my pets do that in the house after being babies, is when they are old and/or sick. I do appreciate pooping on a poo book.

  • Maguita NYC

    Unfortunately for the tests, I was the hand near them...

  • Sirilicious

    Haha, poor dude.

    While we are sharing, i once had a myoclonic jerk while, em, pretty much cupping some testes, innocently and sleepily, while spooning. He was less amused than i was.

  • Uriah_Creep

    A myoclonic jerk, eh? I knew one of those guys in college.

  • kinoumenthe

    The main thing I took away from all this, is that people have books about poop.
    Also, I loved the face of the dog who ate bunny poop.
    …Clearly, this is a poop day.

  • kinoumenthe

    Because, come on, this dog is clearly high on something. Or bunny poop has some yet undiscovered properties.

  • Sirilicious

    I think i once bought a couple of Black X 'pills'...

  • Sirilicious

    "I love that Joaquin Phoenix didn’t bother to get dressed up for the Her premiere"

    It sounds like you missed that year of him experimenting edgily with society's norms and expectations and demands.

  • John W

    She may as well flash them now while she can. Meanwhile, when she has time, she should watch Christine Aguilera and J-Lo because that's her future, hosting talent shows once her looks go into the toilet. She better hope she doesn't end up like Jessica Simpson.

  • goddammitmrnoodle

    Miley Cyrus has "looks?"

  • becks2point0

    Okay, I have problems with this comment but I don't want to downvote so instead I'll make them known.

    Problem, the first:
    Christina Aguilera is still making music and is also a very talented singer. She recently lost a lot of weight and looks great.

    Problem B:
    JLO appears to be aging backward because she looks better today than she did at her prime. Her looks are so far superior to most people's that to say they are in the toilet insinuates that most women's looks are figuratively in a dirty trough used to collect any number of human excretions on a WW2 battlefield.

    Jessica Simpson is the head of an incredibly profitable company and has more money than God. She's also still very attractive and seems to be a happy mother and wife. Any of us would be lucky to "end up like Jessica Simpson."

  • John W

    You're right I should not have dragged Christine, J-lo and Jessica into this. I let my hatred for Miley's shenanigans (as opposed to the person itself) get in the way.

  • becks2point0

    I personally love Miley's shenanigans because they remind me that though I'm getting older I wouldn't be 20 again if presented with the option.

    No one should ever be listened to or watched at that age. I shudder remembering myself back then. Thank god the entire Pajiba comment archives keeps being erased every couple of years.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I don't understand. Are her arms going to atrophy? Are her boobs going to cease to be? When will come the time that she can't flash them?

  • Guest

    Are you sure that's not Justin Bieber in the post header photo?

  • Sara_Tonin00


  • zeke_the_pig

    Academic difference at best anyway

  • Sirilicious

    I really thought that for a second.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Me too! People under 25 all look alike to me.

  • Sirilicious

    I bet they are scared to tread on your lawn, so you never see 'em up close.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I am fine with that.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Hey! Hey! Bad! Bad, Baz! Drop it! Drop it! Get away from that old school hip hop!
    Run, Grandmaster Flash! Run, Afrika Bambaataa! Get away from that rabid Luhrman!

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