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Miley Cyrus Dances Topless and Rides a Mechanical Penis, While Ansel Elgort Vanquishes His Own Sex Appeal

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | November 24, 2014 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | November 24, 2014 |


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Ansel Elgort completely killed it at the American Music Awards. And by “it” I mean any traces of sex appeal. (GFY)

Dustin wonders what could have made Norman Reedus so very sad. I have to say, Daryl has a cry-face to rival even The Beek’s. (WG)

Have the Serial spinoffs finally jumped the podcast? This interactive murder mystery game says yes. The game isn’t live yet, but I’m already bracing myself for the backlash crying insensitivity. (CrowdMurder)

Astronaut Marsha Ivins gave a fascinating account of all the weird mundanities of living in space, like how food tastes different and what it means to “pee the headache away.” (Wired)

When our communal boyfriend Benedict Cumberbatch introduced us to his new bride Sophie Hunter, we all morphed into the crazy ex/disapproving mother figure, didn’t we? (I mean, not you or I specifically of course, because we’re all incredibly sane, reasonable people. But the general we.) Well, Benny is tired of that and he’d like us to play nice now, okay? Okay, Benny. (Celebitchy)

Is Alec Baldwin’s Love Ride a creepy name for a reality show or the creepiest name for a reality show? I’m not sure, but I’m definitely watching it no matter what. (A.V. Club)

There’s nothing like the infallible logic of jokes written by children. But really though, what DO you call a dinosaur with no eyes? (imgur)

I openly admit that I don’t know who Frankie Grande is, but this shirt… is not a shirt. I’m kind of way too into the bow tie, though. (DListed)

The Simpsons’ co-creator Sam Simon is in a pretty incredible stage of his life. After being diagnosed with terminal cancer last month, he vowed to give away his very large fortune to charity. Now he’s using some of that money to save a gay bull from slaughter. (LAist)

Which reminds me, did you miss last week’s greatest hate-watch? I’m torn, because on the one hand this video of Kirk Cameron preaching the gay away is edited for maximum hilarity. On the other hand, it still gives me the blood pressure of a chain-smoking trauma surgeon. (Via Everything Is Terrible, which yes it is, but the video’s been removed there. As of now, you can still watch it on HuffPo)

Speaking of blood pressure (isn’t that the sexiest way to start a sentence?), Bedhead put together an incredibly helpful list of things most of us don’t think about when donating food. (Phactual)

Miley Cyrus celebrated her 22nd birthday by riding a mechanical penis and dancing topless, which is probably how she celebrates the day before and the day after her birthday, too. (Yahoo)

Baby. Jesus. Butt. Plug. Not only is there a legit sex toy by that name, there’s also a book that aneyka read and reviewed for Cannonball Read 6. The book belongs to the "Bizarro" genre, which aneyka was not familiar with, however judging by Baby Jesus Butt Plug the main traits of the genre are "throwing a bunch of random things together in the hope that people will be shocked and/or offended." Too bad this one was rather incoherent and poorly written. At least it’s a conversation-starter on her bookcase. (Cannonball Read 6)


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