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Miley Cyrus Calls Herself A 'Creepy, Sexy Baby': Is This Sh-t For Real?

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | September 27, 2013 | Comments ()


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Kanye West is very grumpy about being spoofed by Jimmy Kimmel. He went on yet another all-caps rant and pulled out the big guns by saying Sarah Silverman is way funnier than Jimmy. He does have a point there. Some people think this is all a publicity stunt. Could be? (DListed)

A market research firm polled Breaking Bad viewers and asked them how they wanted the series to end, and the results show that a large percent of respondents are morons. (WG)

Looks like DC’s Constantine is coming to NBC as a television show. Can we get a Tilda Swinton cameo? It can’t hurt to ask. (Slashfilm)

There must be something wrong with me because every damn time I see a trailer announcement for a new Madea movie, I think it’s a joke. (Film Drunk)

plscarjored.jpgSay what you want about Scarlett Johansson’s actressin’ skills, but she rarely fails to make an entrance on the red carpet. Here’s a retrospective. (Vulture)

There’s poop on the moon. (Mental Floss)

Christoph Waltz is being tapped to play yet another “ridiculous villain” in yet another Tarzan movie. (Film School Rejects)

Kaley Cuoco moves fast. She’s engaged to tennis player Ryan Sweeting after 3 months of dating. (Us Weekly)

Katie Holmes has way more chemistry with this mayonnaise than she ever did with lift-wearing Tom Cruise. (Buzzfeed)

Bryce Dallas Howard is in talks to star in Jurassic World. Some people will scream nepotism, but she can handle this role. (The Wrap)

Robin Williams goes batshit crazy talking about video games. Did you know his daughter’s name is Zelda? (Kotaku)

I’m starting to believe Miley Cyrus must be trolling all of us. In an interview released yesterday, she gushed about how Terry Richardson is a great celebrator of female strength. That’s not the worst of it. You have to read the quotes from today’s interview. She’s young and wild. We all do weird stuff at age 20. But if these quotes are serious, Miley needs help. (Celebitchy)

This is a hilariously concise description of the Miley situation. I only wish Larry Rudolph actually looked like the “Larry” drawing. (The Oatmeal)

I want to smell this new Katy Perry perfume since it’s named for Freddie Mercury. (Go Fug Yourself)

Can you tell that I like to choose “uplifting” videos that are geared towards improving one’s day? In today’s selection, a firefighter resuscitates a wee kitten. Damn.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa. She & her little black heart can be found at celebitchy.com.



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  • Candee

    Goddamn, do I hate Richardson. UGH.

  • Xander

    I know that karmically this is not a good thing but I really wish that something awful will happen to Terry Richardson. Like a rabid honeybadger mauling his genitals awful. There is something just so vile and disgusting about him

  • robbermaiden
  • John W

    How about Tilda Swinton AS Constantine?

  • dizzylucy

    "There must be something wrong with me because every damn time I see a
    trailer announcement for a new Madea movie, I think it’s a joke."

    That's OK. I was pretty sure the commercial I was seeing for Master Chefs Jr. was a spoof, because certainly kids competing in a high pressure situation with knives and open flames couldn't be real. It is.

    There
    must be something wrong with me because every damn time I see a trailer
    announcement for a new Madea movie, I think it’s a joke.
    Read more at http://www.pajiba.com/pajiba_l...

  • googergieger

    I can think of a perfect joke that would make everyone hate me, despite the fact I should probably be offended more than most here, but I'll just post this instead.

  • AvaLehra

    When I read the title of this post, I immediately thought of this: http://youtu.be/WxOTQq9H1EE

  • emmalita

    One of my top 5 least favorite, most sickened by movie characters.

  • AvaLehra

    For reals! He's gross.

  • Miley sounds exactly like every teenager/college freshman who encounters something new and confuses the newness of HER experience with actual novelty: endlessly fascinating and groundbreaking to herself, boring as fuck to actual adults. You're not shocking, sweetheart. Just off-putting.

  • Lemon_Poundcake

    "There's poop on the moon."
    That sentence just made my afternoon.

  • bastich

    Why is this not a children's book title?

  • emmalita

    Why haven't you written the children's book this would have as a title? Don't tell us you can't write, we wouldn't believe you.

  • bastich

    Thank you, but I'll pass. The last thing I need is to be chased out of town by an angry mob of American Library Association members bearing torches and pitchforks and throwing sharpened Newbury Medals at my head.

    Again.

  • bat

    Hey! The American Library Association would never chase you out of town for any book. They just held their annual Banned Books Week ("Celebrating the Freedom to Read"):
    http://www.ala.org/bbooks/bann...

    They even stand up for Fifty Shades of Grey! Your moon poo book would be welcomed with open arms.

  • bastich

    Just don't ask them about their official position on Marmaduke/Clifford the Big Red Dog slash fiction...not unless you're wearing good running shoes and a helmet.

  • emmalita

    Oh you just want to eat popcorn and watch while some other sucker gets driven out of town.

  • Shannon

    or maybe "Everybody Poops... On The Moon."

  • ... thus putting an end to all those "made of green cheese" rumors.

  • Michelle

    I clicked on the link solely because of that sentence.

  • Misomaniac

    Miley's stylist.

  • Maguita NYC

    No. Just as all the women before her who bared it were not trash.

  • Mrs. Julien

    ...

  • Maguita NYC

    Bitchy is fine with me Mrs. J, I appreciate it as much as the next Bitch! It is the female-bashing and cattiness that is not as much.

    For this is a site that often promotes female empowerment, and is very much loved and respected for it.

  • Mrs. Julien

    It wasn't meant as a counterpoint. I was just really proud of my SnagIt skiils.

  • Maguita NYC

    Congrats on your mad skills Mrs. J!

  • Wait, wasn't Kaley Cuoco JUST "dating" Henry Cavill? Like a month ago? Or maybe I'm mixing up my timelines. Or maybe she's not even trying to hide how fake that thing was.

  • DeaconG

    You too, huh?

  • OhSayNow

    The day that I can turn on the internets and not see a single picture of Miley Cyrus will be the happiest day of my life.

  • Mrs. Julien

    [seeing Miley Cyrus header photo]

    And a for Friday!

  • Quatermain

    Poor guy, being made fun of on TV. He seems Kanye stressed. Maybe now that he's gotten it off of his Kanye chest, he can take a minute, get some Kanye rest so he can be at his Kanye best for his family.

  • I suddenly need to go listen to David Cross do "the Ricky Henderson bit" again.
    "Ricky Henderson, pick up the phone. Pick it up, Ricky. Man, that mutha#%#'s never home..."

  • jollies

    "Creepy, sexy baby"? Well she nailed one out of three.

  • bastich

    Oh, I see...Miley Cyrus calls herself a "creepy, sexy baby", and everyone's cool with it. I call myself a "creepy, sexy baby", and I get kicked out of Toys 'R Us.

    Effin' celebrity privilege, I tell you....I had the fishnet diapers going on and everything....

  • Mrs. Julien

    It's really the licking that gets you into trouble. If you would just cut back on that, things might go more smoothly in the Barbie aisle.

  • Pulling a Lady Godiva on a My Little Pony won't make you any friends in Store Security, either (if they can't see the pony, you're just topless in a toy store).

  • Maguita NYC

    Here's hoping Constantine will be dark and snarky even if it's on the small screen, for there is a lot to tell and weekly episodes, if well executed and produced, would be great entertainment.

    Now, who should be cast as Constantine.

  • Shannon

    I'm really excited about this. Let's keep hope alive.

  • bastich

    My choice is 90's-era Gary Oldman.

    Could we just build a time machine and kidnap him for the role? Here, I'll grab my duct tape....

  • Ben

    Can we get your time machine to grab Men in Tights era Carry Ewles to be in Green Arrow too?

  • Bert_McGurt

    Here's a crazy thought - instead of SWINTON in Constantine, how about SWINTON as Constantine?

  • Fredo

    Donald Logue once he's done in SOA.

  • Maguita NYC

    THIS!!!!
    Just brilliant Bert.

  • Quatermain

    They should cast Sean Bean as Constantine, either that or Kiefer Sutherland.

  • Maguita NYC

    Someone suggested Spike plays Constantine (R. Payne)!

    I'm loving this suggestion as well as Tilda Swinton, but we all know NBC wouldn't have the balls to cast a woman in the role.

  • Quatermain

    I suggested Sean Bean or Kiefer Sutherland because they can both do that haggard, woirld-weary, scruffy look/attitude that Constantine should have. James Marsters is a good choice, though, too.

  • Maguita NYC

    Spike would make me happy.

    Even happier if he were to often (always) appear shirtless!

  • Shannon

    They can't cast Sean Bean. I think Constantine is supposed to survive throughout the series, right?

  • Maguita NYC

    I guess this would mean Jeffrey Dean Morgan is also out?

    No matter, let us enjoy the manly visuals.

  • Shannon

    mmm JDM. Wouldn't it be nice to see him get a steady, breakout part? I say that because I don't have Starz so I haven't seen Magic City. But I also haven't seen anyone around here talking about it. Probably not a good sign.

  • Maguita NYC

    hmm, maybe 3 years ago. How about his bastard son though? One must keep the audience happy.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Not blonde enough.

  • Maguita NYC

    And not Sting enough, I agree. But hot damn!

  • Guest

    That kitten video is sadly not uplifting bc in the reality the kitten died in the end... just an FYI there :(.

    ::edit::: sorry for the truth guys can we pretend I actually said the kitten was alive and well.... and full of rainbows and glitter and smores poptarts?

  • I want every woman who I can't adequately please, despite my best efforts, to find a fireman who will be willing to try anything to make her happy. I don't care if the kitten died. He tried.

  • mb

    THIS WAS NOT THE RIGHT TIME FOR THE TRUTH, OKAY.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    I wish you hadn't posted that. :'(

  • Maguita NYC

    I refuse to believe you. I refuse to believe you. I refuse to believe you.

    Please tell me that is a lie, for that clip had me shedding the happiest of tears in a while.

  • Guest

    I WISH IT WAS A LIE... it makes it so much worse :( http://gawker.com/this-cat-res...

  • Becks

    Are you sure it died though because it could have just gone to this really cool farm where two of my cats went that has that tall grass one of my cats likes to play with and the lady at the farm doesn't have to go to work or school so she can spend the whole day with the cats instead of them being alone? Everyone hold on and I'll call my Mom and see if she can ask the farm lady if that cat is there.

  • Sirilicious

    I love this. It's funny and sad. I also wish very hard that people would stop sugarcoating death to kids.

  • bastich

    Wow...that sounds the same farm that my Grandpa went to....

  • emmalita

    I'm starting to become suspicious about the actual blackness of your heart. Are you sure it isn't just dark grey?

  • cicatricella

    or very very very very very very very dark blue?

  • Al Borland's Beard

    "There must be something wrong with me because every damn time I see a trailer announcement for a new Madea movie, I think it’s a joke."

    Oh, it's a joke. Just not a funny one.

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