Miley Cyrus Calls Herself A 'Creepy, Sexy Baby': Is This Sh-t For Real?
Kanye West is very grumpy about being spoofed by Jimmy Kimmel. He went on yet another all-caps rant and pulled out the big guns by saying Sarah Silverman is way funnier than Jimmy. He does have a point there. Some people think this is all a publicity stunt. Could be? (DListed)
A market research firm polled Breaking Bad viewers and asked them how they wanted the series to end, and the results show that a large percent of respondents are morons. (WG)
Looks like DC’s Constantine is coming to NBC as a television show. Can we get a Tilda Swinton cameo? It can’t hurt to ask. (Slashfilm)
There must be something wrong with me because every damn time I see a trailer announcement for a new Madea movie, I think it’s a joke. (Film Drunk)
Say what you want about Scarlett Johansson’s actressin’ skills, but she rarely fails to make an entrance on the red carpet. Here’s a retrospective. (Vulture)
There’s poop on the moon. (Mental Floss)
Christoph Waltz is being tapped to play yet another “ridiculous villain” in yet another Tarzan movie. (Film School Rejects)
Kaley Cuoco moves fast. She’s engaged to tennis player Ryan Sweeting after 3 months of dating. (Us Weekly)
Katie Holmes has way more chemistry with this mayonnaise than she ever did with lift-wearing Tom Cruise. (Buzzfeed)
Bryce Dallas Howard is in talks to star in Jurassic World. Some people will scream nepotism, but she can handle this role. (The Wrap)
Robin Williams goes batshit crazy talking about video games. Did you know his daughter’s name is Zelda? (Kotaku)
I’m starting to believe Miley Cyrus must be trolling all of us. In an interview released yesterday, she gushed about how Terry Richardson is a great celebrator of female strength. That’s not the worst of it. You have to read the quotes from today’s interview. She’s young and wild. We all do weird stuff at age 20. But if these quotes are serious, Miley needs help. (Celebitchy)
This is a hilariously concise description of the Miley situation. I only wish Larry Rudolph actually looked like the “Larry” drawing. (The Oatmeal)
I want to smell this new Katy Perry perfume since it’s named for Freddie Mercury. (Go Fug Yourself)
Can you tell that I like to choose “uplifting” videos that are geared towards improving one’s day? In today’s selection, a firefighter resuscitates a wee kitten. Damn.
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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)