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Mila Kunis Got Engaged To Ashton Kutcher: Jackie & Kelso 4Eva?

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | February 28, 2014 | Comments ()


We are entering full-on Oscar madness this weekend. Please tune in on Sunday night for Courtney’s liveblog.

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Nicole Kidman has touched down at LAX for the awards. Let the good times & Botox roll! (Lainey)

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A previously lost track from Johnny Cash has been unleashed by Sony and can be heard at the link. (Country Outfitter)

In “Girl, don’t go there news”: Mila Kunis has apparently accepted a marriage proposal from Ashton Kutcher. I knew this was coming, but it still feels wrong. (DListed)

Robin Thicke is doing the full-court press in an effort to win back his estranged wife, Paula Patton. Poor Robin is “crying” onstage while dedicating his skeevy songs to Paula. I hope she isn’t listening anymore. (NYDN)

Let’s overanalyze the post-break-up photos of Katy Perry and John Mayer. Yes, I am a reprehensible speck of humanity. (Celebitchy)

A Scientology rep has responded to Leah Remini’s account of leaving the cult to protect her daughter from indoctrination. What kind of church releases such a horrible statement about a former parishioner? The CO$. (Us)

Adrien Brody always leads the douche parade on the red carpet. (Go Fug Yourself)

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I’m both terrified and fascinated with the idea of the world swallowing us with its unpredictable sinkhole strikes. These photos never get old. (Mental Floss)

It’s been awhile since I posted a dumb dog video, right? At least a few weeks. Since it’s Friday, I think we should all aspire to be like this Alaskan Husky who loves a head massage more than anything else.

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  • kinoumenthe

    My abject terror after the sinkholes was completely alleviated by the husky head massage bliss.

  • Ugh, Kutcher. I mean, I get that maybe he has changed from the dude that cheated on Demi Moore. And I fully acknowledge that MY chances with Mila Kunis were probably more likely than me sprouting wings and flying to Saturn. But still...

  • e jerry powell

    As I understood it, Paula Patton had better things to do this week than worry about that jerk she's divorcing.

    As far as Brody, what have I said repeatedly about Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2014 collection?

  • Sara_Tonin00


  • kinoumenthe

    Is it the sinkholes ?
    … It's the sinkholes, isn't it ?

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Actually, those sinkholes really did freak me out. The ones in Guatemala - there ain't nothing come back from those.

    Actually, it was a disgruntled comment that turned out to be sans cause.

  • kinoumenthe

    The Guatemalan ones are horrifying. The sides are so smooth and they look so deep…
    And China is turning into a gruyère.

  • John G.

    God DAMN it, Mila Kunis, you're so much better than this. Even the Home Alone kid would be better than fucking Asshole Kutchnuts. It would be better to be alone forever than with that pile of human garbage.

  • Pajiba_Pragmatist

    Why is he a pile of human garbage? Has he raped someone? stolen money from widows and orphans? Has he committed some other heinous crime? Because I am confident that being a sub-par actor does not make one a "pile of human garbage".

    Oh, and on the plus side he has been active in support of people with Cerebral Palsy (His twin brother has CP). And he has put most of his charity work towards combatting human trafficking.

    So let's separate "shitty actor" from "pile of human garbage" shall we?

  • John G.

    being a terrible actor is the least objectionable thing about him. He's just a giant douche. I'm glad he supports his brother, but that isn't a get out of jail free card. He's a huge fucknut.

  • That is true. He is a shitty actor, but he is far from the worst person in the world.

  • BWeaves

    Soooo, while the dog is getting the head massage, the rest of the gang are robbing the house?

  • Berry

    If there's one thing I miss about unemployment, it's being able to follow the Oscar shenanigans. This year, I have to be at work 6.30 (local time) Monday morning, which means that if I wanted to watch the show and follow various live blogs, I would get no sleep at all, as opposed to the usual way too little sleep.

  • Mrs. Julien

    tune in on Sunday night for Courtney’s liveblog

    [tight-fisted shiver of joy]

  • lowercase_ryan

    Why is everyone so anti-Robin Thicke? Did I miss where he cheated on her? is this just about Miley grinding on him?

    I mean, I get that he's skeevy, and I'm sure she had her reasons for leaving him, but until I hear that he cheated on her or did something really shitty, I have no reason to root against the guy.

  • Bedewcrock

    He allegedly did all of the above. There is a pretty skeevy pic out there of him with a blonde woman with a mirror behind them showing what he is doing with his hand......up her skirt.

    I think the Miley Cyrus is small beans.

  • lowercase_ryan

    nuf said, root against him as you please.

  • Pajiba_Pragmatist

    But Hyde is a Scientologist - doesn't that negate the coupling?

  • Mrs. Julien

    Xenu, yes, it does.

  • Tinkerville

    Jackie belongs with Hyde and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

  • e jerry powell

    Mila belongs with Macauley and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

  • TacoBellRey


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