Michelle Rodriguez Pours Herself Into A Dress And Inspires The Russian Headline "Homina Homina Homina"
If you prefer your necklines a little higher and hems a tad lower, then enjoy this new trailer for "Downton Abbey" Season 3. Can't watch the trailer at work? Don't worry, the squirrelbrains over at Vulture have recapped it in insane detail. Matthew and Mary are fighting about money? Ahhh, same as it ever was. (Vulture)
Devo is coming out of semi-retirement to release a single about Mitt Romney's dog. It's called "Don't Roof Rack Me, Bro." Oh god in heaven, please let this be the Tina Fey as Sarah Palin of the 2012 campaign. (Boing Boing)
Atlantic has the winners of the 2012 Travel Photography contest. And sometimes, when my inbox is flooded with K-Stew and Jennifer Aniston news, I want to move to that little isolated cabin in the last photo. Just make it all go away. (Atlantic)
Speaking of K. Stew, as you no doubt heard, she won't be continuing on as Snow White in the SWATH franchise. Leaving us with just ATH. Which is not as fun to type. Anyway, for once, I believe the studio when they say this has nothing to do with "slut-shaming" and everything to do with a) money and b) KRISTEN STEWART IS TERRIBLE. Let's all take a look at what Jodie Foster wrote in defense of Kristen Stewart (who, I repeat, needs no defense for her personal life...just the part where she tries to act). Coming from a brilliant woman who is a) a former child actress and b) someone who actually knows Stewart, it's an interesting read. (The Daily Beast)
Stewart's former Sparkle Man will be playing TE Lawrence (you know, of Arabia) in a new Gertrude Bell biopic starring Naomi Watts. If you haven't read Gertrude Bell's bio, "Desert Queen", I highly recommend it. Great read. (H-Wood)
The Billfold has a great article on how to get whatever you want from customer service. I mean, you may feel like a terrible human being at the end of the day, but at least you'll have flight vouchers. Also, nice "You've Got Mail" header image, Billfold. You people really get me. (The Billfold)
Despite his sloth-gifting ways, Kristen Bell claims she won't marry Dax Shephard until same-sex marriage is legal in California. They really are one of my favorite Hollywood couples. (Celebitchy)
Abby Elliot is leaving "SNL" which, you know what, I've always deeply disliked Abby Elliot on "SNL." So don't let the door hit your Kardashian impression on the way out, Abby! (WG)
The Wrap has 5 Breakout Movie Stars of Fall 2012. YES! LANDRY! (The Wrap)
Speaking of breakouts, Pajiba has been trying to make Olivia Thirlby happen for awhile now (watch The Wackness!), but it looks like this really might be her year. Homegirl landed a sumptuous spread in "Vanity Fair." This is as good a time as any for you new Pajiba readers to brush up on your Olivias. Wilde, where you been? (VF)
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