Michael Fassbender is Tired of Your Sexual Harassment, Ladies & Gents

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Michael Fassbender is Tired of Your Sexual Harassment, Ladies & Gents

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | November 1, 2013 | Comments ()


Hope you all had a safe, happy, and moderately drunk Halloween. The costumes have already been covered by everyone else, so this will be a relatively holiday-free edition of PL. Seriously though, why do cars never start in horror movies? Here’s a supercut video of the cliché in action. (Film Drunk)

Here’s a handy list of hand signals to avoid while traveling abroad. I really hope Terry Richardson does not read this list and decides to visit Latin America, Iran, or Sardinia. (Mental Floss)

A little girl in a tutu makes the best Deadpool ever. Take that, Ryan Reynolds. (The Mary Sue)

Justin Bieber supports Chris Brown and has tagged a wall in Colombia with some “Free Breezy” graffiti. Canada must be so proud. (DListed)

Barney Stinson of HIMYM coined the “Cheerleader Effect,” which is very real according to a new study that articulates complicated concepts like “hierarchal encoding.” Let’s get real though — dudes are only thinking, “These chicks sure are hot.” (WG)

Pamela Anderson cut off her trademark blonde locks in favor of a pixie cut. She looks great, right? Pam’s also running in the NYC marathon this weekend. That’s much more than a Baywatch beach jog. (HuffPo)


Matt Lauer looks like seven kinds of hell while dressed as Pam Anderson. But Kelly Ripa actually looks cute as Miley Cyrus! (Us Weekly)

This essay discusses the inevitability vs. inarguability in the 12 Years a Slave best actor race. There’s also a lot of overthinking regarding hard sells and negative campaigns. At least Harvey Weinstein isn’t involved. That’d be a real shitshow. Plus poor Chiwetal Ejiofor and Michael Fassbender would be forced to wear Marchesa on the red carpet. (Grantland)

Michael Fassbender joins Trespass. Guess who’s scoring the pic? So excited. (Slashfilm)

Michael Fassbender thinks we should stop talking about his massive dick in Shame. Fair enough. On one hand, he put it out there big time. On the other, I guess it gets old when people only ask you about your wang during interviews. George Clooney even made a “golf swing” joke about it at the Golden Globes — how embarrassing. I think Fassy’s also surprised how Americans are making such a huge deal about a few seconds of wang. (Celebitchy)

Some describe the largest ball pit on the planet (located in China) as “heaven on Earth.” I call it hell, people. Hell because all of those balls will never be washed. So many germs. What if a kid pees? What if an adult pees? These are the things that keep me awake. (Sploid/Kotaku)


Lady Gaga and Josh Hutcherson are co-hosting an upcoming episode of SNL. Poor Josh is gonna get swept into Gaga’s faux art. (Vulture)

I can’t tell whether or not Princess Charlene is taking the piss with this ensemble She looks great, but it’s not her usual style at all. (Go Fug Yourself)

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  • rd

    I call it hell, people. Hell because all of those balls will never be
    washed. So many germs. What if a kid pees? What if an adult pees? These
    are the things that keep me awake. ...me too-me too...

  • Wigamer

    That is my very favorite picture of Herr Fassbender. I always imagine a very satisfied lady right off-camera. And he looks a little weary. And YUM.

  • John G.

    I think it's somewhat of a fair trade off. If you get to be world-famous, incredibly rich and gorgeous, you have to deal with paparazzi and some dick talk.

  • e jerry powell

    But the idea of Pamela Anderson in a sports bra is giving me a quantum physics migraine.

    Awww. Poor little Fassie. Buck up, you can always join the Hamm-er Society.

  • President and Founder of the 'Hammer' Society:

  • linnyloo

    Every time someone uses "Fassie", all I can think of is "Fosse Fosse Fosse" from The Birdcage, and it makes me giggle.

  • John G.

    'Merica: Giggling like a 6 year old about pee pee parts since John Winthrop.

  • John W


    "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuuurts...."

  • Mrs. Julien

    Pamela Anderson is serving Jean Seberg realness.

  • Guest

    RE:Michael Fassbender thinks we should stop talking about his massive dick...

    The Worlds Tiniest Violin for you Fassy!

  • cgthegeek

    He and Jon Hamm can go cry in a corner together.

  • Legally Insignificant

    While your dick should not form the basis of your identity, it's nice to check "little dick" off the list of things to worry about. Any time I've put my pee parts on display, I've lived with the consequences, good or bad.

  • bubblyduckey

    I think the worst part of that whole story is the fact that he "Insists they are double standards in Hollywood as women would be protected from being ridiculed over their body parts, because it would be considered harassment."

    Because we don't ever talk about that time _____ showed her boobs in a movie. Or so and so had a picture of her crotch taken while she was getting out of a car....

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    I think that's what bothers me too. I mean, when's the last time you heard Christina Hendricks mentioned without a boob reference? So, welcome to the world of objectification, Fassy, have a seat behind all the attractive women who have been putting up with it for years.

  • Davis

    Wow what cunts, it's so embarrassing that you actually think like that. So if a man is sexually assaulted he should shut up and stop whining because it's been happening to women for years?

    So what about all of these actress that get naked in magazines I shold be allowed to harass them with no consequences? Can I call them ugly and fat seeing as they're getting their bodies out? What happened to 'slut shaming'?


  • AvaLehra

    Pam Anderson looks so lovely and chic. Amazing what a haircut can do.

  • Faux or not I play the shit out of Applause, and an awesome metal version Gaga found on youtube.

  • Dumily

    Damnit! Again with the header photo?!

  • bastich

    What a lazy costume. I hope Fassbender got fruit for Halloween.

  • Dumily

    Oh, I've got some fruit for him!

    And by fruit, I mean intercourse. I mean to imply through innuendo that I would be willing to have sex with Fassbender.

    I'd like to bang him is what I'm trying to say.

  • bastich

    Oh okay, I think I get the picture....

    /throws away fruit salad

  • BWeaves

    Hey, who hit me in the face with a banana?

  • linnyloo

    You sure that was a banana?

  • bastich

    Careful now -- banana pudding stains can be a pain to get out.

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