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Michael Fassbender is Tired of Your Sexual Harassment, Ladies & Gents

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | November 1, 2013 | Comments ()


Hope you all had a safe, happy, and moderately drunk Halloween. The costumes have already been covered by everyone else, so this will be a relatively holiday-free edition of PL. Seriously though, why do cars never start in horror movies? Here’s a supercut video of the cliché in action. (Film Drunk)

Here’s a handy list of hand signals to avoid while traveling abroad. I really hope Terry Richardson does not read this list and decides to visit Latin America, Iran, or Sardinia. (Mental Floss)

A little girl in a tutu makes the best Deadpool ever. Take that, Ryan Reynolds. (The Mary Sue)

Justin Bieber supports Chris Brown and has tagged a wall in Colombia with some “Free Breezy” graffiti. Canada must be so proud. (DListed)

Barney Stinson of HIMYM coined the “Cheerleader Effect,” which is very real according to a new study that articulates complicated concepts like “hierarchal encoding.” Let’s get real though — dudes are only thinking, “These chicks sure are hot.” (WG)

Pamela Anderson cut off her trademark blonde locks in favor of a pixie cut. She looks great, right? Pam’s also running in the NYC marathon this weekend. That’s much more than a Baywatch beach jog. (HuffPo)


Matt Lauer looks like seven kinds of hell while dressed as Pam Anderson. But Kelly Ripa actually looks cute as Miley Cyrus! (Us Weekly)

This essay discusses the inevitability vs. inarguability in the 12 Years a Slave best actor race. There’s also a lot of overthinking regarding hard sells and negative campaigns. At least Harvey Weinstein isn’t involved. That’d be a real shitshow. Plus poor Chiwetal Ejiofor and Michael Fassbender would be forced to wear Marchesa on the red carpet. (Grantland)

Michael Fassbender joins Trespass. Guess who’s scoring the pic? So excited. (Slashfilm)

Michael Fassbender thinks we should stop talking about his massive dick in Shame. Fair enough. On one hand, he put it out there big time. On the other, I guess it gets old when people only ask you about your wang during interviews. George Clooney even made a “golf swing” joke about it at the Golden Globes — how embarrassing. I think Fassy’s also surprised how Americans are making such a huge deal about a few seconds of wang. (Celebitchy)

Some describe the largest ball pit on the planet (located in China) as “heaven on Earth.” I call it hell, people. Hell because all of those balls will never be washed. So many germs. What if a kid pees? What if an adult pees? These are the things that keep me awake. (Sploid/Kotaku)


Lady Gaga and Josh Hutcherson are co-hosting an upcoming episode of SNL. Poor Josh is gonna get swept into Gaga’s faux art. (Vulture)

I can’t tell whether or not Princess Charlene is taking the piss with this ensemble She looks great, but it’s not her usual style at all. (Go Fug Yourself)

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