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Megan Fox Adorably Proves She Hasn't Had Botox. Yes, You Heard Me, I Said Adorably.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (29)



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Happy Friday my flavorful fajitas. I want to be very clear about something, lest you get the wrong idea, I love tacos. I think they’re the best. But I would have to be VERY drunk to eat at Taco Bell (or Taco Town for that matter). That’s why I think Wi-Fi at Taco Bell is a terrible idea. Because while drunkenly consuming a double deep fried gordita sounds gross, drunktweeting about it sounds even grosser. (End Gadget)

That tech link was sent to me by branded on this It Takes A Village People Friday. He also sent me this riddikulus wand remote. Seriously, I’m stupefied. (Think Geek)

Speaking of Harry Potter, Dan Carlson pointed out this amazing comic which breaks down each book in the series (hogwarts and all). There are spoilers if you haven’t read the last book…why haven’t you read the last book? (Lucy Lou)

Similarly, the incomparable Pinky McLadybits sent me this massive “Game of Thrones” map. There may be spoilers, but I didn’t really see any. Mostly, because I’ve only watched the show and not read the books, I was impressed with the level of detail but baffled by its meaning. Why haven’t you read the books, Joanna? (The Daily What)

Speaking of minutiae, check out these intricate Star Wars carvings made from vegetables. I want to eat that little Yoda up, I love him so. (Sushi Chef Japan)

And while we’re on the subject of visually pleasing foodstuffs, The Pink Hulk sent me this drool-worthy link for an Ohio-based gourmet ice cream company. Don’t worry non-Ohoooovians (why did I type that?), I’m sure you have something comparable nearby, but I’m including the link for the food porn-tastic video on this company’s website. You’ll never look at a blackberry the same way again. [ETA: Apparently you can order this crack online. Holy H*ll.] (Jeni’s Ice Cream)

I think I wrote “Ohoooovians” because I have Doctor Who and my fellow Whovians on the brain. jM sent me a link for these fingerless TARDIS gloves. (Etsy)

Which reminds me, my friend Tam was supposed to knit me a little stuffed TARDIS ages ago. I’ll forgive her the lollygagging because today she sent me this. (Emotions With Jon Hamm)

Speaking of facial expressions, the much maligned (by me) Megan Fox took to the internets to prove she hasn’t had botox. Listen, I’m glad to know she can frown. She can’t act, but she can frown. So that’s nice. Celebitchy goes on to prove that Fox has had some manner of work done but I don’t honestly care. Do whatever you want to your face, Ms. Fox. I only care about plastic surgery when it prevents a talented (or at least charming) actor from being able to work. MEG RYAN I MISS YOU. (Celebitchy)

I also miss Jim Henson. So much. This new San Francisco bar is doing nothing to fill the Henson-shaped hole in my heart because even though it’s called Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, it actually has nothing to do with the muppets. It’s up to you now, Jason Segel. (Grub Street)

Speaking of muppets, “Aurora Borealis/ Shining down on Dallas” is probably one of the neatest lyrics of all time. The AV Club, on the other hand, has amassed a list of The Worst Lyrical Rhymes In Popular Music. I nominate a-ha’s excruciatingly awkward “Shying away/ I’ll be coming for you love, okay?”(AV Club)

Oh, the 80’s, I miss you. The Pink Hulk sent me this adorable link which he called “old school.” I mean, it’s not Angelfire/Hello My Future Girlfriend old school, but it’ll do. (The Best Page In The Universe)

The lovely Siege sent me this typographical Jonathan Coulton video. I love BOTH of those things.

Dan Carlson sent along this great violin cover of the “Game of Thrones” theme.

But my favorite video of the day is one the wakeful snuck in under the wire. It’s most recent Sagan Series video celebrating this morning’s launch of Atlantis (last shuttle launch ever). It’s good. Very good.

Joanna Robinson wants you little soul surfers to know that you don’t have to wait until It Takes A Village People Friday to send her hot links. You can do that anytime via Email or Twitter.









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Comments

It should be mentioned that Dr. Teeth will likely carry those mega-delicious sweet potato tater tots. We can forgive them a lot because of those tater tots.

Posted by: Drake's Bay at July 8, 2011 2:37 PM

Not one but TWO mentions! I feel like a rock star.

That said, if you guys don't order that ice cream, don't come blaming me later for your sad, empty lives.

Do I have $1000 worth of ice cream in my freezer right now? Yes. Do I think I'm probably eventually going to get diabetes and lose a foot because of my own foolish sugar consumption? Sure. Is the ice cream THAT good and worth any and all risks? Yeah...yeah it is...

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at July 8, 2011 2:53 PM

As delightful as the Star Wars veggies are, the running commentary is PURE COMEDY GOLD! One of my personal favorites:

everytime my friend came, these produced it, but I gather for a
celebration feeling this time.

I'm just assuming we're still talking about veggies here...

Posted by: NateS1973 at July 8, 2011 3:00 PM

Posted by: PBC at July 8, 2011 3:23 PM

Cute font video, but anything that mentions Applebee's has no place in my life. I'm not even sure it wasn't softly ironic. But soft irony that isn't really irony has no place in my life either.

Posted by: Brenton at July 8, 2011 3:24 PM

Megan Fox, ripples
Like a tiny pond in Spring
On your creased forehead


Posted by: snapnhiss at July 8, 2011 3:49 PM

Haikute!

Posted by: coveredinbees at July 8, 2011 3:53 PM

What's up with the knight wearing a dead human body as a headdress/cape to the right of Winterfell? I don't remember THAT from the books...

Posted by: kidtiger at July 8, 2011 4:15 PM

Awwww, poor Megan Fox I knew girlfriend was on the way down but she just skipped a couple of steps on the way and landed smack dab in the domain of the Kardashians, Adrianne Curry and Coco.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 8, 2011 4:23 PM

A friend, who I've unfortunately had a falling out with, knitted herself a Dalek, about 1 foot high.

She's pretty awesome/fun/cool. The falling out? All on me.

Posted by: Groundloop at July 8, 2011 4:27 PM

Want. Wand. Remote. NOW.

Posted by: noodlestein at July 8, 2011 4:30 PM

Oh hells yes you can order Jeni's online. And you may think Sweet Corn & Black Raspberries sounds weird, but it is super awesome delish! Just saying Salty Caramel makes my mouth water. Yay Jeni's!

Posted by: fenchurch at July 8, 2011 4:36 PM

I'll concede lip filler and maybe some more aggressive dermatological work (peels and laser treatments), but that's as as I'll go on the Megan Fox had so much plastic surgery bandwagon. To me, it looks like a kid matured into her looks, lost 10 pounds, and got a damn good make-up artist to teach her how to contour the shit out of her nose. The tell-tale sign to me is the bump on the tip is still in the same spot. Wouldn't happen with a nose job.

Sandra Lee's nose looks delicate in photographs, too; once she turns sideways, you see she has the same old Cyrano de Bergerac honker featured in her HS photos.

Posted by: Robert at July 8, 2011 4:38 PM

What's up with the knight wearing a dead human body as a headdress/cape to the right of Winterfell? I don't remember THAT from the books...

ACK! Now I know what doesn't happen in the books, thereby narrowing down the options of events that actually do happen in the books before I read them and find out what really happens. My day is ruined! RUINED!

Posted by: branded at July 8, 2011 4:39 PM

Jeni's ice cream is just as amazing as it looks. I HIGHLY recommend the Salty Caramel and the Goat Cheese & Roasted Cherries. And the Mango Lassi. And the Riesling Poached Pear Sorbet. And the Strawberry Buttermilk. And the... OK, I have to stop now. But TRUST, order some--it's well worth it (especially the Salty Caramel).

Posted by: AnnArrogance at July 8, 2011 4:57 PM

The Star Wars food carvings are most impressive.

I scrolled back and forth between those Megan Fox photos a few times, because I could not believe that was the same person.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 8, 2011 5:14 PM

@kidtiger: One of the major houses in the north took the flayed man as their symbol. Legend has it they flayed the skin from their enemies and wore them Buffulo Bill style, but with presumably less tranny implications. That map took included some pretty obscure stuff, which is awesome. They even included the arctic cannibal tribes which got like, maybe a passing mention in book 3. Good stuff.

Posted by: Socraz6 at July 8, 2011 5:22 PM

Like The Damned Pink Hulk, I also have a car payment's worth of Jeni's in my freezer. The Lemon Blueberry might be the most perfectly flavored tart/sweet thing EVER. It's pricey, but it's goooooooood!

Posted by: Lainey at July 8, 2011 7:22 PM

Socraz6, thanks! Of course I now remember the flayed men. It was the armor I think that threw me off.

Posted by: kidtiger at July 8, 2011 7:39 PM

Here's a map of the whole GoT world by same artist. Not spoilery. Much of the south and east are interpretations, from descriptions.

http://www.roxya.com/files/World_Map_of_Ice_and_Fire_by_Other_in_Law.jpg

Posted by: space oddity at July 8, 2011 10:19 PM

"Aurora Borealis/ Shining down on Dallas" is my favorite line in that song.

Honey, that's the way I am!

Posted by: mswas at July 8, 2011 11:43 PM

Muppet lovers in NYC should check out the Henson exhibit at Museum of the Moving Image in Astoria...it opens next weekend!

Posted by: Sara Tonin at July 9, 2011 12:10 AM

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM!*runs into wall*

You are magfinicent. *snore*

Posted by: Figgy at July 9, 2011 12:26 AM

Meg's a big ole liar....she's had botox- right between her brows, but not on her forehead- that's why she's wrinkling unnaturally. It's as if someone has put their thumb down between her brows, she frowns and the muscles that can work are bunching up against the thumb.

Posted by: pkitty at July 9, 2011 6:50 PM

Why the frick would anybody think Megan Fox uses botox? She's 25 years old. 25 year olds DON'T USE BOTOX!

Posted by: reanalyst at July 12, 2011 12:30 PM

You Have some intriguing ideas! Maybe I should to consider doing this by my self.

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Posted by: DJ Taylormade at August 3, 2011 12:37 PM

It is the small tweaks that create the most dramatic changes.

Posted by: DJ Taylormade at August 4, 2011 3:34 PM

So true, with so much to learn and think of. Thanks !!!

Posted by: sending big files at August 22, 2011 1:30 AM