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Maybe That Monkey Was Looking For A Wedding Gift For Some Newlyweds In Washington

By Jasmine Markes | Pajiba Love | December 10, 2012 | Comments ()


Today is Washington's first day of marriage equality and oh look, now my eyes are sweating. (BF)

Hiddleston lovers (Hiddlestoners?)! ASSEMBLE! Someone is questioning your commitment to Lokimotion. And there's a little Idris Elba and Jude Law in there for the rest of us. (Celebitchy)

This might not sound that great, but 15 yr old me is swooning at Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani's "Glycerine" duet. (Vulture)

Click here if you want to know what legendary actor will be "appearing in the Doctor Who Christmas special. And during the wait, put on this Dalek holiday song (Geeks Are Sexy) and try these cookies that look like Fishfingers and frankly go much better with custard for us non-Time Lords. (Bakingdom)


Check out how Aaron Paul keeps cool and more in these behind the scene set photos from "Breaking Bad." (WG)

Hermanos, I almost blue myself when I first saw these "Arrested Development" NES games and though they were real. Chicken Dance Revolution doesn't require you to have ever even seen a chicken before. (Pleated Jeans)


I see a lot stooping related concussions on the horizon for the patrons of the new pub opening in Hobbiton. (Noosa News)

It's no secret that many a film trailer has employed Inception-like BRAAAAHHHMMMMs since the movie came out. I suspect this compilation doesn't even cover most of them. (Unreality)

Oh, Canada. This dapper monkey that visited one of your IKEAs this weekend is the cutest thing to happen in one since JGL and Zooey Deschanel played house. (Guardian)



If you can't afford this shiny unofficial Serenity LEGO set for that special Browncoat this year (Nerd Approved), try this Firefly ugly Christmas sweater. (Fashionably Geek)

Would you ever wear these contacts that could one day display text message right on your eyes? That could make sexting extremely dangerous. (Neatorama)

This is just one of many gems from this tumblr of Star Trek and Community mash-ups. (Tumblr)


I bet the potential viewers "Game of Thrones" as a CW show probably listen to a lot of Theon Greyjoy Division. (io9)

If a groundhog can drive, why not dogs? The streets of New Zealand are about to get a lot ruffer:

Jasmine Markes isn't even a little sorry for that pun.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Uriah_Creep

    That's not a monkey that showed up at IKEA, it's a Mönki.

    I wish I could take credit for that, but I read it somewhere else.

  • dizzylucy

    It takes a strong competitor to best any Arrested Development thing for me, but darn if that monkey at IKEA didn't do it.
    Love the wedding photos.

  • John W

    Is that Annie's Boobs in Ikea?

    I heard if you use the Konami code you can get the entire Bluth clan doing the chicken dance at once.

  • Amanda

    You would think that even Gavin Rossdale would be sick of Bush by now.

  • Bert_McGurt

    I so badly wanted to leave a "Los Pollos Hermanos" joke what with the back to back links up there, but sadly neither Buster nor Michael have a Chicken Dance.

  • p

    Fucking Christ, those contact lens whatever the fucks are the stupidest idea ever. I can't see ANYTHING bad or stupid happening to people who wear the fucking things while say flying a goddamn plane or driving a fucking bus or driving a fucking car or riding a fucking motorcycle or riding a fucking bike or jogging or walking down the fucking street.

  • DarthCorleone

    Yeah, I was imagining the conversation that prompted that driving dogs thing. It must have gone something like this...

    "We want to show everyone that shelter mutts are just as smart and able as purebreds!"
    "O.k. So what are we going to do? Enter them in some agility competitions? Petition dog shows to include mutt categories?"
    "No, we're going to teach them to drive cars!"

    I guess it got people talking.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Purebreds are smart? You obviously never met a Golden Retriever, or a Cocker Spaniel.

  • e jerry powell

    Or a saluki. Especially a saluki.

  • Zen

    Agreed. Mutts/mongrels are the smart ones. Most pedigree dogs are thick as two short planks; border collies are a noted exception however.

  • Anna von Beav

    jM, MARRY ME.

  • jM

    YES! I'll bring the shopping carts.

  • Drake

    Sweaty eyes must be contagious. Imagine the joy if the SCOTUS rules for justice.

  • Resa Anderson

    As lead Hiddlestoner for the Pajiba contingent (just trust me on this), never, EVER doubt the quantity of sex and the depravity of the acts themselves we would be willing to commit with, on, or near Tom Hiddleston.

  • googergieger

    Thus proving my accredited* theory, Kiwi's be crazy, mang.

    *Not accredited.

  • JoannaRobinson


  • jM

    I wish I could take credit for that one, but it was all the artist's doing.

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