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Matthew Fox From "Lost" Is Not Opposed To Punching Ladies? Man, Why Did He Never Give Kate What Was Coming To Her?

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (25)



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Oh, don’t look at me like that, I’m just kidding. Of COURSE Kate aka Evangeline Lilly aka one of the most obnoxious TV characters in recent memory didn’t deserve to get smacked around. Well except that one time she and Juliet got into it. That was muddy, exploitative, and glorious. But as little as Kate deserved a smack, the bus driver who tried to bar Matthew Fox from boarding a private party bus deserved it even less. I think this makes old Foxy the anti-Baby Goose. (Blame It On The Voices)

Speaking of men who pack a punch, it looks like the new Bond movie has a title and that title may indicate that the film is based on Jeffrey Deaver’s Bond novel “Carte Blanche.” I had no idea Deaver had done Bond. Has anyone here read it? Bleeding Cool has a synopsis. (Bleeding Cool)

Speaking of authors, check out this strange and unusual letter Roald Dahl wrote to some fans. As Vince over at Film Drunk points out, the most important thing to note is that Dahl uses two spaces after a period unlike the writers here at Pajiba. YOU’LL HAVE TO PRY THAT EXTRA SPACE OUT OF MY COLD, DEAD HANDS, ROWLES. (Film Drunk)

I read a LOT of Dahl when I was little, but I’d like to think that if this “Space Oddity” picture book had been around, it would have been a favorite of mine too. You can see the WHOLE thing here. (Kolb Is Neat)

And I really don’t care what the author’s excuse is, this kid’s diet book will only serve to give children a bundle of new neuroses. Yes, absolutely, obesity is an epidemic. Yes, I would like young children to be educated and encouraged to eat well and exercise. But this? This should be called B is for Bulemia and I think it could be damaging to young ladies. (Gothamist)

Speaking of ladies and fiction, a hilarious if totally overstated attack on George R.R. Martin and The Song of Ice And Fire went up on Tiger Beatdown. (Tiger Beatdown) In it the author claims that the depiction of women in the series is less than flattering. I disagree but whereas I merely shouted, “NUH UNH,” this feminist writer went a little more in-depth with her rebuttal.
(Think Progress)

While we’re on the subject of internet nerd battles, someone over at Gizmodo decided to publicly humiliate a date of hers because he happens to play Magic: The Gathering (like, a lot). (Gizmodo ) Yeah, that kind of sh*tting on nerds doesn’t fly on these here internets. The gorgeous and talented Kiala Kazebee wrote a parody of the article and then a more straightforward, but still hilarious response here. Seriously, suck it Alyssa. (Nerd Puddle)

Ah, but when it comes to verbal sparring, it’s Richard Dawkins who delivers the TKO to both Gov. Rick Perry and the Republican Party in general. It’s vicious, it’s cutting, it’s. . .well…it’s somewhat true. (Dave Chen)

See, Dawkins, Kiala and their ilk are much more eloquent in their anger. I am more inclined to mail the offending party some fake barf. That’s my maturity showing through. Speaking of fake barf, here’s everything you never needed to know about its production. (Collector’s Weekly)

See, do kids still use fake barf and whoopee cushions? Those seem like bygone things. Like they belong back in the 90s with stirrup pants, slap bracelets, neon and the cast of “Saved By The Bell.” Oh, by the way, Dustin wrote a completely evil post over on Uproxx about the 30 Worst TV Theme Songs of All Time. Careful you may, like, me, end up singing “what ever happend to pred-ict-uh-biliteeeee?” all day. (Uproxx)

Speaking of Uncle Jesse and those Rippers, Flavorwire has a list of the real-life bands behind TV and film’s most famous fake ones. Oh yeah, you bet Almost Famous’s Stillwater is on there. WE’RE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO KNOW IT’S A GREAT MOVIE. (Flavorwire)

Speaking of 90s nostalgia and real-life bands, there’s something about Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale still being married that warms my little Lollapalooza-going heart. Rossdale’s spread in “Rolling Stone” came out when I was in high school and it was the closest I ever got to a “Tiger Beat” experience. They both still look smoking hot and pretty adorable with their kids. (Celebitchy)

But if we’re talking adorable, nothing beats Alan Tudyk’s present to Joss Whedon which he stole from the set of “Firefly.” That and a heapin’ helpin’ of other factoids can be found on this “Firefly” infographic. (Carsort)

It’s a contentious sort of day, I suppose, because here we have two A.I. robots who have been set up on a little date. They sort of bicker, he calls himself a unicorn but I think we all know where this is going. Yes, they fall in love, resent our overbearing meddling and…blah blah blah…Skynet.

Well, should the Robocalypse come, I’d like Guy Ritchie to direct it. According to this supercut it’ll be grimy, violent and full of shirtless men, dahgs, and sparing amounts of Madonna.

[the films of] Guy Ritchie from Kees van Dijkhuizen jr. on Vimeo.

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Comments

Isn't it two spaces after a period (or question mark)? That's what I always do, though it looks like it's hard to see.

Posted by: Todd at August 30, 2011 1:04 PM

Madonna and Guy Ritchie reminded me of one of the best movie reviews I've ever read. Of Madonna in Swept Away the reviewer said that she was so wirey and had so much botox that she "looks like a skinned panther".

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 30, 2011 1:09 PM

i seem to remember that skinned panther remark.

Posted by: gp at August 30, 2011 1:15 PM

I came to terms a few months ago with the fact that to maintain my sanity, I gots to keep my feminism and my ASoIaF love compartmentalized far, far away from each other in my brain. Like, they have to be like two boxes on opposite ends of the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark (another love of mine that I really can't look at very long while wearing my feminist goggles). Agh! Too many metaphors. I'll stop now.

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at August 30, 2011 1:17 PM

Like they belong back in the 90s with stirrup pants, slap bracelets, neon and the cast of “Saved By The Bell.”

You just named maybe my three favorite things about the 90s, and I have never liked neon.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at August 30, 2011 1:19 PM

POOF! Just like that, The Hotness has left Mr. Fox. Those cops should have busted him on the spot.

Posted by: ChickaBoom! at August 30, 2011 1:23 PM

That Chatbot video has assuaged all my worries about Skynet. All we have to do to defeat the bots is hook them up to one another and they'll just argue about whether they're Christian unicorns or not for eternity.

Kiala Kazebee's mockery of that Gizmodo article is a friggin' hoot. I'm going to have to spend more time over on NerdPuddle. Thanks for posting that!

I'm going to have the "Growing Pains" theme in my head allllll day, I just know it. Curse you, Alan Thicke!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 30, 2011 1:35 PM

Except that HTML parsers will take out the second space, Todd, unless it's coded as a non-breaking space ( ) preceded or followed by a regular one.

Posted by: Jerry at August 30, 2011 1:45 PM

I could never get into LOST because Fox annoys the shit out of me. He always plays the "angry asshole" part. Guess it's not acting.

Posted by: Mel C. at August 30, 2011 1:45 PM

Of COURSE he uses two spaces after a period - he was writing on a typewriter wherein all the letters took up the same amount of space. An "i" or a "w" had the same width.

Now that we live in 2011 and use computers, two spaces it not EVER EVER EVER needed.

http://www.slate.com/id/2281146/

Posted by: Sbrown at August 30, 2011 1:52 PM

Richard Dawkins kind of just gave me the vapours. That is some awesome rage right there.

Posted by: Nadine at August 30, 2011 1:56 PM

Doesn't the Pajiba text parser automatically remove double spaces? I am now worried about Joanna's life status, as in dead or alive.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 30, 2011 1:56 PM

Our Overlords do indeed remove spaces that we have every right to type.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 30, 2011 2:00 PM

John Finkel, the dude from the Gizmodo article that twunt wrote, is answering questions on Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/jz3u7/iama_jon_finkel_ask_me_anything/

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at August 30, 2011 2:01 PM

Also that Firefly link just turns me even more against Whedon and...there is no way he coincidentally copied that show, including the exact way she was laying in the box. No way. Sorry. I hate the Whedon.

Posted by: Nadine at August 30, 2011 2:04 PM

Matthew Fox.

Falcon!!...Punch!!!

Posted by: PissBoy at August 30, 2011 2:11 PM

to maintain my sanity, I gots to keep my feminism and my ASoIaF love compartmentalized far, far away from each other in my brain

Why? Nothing in Ice and Fire glorifies antifeminism. The characters, male and female, are all pretty gruesome. They do horrible things to each other. They hurt each other any way they can. I think Sansa gets the smackdown for being too starry-eyed -- not too girly -- and Cersei is shown as the unfortunate most-extreme result of stifling female talent.

Ice and Fire isn't going to leave anyone yearning to live in a pretty castle with heroes running off to fight dragons. To survive in that world, you better be ruthless, cunning, and pretty goddamn lucky, whether you're a man or a woman.

Posted by: Wednesday at August 30, 2011 2:30 PM

Like they belong back in the 90s with stirrup pants, slap bracelets, neon and the cast of “Saved By The Bell.”

Three out of four of those things are primarily associated with the 80s. I'm confused.

Posted by: MM at August 30, 2011 2:42 PM

All we have to do to defeat the bots is hook them up to one another and they'll just argue about whether they're Christian unicorns or not for eternity.

I can't watch the video right now, but it seems the simplest solution would've been to have them play tic-tac-toe? Or how about a nice game of chess?

Posted by: branded at August 30, 2011 2:44 PM

I loved that Song Of Ice And Fire rebuttal. Admittedly, I couldn't even get through the entire original piece, because she was far too in love with her own words and supposed cleverness.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 30, 2011 4:34 PM

Richard Dawkins..

:: applause ::

Posted by: Macrophage at August 30, 2011 5:51 PM

Dustin missed a really obvious one (if you're old enough, I suppose):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3GpxAyM6yc

Posted by: Three-nineteen at August 30, 2011 6:25 PM

While I agree with everything Richard Dawkins says, I can't help but worry about his tone. I feel the way he gets so abrasive and condescending ultimately does more harm than good, and he probably strikes his opponents as domineering and itching for a fight more than someone carefully trying to convince them of his viewpoint. As a filthy science-loving atheist, though, I totally understand his frustration.

Posted by: vic at August 30, 2011 7:56 PM

Joanna, of course it's two spaces between sentences, and don't let them tell you otherwise.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at August 30, 2011 11:10 PM

That OK Cupid girl gives me chest pain. What a bitch.

Posted by: ZombieMedic at August 31, 2011 12:08 PM