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Love Is a Many Splendored Thing, Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong, All You Need Is Love

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (40)



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All the X’s and O’s my lascivious Venuses and languid Adonii (Google says that’s incorrect, but doesn’t it have an awfully nice ring to it?). Happy Day of Love to all of you! February 14th is one of the Link Wench’s favorite holidays because A) I get to smear all of you in my love spackle (The links now open up in new tabs when you click! Enjoy!) 2) Dark chocolate is delicious, anyone who tells you differently is selling something (probably white chocolate). And iii) I look good in red. It’s my power color. So, my tender hearts and quivering arrows, I present to you a looove-themed P. Love.

If someone tries to bah humbug you out of enjoying this holiday, here is a charming defense for you lovers of l’amour. (Slate)

Are you looking for some smooth, slick melodies to play for your gent or lady tonight when things turn a bit more bedroomantical? Let the King of Sexytimes, Tom Jones, be your DJ. My favorite track on this Jones Love Playlist is a Barry White classic I first heard on “Aly McBeal” (I know, I know)…it invokes a dancing Peter MacNicol and that’s never not sexy. (NPR)

Gather ye chocolates while ye may! A distressing article on why chocolate may soon be prohibitively expensive. (The Globe and Mail)

Is your Valentine a “Doctor Who” fan? What? You’re not even a “Doctor Who” fan?!?! Oh, man, get on that. For the rest of you, here are some delightful Who-themed Valentines. (Girl Gone Geek)

Some writers over at Slate have amassed a fairly impressive list of their favorite love poems. Shakespeare only makes one appearance, as does cummings (stop snickering). This poem, by Denver Butson (seriously, are you twelve?) is my favorite: “months
have gone by without either of us stabbing the other/ let’s eat out.” (Slate)

In the realm of lovely, nerdy Valentine gestures, this one takes the heart-shaped cake. Unless light saber is a euphemism for something else…my childhood just got really weird. (9gag)

I’m honestly of the opinion that Valentine’s Day shouldn’t be about giving lavish gifts, flowers or even chocolate (though I do love chocolate as I believe I mentioned). I do, however, enjoy looking at the insanely creative ways some more crafty folk celebrate the day. If it’s the thought that counts, this round-up wins because both an insane amount of thought and multiple trips to the craft store were involved. The arrows are particularly fierce. (Design Sponge)

If however, your Valentine will pitch a fit without a gift, here are some bargains for the DVD-lovers (it’s not too late, tell him/her/it the gift is in the mail). For the meth head Valentine, here’s Season Two of Breaking Bad on the cheap. Meth is romantical, right? (DVD Empire)

If your Valentine is more like me (may Gourd have mercy on your soul), he or she would get warm heart things at the prospect of owning Inception on Blu-ray (it’s cheap, but they needn’t know). I’ve taken to pulling attractive people aside at parties and telling them I want to get to the snow fortress level of their mind. Works every time, my little dream invaders. (Amazon)

Here’s a final round-up of Valentines for the Zombie Lovers, the NPR obsessed, and me.

I want to extend a huge Pajiba Love congratulations to reader jamiepants who got engaged this weekend. Super congratulations, also, to her “feyonce,” the future Mr. jamiepants. Of all the possibly fake but maybe it’s real elaborate youtube proposals that are out there, and there are many, this one will always be my favorite. Probably. Until something better comes along. I have commitment issues.

Whomsoever made this montage can totally be my Valentine…especially if you’re as tall as advertised, BigAl6ft6.

Joanna Robinson choo-choo-chooses you to be her Valentine. Send your love, affection and all the dark chocolates to godtopuswept@gmail.com.









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Comments

Loretta, I love you, not like they told you love is. I didn't even know this either, but love don't make things nice. It ruins everything: It breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect, the stars are perfect, not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. I mean, the storybooks are bullshit. Now, I want you to come upstairs with me and GET in my bed.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 14, 2011 1:06 PM

"Joanna Robinson choo-choo-chooses you to be her Valentine"

Yo know if you have nothing but time on your hands, a life paid for by other people's taxes, and an Aussie actor to help, you could get that stammer seen to.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 14, 2011 1:08 PM

The poem you chose from Slate is also my favorite. I have since sent to Mr. Nimue as a Valentine (the extent our holiday exchange, aside from the cold he gave me.) Seriously the sentiment made my day.

Posted by: Nimue at February 14, 2011 1:11 PM

Don't mind me, I'm just here to get a jump on the President's Day Backlash backlash.

Posted by: Ian at February 14, 2011 1:14 PM

Thanks, doll. =)

Posted by: jamiepants at February 14, 2011 1:17 PM

Love poems huh? I’m so sick of the false love that you are forced to shower your love one with on valentine's day. Here is my haiku to show you what I think of valentine's day:


twenty dollar girl
I only have ten dollars
what do you mean no

Posted by: Pookie at February 14, 2011 1:22 PM

Yay! Links open up in new tabs now! HVD to me!

Posted by: staceygarrett at February 14, 2011 1:27 PM

I think I need to see a dentist now. /rimshot (Dodges heart shaped box of chocolates projectile.)

Nicole Kidman as a redhead makes me smile.

Sweetheart, you and I can get lost making our own worlds in limbo.

I'm just going to assume that it's unpossible that PaddyDog doesn't get the reference.

Posted by: L4NkYb at February 14, 2011 1:28 PM

Isn't it possible I can get a reference but also want to make an apropos joke?

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 14, 2011 1:32 PM

Meth is romantical, right?

If staying up for days on end and repeatedly vacuuming the house isn't love, then I don't know what is.

Posted by: branded at February 14, 2011 1:32 PM

I vacuumed your mom's house.

Posted by: Ian at February 14, 2011 1:34 PM

Congratulations, jamiepants. The proposal video made me all teary. The montage video was also excellent. Happy Valentine's Day Pajibans, I hope you all get something pink.

Posted by: Jadine at February 14, 2011 1:39 PM

I hear ya, I just wanted to jump on the opportunity to use the word unpossible.

BTW, that just reminded me of how older episodes of the Simpsons could pull on some emotional strings. That particular one always hurt me a little, because I'm generally about as clueless as Ralph when it comes to romance. Cartoons with an emotional appeal? Now I remember why that show's an icon.

Posted by: L4NkYb at February 14, 2011 1:41 PM

Mrs. Julien, that has to be one of the best love speeches ever filmed. Hat's off to you.

Posted by: leuce7 at February 14, 2011 1:41 PM

Mrs. Julien - Watching Moonstruck is part of the Main Squeeze's and my Valentine's plans for this evening. It's our traditional Valentines' Day movie.

(Though we haven't seen it in years. As the Main Squeeze said just yesterday, "What?! Do you want to watch Moonstruck fourteen times?!" My answer was, obviously, "Of course I do.")

Posted by: tamatha at February 14, 2011 1:42 PM

"I’ve taken to pulling attractive people aside at parties and telling them I want to get to the snow fortress level of their mind. "

You kill me, JoJo.

Pookie, that was kind of fantastic.

Posted by: Figgy at February 14, 2011 1:42 PM

The Slate link led to trawling for poems and a specific one by ee cummings.

I googled using a line from the poem.

Only one hit came up.

It was here on Pajiba.

In a post I made 3 years ago.

I'm not knowledgeable about the time/space continuum, but I daresay that I have rent it asunder.

Does the synchronicity of these events mean I have come full circle?

Do I now remove myself from said circle?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 14, 2011 1:43 PM

I'll concur with the "Yay for new tab links!"

And also say that I have around one week left before my yearly 4 month pit of black depression and misery ends. The spontaneous crying is really starting to drive me nuts.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at February 14, 2011 1:55 PM

I call dibs on the red saber!

Posted by: (Not so) Blonde Savant at February 14, 2011 1:57 PM

PaddyDog that made me laugh out loud from my mouth area. Can I choose any Aussie actor? With apologies to Mr. Rush, I pick the Jackman. He can give me dancing lessons while he's at it.

Posted by: Joanna Robinson at February 14, 2011 2:15 PM

Mrs. Julien - it probably just means you're misquoting the line...

Yay for love! Boo for heartbreak! Today and everyday.

I've got nothing pithy to say. I suppose I should be glad that my friends are currently bitching more about being poor than being lonely, but really I'd just rather they stop bitching about anything at all for at least a week or so.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at February 14, 2011 2:19 PM

Gather ye chocolates while ye may! A distressing article on why chocolate may soon be prohibitively expensive.

Cue Lauren-shaped hole in wall.

Posted by: Lauren at February 14, 2011 2:20 PM

I vacuumed your mom's house.

We appreciate the extra help, Ian, seeing as my mom goes to college.

Posted by: branded at February 14, 2011 2:20 PM

Yes Sara Tonin, but consistently.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 14, 2011 2:24 PM

I loved the Dr. Who Valentine cards. Unfortunately, I'd have to send them to myself. Darling Hubby and I don't celebrate holidays. We celebrate every day.

Posted by: BWeaves at February 14, 2011 2:28 PM

Dr. Cox: Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line is: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.

Posted by: Melody at February 14, 2011 2:33 PM

Eeeeeeeek, Doctor Who Valentines! I'm not a romantic smushy but if I got one of those I would explode into heart-shaped confetti glitter.

Posted by: Lauren at February 14, 2011 2:42 PM

19 years ago today, my (now) husband and I had our first date, which lasted three days and resulted in a marriage proposal. (Note: there had been 6 months of letter writing and phone calls prior; I am not an idiot), so I will always have a fondness for this day. We don't give lavish gifts, but it's worth a little celebration.

So, is it wrong of me, when people express their hatred of the day, to want to say "You know, since you haven't had a steady relationship in the entire time I've known you, maybe it is you..." ? I haven't actually gone that far, but it's a close thing.

Posted by: Reba at February 14, 2011 2:51 PM

Sorry you're single but clearly, and based on lack of evidence to the contrary, you are unlovable and it is all your fault.

Ouch Reba.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 14, 2011 2:58 PM

Here's what adds to my humbug of this redonkulous marketed bullshize day.
This thing occured, to a friend of mine.

Sat night, a person who was cheating on his wife, cheated on the person he was cheating with. His excuse / answer? "I didn't think she'd be so vulnerable to that.
She knew our arrangment was unusual".

Posted by: Ms MoMo at February 14, 2011 3:20 PM

Ah, Mrs. Julien, these are people I have known for 15+ years who have a habit of getting in their own way and/or destroying happy relationships through entrenched neuroses they refuse to address, then asking all their friends "why ME?" but failing to listen to the answer. Random strangers can hate the day all they want and I will not judge.

Posted by: Reba at February 14, 2011 3:26 PM

I've just watched those two lovely video clips and now I appear to have something in my eye.
I'll be right back...

Posted by: Simon at February 14, 2011 3:36 PM

If your Valentine is more like me (may Gourd have mercy on your soul), he or she would get warm heart things at the prospect of owning Inception on Blu-ray

I just called... to say... BWWUUUAAAAAAMMMMMM...
and I mean it from the bottom of my heeeaaaarrrrtttt....

Posted by: branded at February 14, 2011 3:37 PM

Personally, when I'm getting bedroomantical, I like to use the classic BBWWWUUUUAAAAMMMMMM-chicka-bow-wow.

Posted by: Joanna Robinson at February 14, 2011 3:40 PM

A little unfair don't you think to suggest those of us who don't succumb to marketing and who think a shared laugh spread over a year is better than an over-priced bunch of roses on one day are all unlovable neurotics?

Maybe we are happily married and just can't abide the fakeness of the day?

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 14, 2011 3:56 PM

The sickeningly adorable video at the end was, as you may imagine, sickeningly adorable. But why so rampantly heterosexual? Sigh. Queer folk don't fall in love, it would appear.

Posted by: Fi at February 14, 2011 4:17 PM

I am not a fan of the commercialization and pressures of the day, and in fact don't tend to indulge in them. But, much like other holidays, I am completely baffled when someone expresses a loathing for a particular day, simply because it has become a cultural touchstone. I am not fond of the commercialization of Christmas, and I don't like the music, but that doesn't mean I spend time and effort railing against the fact that other people groove on the kitsch. I just ignore the bits that don't do it for me. I guess I don't understand the vitriol directed at this particular day. It seems akin to folks who freak out over Halloween. If you aren't into it, don't celebrate it.

I suppose I should have left off my comment, as it was very specifically directed at people who sabotage their own happiness - with or without another person in the mix - and then wail about how other people being happy in public is an affront.

Posted by: Reba at February 14, 2011 4:47 PM

For my own touch of humbuggery (ew): @Reba, I don't think anyone's trying to take your happiness away from you; but it seems your happiness is probably independent of hearts n chocolates. For my part, I'm going to make a rough estimate based on non empirical glances at Facebook statii, and it seems like 2/5 of the ones I see are people either bummed out about not having anyone, or stressed because they haven't gotten anything/sufficient things for their S.O., or sad because life got in the way of what retailers say this day is supposed to be about. I think the vitriols are in the minority; most people just seem bummed about it. That's no fun.

Posted by: Ian at February 14, 2011 6:20 PM

Nice blog.keep up the good work.

Posted by: os engines at March 11, 2011 7:40 PM