'Love Actually' Rage Strikes Again; Mass Forehead Vein Explosions Reported Worldwide
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'Love Actually' Rage Strikes Again; Mass Forehead Vein Explosions Reported Worldwide

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | December 19, 2013 | Comments ()


If The Neverending Story were made for today’s audience, it’d basically be the most terrifying children’s fairy-tale movie ever, as these drawings attest. (The Mary Sue)

What were the 10 best commercials of 2013? I rundown AdWeek’s list. I was completely blown away by the number one pick, which prompted one fella on Twitter to call me a “hipster queermo” for preferring what he called an “obesity” ad over the Geico Camel. I’m going to take that as a compliment. In fact, that’ll be my new nickname. (WG)

What the f*** is wrong with Ellen Degeneres? One day, one of these plots to scare celebrities is going to result in an embarrassing pants-wetting scene and a lawsuit. Poor Julia Louis Dreyfus. (BF)

Speaking of Ellen Degeneres, Justin Bieber is looking awfully Degeneres’ like in his Christmas outfit. (GFY)

And speaking of Justin Bieber, he will NOT be replacing the late Paul Walker on the next Fast and Furious movie, you’ll be happy to know. Ludacris, however, is not. (FilmDrunk)

In case you haven’t yet heard, Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson was suspended indefinitely by A&E for comments about gays he made in GQ magazine. (Dlisted)

As you might expect, the Christian right and Sarah Palin have come to Robinson’s defense. Palin’s got some words for you “intolerants.” (Celebitchy)

The Love Actually analysis continues, as Lindy West is perturbed (perhaps rightfully) that the women in the movie barely talk, and all the men “win” a woman. Fair criticism, but COME ON. It’s Love f**king Actually. Since when did we start applying this kind of analysis to Richard Curtis films? (Jezebel)

Good news! Peter Jackson won’t be adapting Tolkien’s The Silmarillion. The bad news? It’s because the Tolkien estate hates Peter Jackson, and also New Line, because it won’t give them any royalties because, like these to 10 Movies That Made Hundreds of Millions in Box-Office Dollars, The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings Somehow Showed No Profit. (BI)

Early test footage from Paul Rudd’s Ant Man has already been released, and it looks mind-blowingly fantastic. (Rejects)

Grey’s Anatomy? You gotta go. (Underscoopfire)

Here are some stereotypes about yourself based on your favorite television show and f**k them for all the stereotypes they got wrong, and even more for the ones they got right. (Flavorwire)

A Vine of Jennifer Lawrence spilling breath mints is hurtling through the Internet right now, because that’s where we are with Jennifer Lawrence coverage. NO REGRETS. (Gawker)

“Five Character I Refuse to Be Forced to Like.” Ferris Bueller? Why? WHY? (Unreality)

Mr. Dave Chen ranks his five favorite actions scenes of the year. (Slashfilm)

Sweet, merciful Christmas, this video holiday card that’s been making the rounds is terrible. What I don’t understand, however, is why anyone would get so worked up over it. I assumed it was an ironic mockery of white people. I’m right, aren’t I? This isn’t earnest, is it? I mean, it can’t be.

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