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Look at What the Nefarious Airbrush Monsters Have Done to the Gorgeous Face of Elizabeth Banks

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | January 16, 2014 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | January 16, 2014 |


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Guess which celebrity that you dislike tried to be The Bachelorette a few years ago, after her divorce, but was denied by ABC, and who just had her secret revealed on national television? (You don’t have to really guess. You can just click and find out) (Dlisted)

“Why What You’re Thinking About Who The Killer Is On ‘True Detective’ Is Probably Wrong.” I wrote this piece. And what you’re thinking is wrong. (Uproxx)

She may very appropriately be on Joanna’s list of 10 Non-Stick Insect TV Actresses Who Are Allowed To Be Confident In Their Sexual-i-tay, but that doesn’t excuse this dress. BURN IT, BUSY. (GFY)

The 100 Greatest Quotes of All Time in chart form is the best way to spend the next 10 minutes of your life (now, quick, flowchart these quotes!) (I09)

Jezebel is offering $10,000 for unretouched images of Lena Dunham from this month’s Vogue, although it’s not to shame Lena Dunham, it’s to shame Annie Leibowitz, although if they get those images, most people are going to use them to shame Lena Dunham, which Jezebel ought to understand. Nobody ever makes fun of the photographer for airbrushing, they make fun of the celebrity being airbrushed. (Jezebel)

Speaking of airbrushing, this: (via ONTD)

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If they’re going to airbrush her face, shouldn’t they also airbrush the face on the bench ad, so that the airbrushing doesn’t look as painfully obvious?

Aren’t we all happy that the song “Alone Not Alone,” from the film Alone Not Alone got an Oscar nomination this morning? What’s that? Never heard of that movie? Neither has anyone else. No reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, no box-office record. How’d it get nominated? Oh, the composer is the Academy Governor and the chief of the music branch. Must be a coincidence, right? (Hitfix)

Did you know that you can buy a pair of Casey Anthony’s pants for $800? WHAT A STEAL. (HLN)

Science has just discovered that people with children are happier than people without children, and also unhappier than people without children, although the unhappiest people are people who have children and didn’t want children. These are the facts. (LAT)

Philadelphia Magazine is in hot pursuit of the Swiss Cheese Pervert (a guy who pulls down his pants, flashes his penis, and solicits people with Swiss cheese), and they think they’ve identified the culprit. But don’t worry! If they’re wrong, they’ve only just RUINED A MAN’S LIFE. (Philly Mag)

“Lots of the stuff we’ve got going on is going on. There’s crime and sh-t-kickers and backward-ass white trash. I hate to tell you, but racism is alive and well in a lot of parts of the world.” — Timothy Olyphant. (Celebitchy)

I dig this theory about why ScarJo was both the biggest asset and the biggest problem with Spike Jonze’s Her. (Unreality)

Speaking of Her, do you consider the movie’s future utopian or dystopian? FSR investigates. (FilmSchoolRejects)

Nathaniel R. breaks down “the youngest to” records in pretty much every Oscar category. (TheFilmExperience)

Drake Doremus, the guy who directed Like Crazy is making a romantic version of Orwell’s 1984 with Kristen Stewart. I thought you should all know that, so that you can look forward to seeing copies of 1984 on bookstore shelves with Kristen Stewart on the cover. Just remember: Arson is illegal. (Slashfilm)

“One word, if I may, Captain. That word is: nonsense.” According to Vangie13 this quote from Spock aptly sums up the first Star Trek novel, Spock Must Die! She’s reading all of them for CBR6 from first published to most recent. Have you read any of them? (Cannonball Read)


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