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Lock Your Cubicle Door For The 10 Sexiest Films Ever Made

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | August 7, 2012 | Comments ()


Just kidding, I know your cubes don't have doors. Well this link is totally SFW as long as you don't watch any of the videos. By the by, sweet sax-y-phone molassy, why have I never watched Body Heat? That thing looks like a sweaty, cheesy mess. Yes please. (FlavorWire)

Speaking of steam heat, it looks like American Psycho author Bret Easton Ellis won't be adapting "50 Shades of Grey," which is sort of sad because he wanted to SO BADLY. (Vulture)

Speaking of fine literature (we weren't, but oh well), did you ever have to read Thomas Hardy in school? Oh, or are you one of those types who reads Hardy for fun? Ooooof. You must be fun at parties. Anyway, the bleak Yorkshireman once spearheaded an art project that integrated headstones into a massive tree. So he's always been a downer. Anyway, the tree turned out rather gorgeous and is still there today. (Kuriositas)

Rachel Weisz confesses in a recent interview that she's delighted being married to Daniel Craig. Yeah, I expect there are no complaints from Daniel Craig either. (Celebitchy)

Unreality has a list of films with brilliant premises that fell short of the mark. Ahhhhh, yes, and I can tell you exactly how In Time fell short...by not bringing even the tiniest shred of sexyback. That's how. (Unreality)

Composer (A Chorus Line among others) and EGOT winner Marvin Hamlisch passed away. Doff your sparkliest bowler in his memory. (NYT)

In today's Olympic news, check out the evolution of "the vault" as represented by this single gif. (BioTV)

The Film Experience asks "Who Is Your Cinematic Avatar?" My answer, as many of you know, is hopelessly dorky. I'd be curious to know yours. (TFE)

This poster for a fake Inspector Spacetime film (as opposed to the totally real "Inspector Spacetime" show) is almost perfect. I just wish they had made the ladies a little more "New Who" and a little less Barbarella. They totally Britta'd Britta's crotch is what I'm saying. (io9)

Fantastic print of The New York Giants. Nooooo, not the sports team. The movie giants. Don't worry, that one in the bottom corner is okay. He's a sailor...in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. (Laughing Squid)

Finally a fun list of the weird cross-over links between seemingly unrelated TV universes. Mostly JJ Abrams is to blame. (AV Club)

Joanna Robinson would kill for an Apollo bar right now...or an hour alone with Eva Green.

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