Let's Sit, Stay, and Speak About This Year's Puppy Bowl Lineup
Cyclops is not allowed anywhere near the kitty halftime show. (PhilDesignArt)
Here's an updated video of every "Bitch" Jessie says on "Breaking Bad". (Screen Junkies)
A man aboard a flight to New Zealand was asked to change his shirt when some of his fellow passengers complained that it was threatening. But it didn't mean what they thought it meant. The shirt in question?
That's right the famous quote from The Princess Bride. They never did get around to making him change. I'm guessing, because someone clued them in about the reference and they counted their fingers and realized they were safe. Morons. (Blastr)
This is exactly what Tumblr was made for: Kanye West Wing. (Tumblr)
It appears that "Ben & Kate" is the latest comedy to get nixed. (WG) I'm not torn up over it. If anything, this frees hope Lucy Punch (the best part of B&K) to find a show of her own or, at least one more deserving of her talents. For now, let her lead you on a journey of British accents. (I admit, I'd be tempted to stop and talk to My Cocaine.) (Vulture)
Stock up on your no-no juice and kettle corn (it's a fun-time snack), "Community" which returns February 7th so sayeth these promos. (Jezebel)
A full sketch from Movie 43, the movie starring everyone ever, has made it's way online. Hmmm, tired jokes in a bit that runs way too long. Judging from this skit, I for one can't wait to flip past this on TBS in a few months. (Bleeding Cool)
Ashton Kutcher is starring in jOBS, the film based on the life of Apple founder Steve Jobs. Kutch certainly looks the part, but he still sounds like that douche from "Two & a Half Men." (EW)
Tired of regular Facebook and interacting with all those people you don't want bang like a gavel? Bang with Friends is the app for that. (High Definite)
The military is removing the ban that prohibits woman from serving in combat. I can only imagine the many ways politicians are going to stick their foot in their mouths over this. (ABL)
I'm sure it won't be anywhere near as cute as these gay guys thoughts on vaginas:
And they could always handout MRE's with yogurt that has birth control in it to stave off any unwanted surprises. (Laughing Squid)
Last but not least, Charles Dance (Tywin Lannister, "Chuck D.") reads Fifty Shades of Grey.