Let's Make Christina Hendricks' Dream of Wearing Pelts and Horns and Riding Around on Horseback a Reality
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Let's Make Christina Hendricks' Dream of Wearing Pelts and Horns and Riding Around on Horseback a Reality

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | August 13, 2013 | Comments ()

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • John G.

    Oh, I've got it. What if Christina Hendricks plays The Red God?

  • e jerry powell

    Oxenberg needs to do an anti-GOOP site. And the entry splash can be something Tyra-licious like this:

  • e jerry powell

    Wait a minute, we don't count Daredevil because they weren't married yet?

    It was a disaster either way, but still...

  • meh


  • Jezzer

    That better be one sturdy horse.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Do you ever NOT try to incite people?

  • Jezzer

    Craugs gotta Craug.

  • John G.

    I wish it really was called "The ones who kocks"

  • Lauren_Lauren

    Kock kock, motherf*cker.

  • gelis

    I like how the woman complaining about being overshadowed by Gwyneth and her entourage at a book fair conveniently leaves out the fact that she's the daughter of Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia and clothing magnate Howard Oxenberg, and is officially "Princess Christina Oxenberg of Serbia and Montenegro."

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Eh, she can be on The Vikings.

  • Bad Superman

    Christina Hendricks was already on Game of Thrones, she was called Ros.

  • John G.

    oh bad superman, you're so bad.

  • BigBlueKY

    Not gonna lie.... I would watch Christina Hendricks on CSpan.

  • Not that I'm at all qualified to comment on fashion, but the Seyfried dress thing? What the Hell did the designer intend to be going on with her chest? It looks like she's got 6+ rather lumpy, malformed breasts.

  • Maguita NYC

    I don't know what kind of church this Heather attends/attended, but Amanda Seyfried's outfit is not the kind one wears to church. I hear however that temples are much more open and less uptight regarding women's sexy wear.

  • emmalita

    But it's not sexy. It makes her look ill proportioned and lumpy. No sexy temple would allow that nonsense.

  • Maguita NYC

    It the gauzy-gaudy material. Still inappropriate for church no matter its ill-fit and lump...

    Wait! I thought I dumped the Catholic a long time ago, why am I giving a hoot?! She could look like the Nun of Babylon for all I'd care.

  • "Sacrilege! No such frump should be displayed in the house of SMUT! Praise be unto her 12 holy vajazzles! Take it away; it offends mine pervasive eyes with its coverage! Witch! Nun! Killer of boners!"
    - Clergyman Libido, House of Smut

  • George Tarleton

    Vin Diesel playing a tree. I don't know the joke, but the punchline is amazing.

  • Arran

    Vin Diesel as a tree? It's the part he was born to play, baby!

  • Vin Diesel. Chris Pine.

    Get Wood!
    He was just an ordinary guy. Until he was a tree.
    Two potential fuel puns. A fuckload of boomstuff. Quite the match!

    In Cinemas Never.

  • John G.

    EE submission?

  • Judge_Snyder

    Too bad Melisandre has already been bagsied.

  • John G.

    Yeah, What major female character is still left to be introduced?

  • Fredo

    She could be Mance Rayder's pregnant wife. But that would require covering her up in pelts and furs. Internet would not approve.

    What about one of the nobles of Meereen, where, in traditional garb, she's gotta have a boob out?

  • dorquemada

    Elia Sand. Oh yes.
    Or Arianne, but she'd have to wear a dark wig. I could go for that.

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