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Leonardo DiCaprio Is Going to Help Adrien Grenier Find the Loneliest Whale. (The Whale Is His Penis)

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | March 13, 2015 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | March 13, 2015 |


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Sometimes it feels silly to get so worked up over something as trivial as a superhero’s costume development, but then Wonder Woman gets an outfit with pants and LITERALLY NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN THIS IMPORTANT IN THE HISTORY OF HUMAN BEINGS. (Mary Sue)

Who is a worse spokesmodel for wrinkle cream than a 17-year-old model? How about a 17-year-old model who is only famous for being the sister of a plastic alien person who refuses to smile for fear of altering her facial cells? Yeah, great plan, ad wizards. (HuffPo)

American Treasure Tom Hanks teamed up with some Girl Scouts to sell cookies and overwhelm our senses with the adorableness. (CBS)

We give Sean Penn a lot of shit around these parts for being a sadistic monster person, and this interview in which he talks about only watching The Bachelor (yup) to watch people cry isn’t helping him any. (Celebitchy)

Leonardo DiCaprio wants to help Entourage’s head douchebro Adrien Grenier find the loneliest whale. And that’s not even a metaphor for his peen. (Spoiler: It probably actually is.) (Jezebel)

Charlie Hunnam says he would be open to full frontal because he has “nothing to hide.” That you just heard was the sound of the entire world not complaining. (Yahoo)

Meet the Katniss Everdeen of Jeopardy. (DListed)

Pamela Anderson looks good. It’s… confusing. (Lainey)

In case you missed it, there was a great interview with the cast of Mad Men, where January Jones talks about auditioning for Peggy and Alison Brie talks about incesty things. (Uproxx)

If I owned this amazing Kwik-E-Mart Lego set, I would spend all my time changing tiny expiration dates and yelling at Lego teenagers. It would be my heaven. (/Film)

Here are nine surprising things you can get from libraries. The town I used to live in had a tool lending library, which I desperately miss. I mean… not that I ever actually utilized it, but I COULD have. What am I supposed to do now if I need a post holer? (Phactual)

DataAngel took on The Case of the Deadly Butter Chicken by Tarquin Hall for Cannonball Read 7. This five-star mystery features Vish Puri, India’s Most Private Investigator, who "handles cases as simple as cheating spouses and background checks on potential husbands to murder, kidnapping, and the abduction of a famous moustache. Yes, really." Have you read any in this series? (Cannonball Read 7)


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