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Lars Von Trier Promises Us Skarsgard Penis. Relax, Ladies, Wrong One.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (28)



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Thanks to Brock for this pointed tip about Lars Von Trier’s new film wherein Stellan Skarsgard’s “floppy” penis will make an appearance. I’m not kidding. He said “floppy.” Cheers. (AV Club)

And nothing will get you, ahm, “floppier” faster than these booze-themed Holiday gifts. Oh, alcohol filled rocket pack, you complete me. (Uproxx)

Whatever the opposite of “floppy” is, that’s how I feel about this heartwarming poster from my favorite Christmas movie. (Reddit)
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Speaking of a Cruel Yule, the prickly snapnhiss sent me this lovingly crafted Cthulhu Christmas Tree. That’s right my pets, stare right into the mouth of Christmas. (Obvious Winner)
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The lovely Mindy Kaling and the POTUSILF, Bill Clinton, were on the Today show this morning to talk about the best books of the year. Mindy Kaling has always been a favorite of mine…but she’s backing the GOOP. THIS WILL NOT STAND. (NYMag)

Instead of buying me Mindy Kaling’s book, can one of you get me this Boba Fett knit cap? Wait, no, strike that, now that I think about it, someone make me a Boba Fez. (So Geek Chic)

I just wasted an hour reading this site. Trust me, when you start dream casting Farm Girls, you’ve gone too far. (Original Movie Ideas)

Speaking of time sucks, if you haven’t already seen it, I suggest you check out this preview for Season 2 of “Portlandia.” I don’t watch the show because Fred Armisen is like laughter krytponite to me, but the “Battlestar Galactica” obsession depicted here? I know that all to well. (IFC)

Speaking of space, check out these rad Deep Space photos from 2011. (Discover)

I love this contest over on Booooooom which asked readers to recreate a famous work of art. The top ten finalists can be seen here, but in case you don’t want to navigate the NSFW Frida Kahlo rack, my favorite can be seen below. (Boooooooom)
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A Spanish village let the makers of The Smurfs paint their town blue as part of the promotion for the film. Dumb for two reasons. A) There’s already an all-blue city, Jodhpur, and it’s rad. B) Well, I don’t even have to articulate B. NPH knows what I’m talking about. (Kuriositas)

Hmmm, la dee dah, this Pajiba Love turned out rather arty. Well here’s a list of the best Louie CK fan art. Apparently it gets a little NSFW on the third page. I haven’t looked yet. Please report back as too the relative floppiness. (Mental Floss)

While this Jedi Ninja video is pretty nifty all on its own, stick around for the twist ending.

Finally, speaking of nerd fantasies, someone has but together a compilation of hackers wearing leather in honor of Lisbeth Salander. Not a trace of Cheeto dust to be found. Oh, Acid Burn, you’re simply the best.









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Comments

I don't wear hats, but that Boba Fett hat kind of makes me want to start.

Posted by: Jeni at December 20, 2011 1:10 PM

Now I'm imagining Lars Von Trier's Christmas tree. Instead of tentacles, it's bristling with floppy Skarsgard penis. Deck those halls.

Posted by: Ginger at December 20, 2011 1:10 PM

I believe you meant dick those halls.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at December 20, 2011 1:16 PM

Die Hard poster is kinda awesome.

Posted by: MM at December 20, 2011 1:23 PM

I want that tree.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! And a happy new year.

Posted by: Ghisent at December 20, 2011 1:24 PM

I've already seen stellans floppy penis in breaking the waves. Surely alex's floppy penis would like to be on camera too

Posted by: Gen at December 20, 2011 1:24 PM

asked readers to recreate a famous work of art.

Sincerely, I just spent a good half-hour perusing all the submissions. Some of them are really, really neat.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at December 20, 2011 1:30 PM

Sorry, perusing probably less than a third of all the submissions. There are A LOT. But really, they're worth it.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at December 20, 2011 1:31 PM

That Odalisque isn't full-figured enough...

Posted by: Jerry at December 20, 2011 1:39 PM

Jedi Ninjas make my geeky heart go pitter pat.

Posted by: Bob Frapples at December 20, 2011 1:46 PM

Whatever the opposite of “floppy” is

"Turgid"

Posted by: Patty O'Green at December 20, 2011 2:17 PM

I think I'd rather see Stellan's anyway.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at December 20, 2011 2:25 PM

I believe that's spelled TUG-RID in all the best porno books.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 20, 2011 2:26 PM

There's no fighting in the Love room, y'all.

Posted by: lubeg at December 20, 2011 2:41 PM

There now needs to be a regular Pajiba post called The Pajiba War Room just so I can say "You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" I'm not sure what its theme would be. I guess it could be where we all get together and determine who the herd is going to like this week/month/year.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at December 20, 2011 2:49 PM

You know you've been reading Pajiba for a while when you finally decide to look up what the hell Cthulu is and you are already sure of the spelling.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at December 20, 2011 3:20 PM

Imma take a moment to savour the irony. It pleases me.


Posted by: Mrs. Julien at December 20, 2011 3:22 PM

Irony is delicious.

Posted by: MM at December 20, 2011 3:27 PM

I was so excited when I saw that tree that I misspelled half the email I sent to JR with the link. And here it is! I feel such a sense of accomplishment.

Posted by: snapnhiss at December 20, 2011 3:29 PM

I'm fine with either Skarsgard, but not in a Von Triers movie.

Posted by: Slash at December 20, 2011 3:47 PM

Without irony, we'd end up with some seriously anemic comments around here.

Posted by: Jast at December 20, 2011 4:02 PM

Without the irony Jast, almost all we'd be left with is people saying they “hate to be that guy”, when in fact we ALL love to be "that guy". Being "that guy" is what brightens our day and makes this begrayed cubicle life bearable. It's what makes us the audience for this site. How ironic.

Oh.

Point taken.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at December 20, 2011 4:20 PM

No link to buy the die hard poster? Is it pure conceptual art? I love it! I pretty much have a thing for all reimagined movie posters.

Posted by: first timer at December 20, 2011 4:21 PM

Mrs. Julien, you may not be seeing the forest for the trees:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_deficiency_anemia

Posted by: Jast at December 20, 2011 5:39 PM

If we're going to properly geeky, that Boba Fett hat is crocheted, not knitted.

Posted by: Knitta at December 20, 2011 5:55 PM

As an alternative to being "That guy", I'd like to offer the following, which is how I start an ungodly number of sentences at work:

"Not to be a dick, but it's kind of what I do".

Added bonus? It's gender neutral.

Posted by: Groundloop at December 20, 2011 5:59 PM

Is the "it's kind of what I do" redundant for our purposes Groundloop?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at December 20, 2011 11:23 PM

Man, my heart still aches when I see Jenny Calendar.

Posted by: denesteak at December 21, 2011 2:03 PM