Lana Del Rey Wants You To Know That Your Feminism Is Goddamn Boring
Kevin Spacey becomes the latest actor to stop a live theater production and tell some jerk to turn off their damn cell phone. Good on Spacey, and guess what? He never even broke character to do it. (Gawker)
Gwyneth Paltrow believes that you can alter the molecular structure of water by yelling at it. Isn’t the human body about 60% water? This is Goop’s subtle way of telling us that we’re all tampering with her illuminating mojo by making fun of her elitism on the internet. (Uproxx)
The war between Netflix and Verizon is getting uglier and more entertaining every day. Keep digging that hole, Verizon. (WG)
Take a peek at the extended trailer for Guillermo Del Toro’s The Strain, which premieres on FX in July. Is this the show that will take over the Tuesday 10pm time slot previously occupied by Justified & Fargo? (Slashfilm)
Jennifer Lopez and her backup dancer boytoy, Casper Smart, have finally broken up. I’m not shading JLo for going younger. Men do it all the time in Hollywood. But I do think that JLo needs to start picking less famehungry specimens if she wants a relationship. (Lainey)
A “space roar” exists as radio waves generated from radiation, but scientists aren’t at all sure why this is happening. Um … Galactus? I can’t believe nobody’s checked out that theory. (MF)
Or that space roar could be from occupants of the mermaid planet that has infiltrated the Indian Ocean, according to Demi Lovato. (DListed)
I can’t decide whether Nicole Kidman or Keith Urban looks more like a wax doll. There is sooo much Botox in that marriage. (GFY)
The magic of cosplay: Anakin Skywalker appears extremely fuzzy and likable when he kneels down to visit with a tiny Padme Amidala. (Unreality)
Lana Del Rey is the latest starlet to start a riot by talking about feminism. Or rather, Lana pretty much refuses to talk about it because she’s too busy getting choked out my dudes in her videos. She says, “For me, the issue of feminism is just not an interesting concept.” That’s not all. (Celebitchy)
This crochet doll of a Tiny Wolverine is so freakin’ adorable. (TMS)
Leonardo DiCaprio can party with the best of them, and he’ll party with just about anyone. Even Justin Bieber. However, Leo draws the line at partying with the Kardashians. Should we give Leo credit? He’s probably not interested because none of them are blonde, 20-something Victoria’s Secret models. (IMO)
50 Cent decided to spoof Maleficent during a visit to Jimmy Kimmel. The results are far scarier than the movie itself. (PW)
Justin Bieber’s black friends (at least some of them) are standing by their man. Because “Bieber does not have a slave mentality. He treats his people with respect.” Oh, rly? (EB)
If you’re going to read about a blonde boy-king named Geoffrey, lowercase_see recommends you go (re)read A Game of Thrones. Don’t go anywhere near The Fatal Crown by Ellen Jones. You CAN go near this Cannonball Read review, however, and read a little bit about her experience with “this particular piece of cow dung on paper.” (Cannonball Read 6)
Have you seen the Sharknado 2 teaser trailer yet? This one promises to be “even more ridiculous” than the first movie.
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