Ladies With Beards Will Make You Feel Very Confused About Your Sexuality
A study at Cornell has uncovered the semantic/grammatical reasons why certain movie lines have endured. Side note, there's a department at Cornell that funded this highly scientific study. Did they have a lab? Did they wear goggles? I AM JEALOUS IS WHAT I'M SAYING. (The Independent)
I know my dislike for Sin City is super unpopular around these here parts, but I got a little squeamish when director Rodriguez promised the sequel will "go even further than the first." Yay! Nakeder ladies! (/Film)
Speaking of ladies, this project where some talented folks photoshopped beards on attractive female celebrities is. . .well it's confusing. In the pantal region. All I have to say is that some of these ladies are pulling. it. off. (Uproxx)
But if you want sexually confusing, look no further than these (SFW) depictions of animal sex with humanoid figures. Daaaaaaaaaamn, cuttlefish! (The Mary Sue)
Another year, another Holi Festival of Colors. Enjoy the glorious technicolor multiculturalism of it all. (Colossal)
Speaking of color, check out the fierce eyeshadow on this saucy godtopussy. More pictures if you click-a the link. (Laughing Squid)
And while we're on the subject of eye makeup, doesn't Johnny Depp's Tonto look exactly like Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow after a good cry? (BadassDigest)
And our last eye-related link is possibly the most disgusting thing I've seen on the internet this week. Even though I'm 97% certain this is Michael Fassbender's eye, I am repulsed beyond belief. Please, don't click on it. Just keep scrolling. I WARNED YOU, AAHHHHH. (MovieLine)
This chart breaks down what your state is "good at." Rhode Island! I had no idea. Call me. (One Block)
Dustin and Seth pointed me towards this amazing video of former child stars dressing down Kirk Cameron. While Dustin is all about Josie Davis, my heart belongs to Maureen Flannigan. (WG)
If you wanted to caption this photo of Al Pacino and Christopher Walken on the set of their new movie, I wouldn't mind. (BioTV)
Go roll your eyes at the winners of 2011's best headlines. Puns? Why did they pick puns? And, more importantly, why didn't they pick any of mine!?!?! (The Awl)
Finally, an instructional video on how to dance like a Goth. Ooooo! Do hippies next!!
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