Kristen Stewart vs. Jennifer Lawrence: Almost Unfair To Compare?
Since the internet is all ablaze with the new Captain America: The Winter Soldier trailer, I really wanted to share this tumblr of Cap’s ass with all of you. (Captain America’s Amazing Ass)
Scientists have proven that looking at Instagrammed photos of meals somehow makes eating less enjoyable. Lesson? Stop posting pictures of your fucking lunch on the internet. Jesus. (Mental Floss)
Cable companies are being logical? You can now purchase HBO Go a la carte in select markets. Sounds like a plan for those of us who spend more on DVDs than the price of cable. (Warming Glow)
Damn, I didn’t know Dr. Phil played football for University of Tulsa. The team has almost always been terrible, but this 1968 game sounds wonderfully awful in a hysterically watchable way. (Grantland)
Are you interested in seeing Salma Hayek’s accidental butt flash on the set of her new movie? Of course you are. (Us Weekly)
Nikki Finke is very loudly imploding over her desire to leave Deadline. Finke claims to have been offered a cool $5 million to launch her own website. Now she just needs Jay Penske to let her out of the contract she was so overjoyed with in 2009. (Buzzfeed)
Nikki Finke may make too much money, but Bill Murray was only paid $9000 for his performance in Rushmore? There is no justice in the world. (Film Drunk)
The new British royal family portraits have arrived! Thankfully, the most important member of the royal family — the Queen’s purse — made it into the pictures. (DListed)
It seems cruel to compare Kristen Stewart’s career to that of Jennifer Lawrence, but since they used to butt heads for the very same roles, this column is worth checking out. Can you believe JLaw auditioned for Twilight? Shudder. (Vulture)
Here’s a new definition of the word “broke.” Tori Spelling says she and Dean McDermott don’t have even enough money to afford his vasectomy. They already have four kids, so I hope they stop having sex … yesterday. (Celebitchy)
This cute little Jack Russell-chihuahua’s fur comes with a heart shaped patch. Friday puppy quota officially satisfied. (MSN)
Dwayne Johnson has left the Hercules set and, as this photo proves, has swiftly moved onto his next project. I repeat, The Rock’s guns are now on the set of Fast & Furious 7. (Slashfilm)
Paula Patton’s outfit starts out well on top and then descends into “WTF?!” hell. (Go Fug Yourself)
Of course people are responding immaturely to the trailer for Ellen Page’s Beyond: Two Souls game. It’s the internet, stupid. (Kotaku)
Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa. She & her little black heart can be found at celebitchy.com.