Kristen Stewart vs. Jennifer Lawrence: Almost Unfair To Compare?

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Kristen Stewart vs. Jennifer Lawrence: Almost Unfair To Compare?

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | October 25, 2013 | Comments ()


Since the internet is all ablaze with the new Captain America: The Winter Soldier trailer, I really wanted to share this tumblr of Cap’s ass with all of you. (Captain America’s Amazing Ass)

Scientists have proven that looking at Instagrammed photos of meals somehow makes eating less enjoyable. Lesson? Stop posting pictures of your fucking lunch on the internet. Jesus. (Mental Floss)

Cable companies are being logical? You can now purchase HBO Go a la carte in select markets. Sounds like a plan for those of us who spend more on DVDs than the price of cable. (Warming Glow)

Damn, I didn’t know Dr. Phil played football for University of Tulsa. The team has almost always been terrible, but this 1968 game sounds wonderfully awful in a hysterically watchable way. (Grantland)

Are you interested in seeing Salma Hayek’s accidental butt flash on the set of her new movie? Of course you are. (Us Weekly)

Nikki Finke is very loudly imploding over her desire to leave Deadline. Finke claims to have been offered a cool $5 million to launch her own website. Now she just needs Jay Penske to let her out of the contract she was so overjoyed with in 2009. (Buzzfeed)

Nikki Finke may make too much money, but Bill Murray was only paid $9000 for his performance in Rushmore? There is no justice in the world. (Film Drunk)

The new British royal family portraits have arrived! Thankfully, the most important member of the royal family — the Queen’s purse — made it into the pictures. (DListed)

It seems cruel to compare Kristen Stewart’s career to that of Jennifer Lawrence, but since they used to butt heads for the very same roles, this column is worth checking out. Can you believe JLaw auditioned for Twilight? Shudder. (Vulture)

Here’s a new definition of the word “broke.” Tori Spelling says she and Dean McDermott don’t have even enough money to afford his vasectomy. They already have four kids, so I hope they stop having sex … yesterday. (Celebitchy)

This cute little Jack Russell-chihuahua’s fur comes with a heart shaped patch. Friday puppy quota officially satisfied. (MSN)


Dwayne Johnson has left the Hercules set and, as this photo proves, has swiftly moved onto his next project. I repeat, The Rock’s guns are now on the set of Fast & Furious 7. (Slashfilm)

Paula Patton’s outfit starts out well on top and then descends into “WTF?!” hell. (Go Fug Yourself)

Of course people are responding immaturely to the trailer for Ellen Page’s Beyond: Two Souls game. It’s the internet, stupid. (Kotaku)

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  • Jezzer

    People were paid to be in Rushmore? I thought they just agreed to work for ironic t-shirts.

  • Strand

    Can't get over how much Prince Philip looks like Walder Frey in that photo.

  • Aidan Harr

    I love that Murray took such a light check for Rushmore. It really shows how he cares much more about making great art than cashing a paycheck.

  • Ben

    What makes it even more awesome, they couldn't get Disney to pay for a helicopter ride for a shot, so Murray forked out 25 grand of his own money to get the helicopter.

  • Aidan Harr

    This warms the frozen cockles of my heart.

  • googergieger

    So been a while since I've checked out this site for more than a minute. When did that happily ban you thing appear? And why?

  • bastich

    I believe it started here:

  • googergieger

    Huh. Well, been nice knowing you folks.

  • John W

    One thing I've learned today. If she knows what's good for her, Kristen Stewart had better not ever, ever, make a movie with Jennifer Lawrence. The press tours would drive her to suicide.

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Jesus has been posting pictures of his lunch?

  • briteangl

    Aaaah Agent these times (at Pajiba) that are filled with TV series I will never watch, feminist (and anti feminist) diatribes, you sooth my mind and cleanse my cultural palette with these lovely bits of ephemera . TY

  • Genevieve Burgess

    If you're not following The Rock on Instagram, your social media experience is incomplete. I think I watched this video he posted of his cousin every single day for two weeks after he posted it and laughed every single time.

  • Green_Eggs_and_Hamster

    So, do you think J-Law could have made Twilight...well, good might be a stretch, but watchable? Could she have breathed some actual life into the movie?

  • Dave McIntyre, Esq.

    A drop of lemon juice in a tall glass of urine doesn't make it lemonade.

  • PDamian

    She played a emotionally fragile character in Silver Linings Playbook, and heartbreakingly, beautifully so. But I don't think she would have worked as Bella, that dimwitted, all-too-willing victim. Even in roles in which JLaw plays vulnerable, there's a core of strength that comes through. If she had played Bella, I'd have expected her to smack Edward's face and scream, "Stop riding my ass!" well before the end of the movie.

  • i think she's a legitimately GREAT actress but she probably could not have done much to make twilight anything other than what it is, which is complete shit.

  • JustOP

    Personal favourite regarding the video about Beyond: Two Souls:
    'What Gender is this?....Man, or Adventure?'

  • Professor Sara

    I love that the royal family is spaced awkwardly apart, as if they'll catch cooties from one another if they accidentally *shudder* brush shoulders.

  • BlackRabbit

    Timecop will tell you why it's a bad idea.

  • I love both the way the Queen is staring at that adorababy, and that she dressed like Blueberry Muffin for the occasion.

  • PDamian

    Tori and Dean have never heard of condoms? Those are fairly cheap.

  • BigBlueKY

    I know right? There are several options. They make it sound like a vasectomy is the ONLY form of birth control.

  • Guest

    Or an IUD? Stick it in and be set for the next 5 years. People's logic fails never cease to amaze me.

  • emmalita

    Apparently not.

  • NateMan

    Or an IUD? Stick it in, be fine for the next 5 years. People's logic fails will never cease to amaze me.

  • Repo

    Only The Rock can make what is in real life an ENORMOUS handgun look itty bitty when he's holding it. Jesus, he's huge.

  • Some Guy

    What is that, a Desert Eagle?


  • Aaron Schulz

    based on the picture im pretty sure hed do more damage throwing it then firing it.

  • Bea Pants

    I reserve the right post food pictures if it is a meal I have slaved over and it looks fucking awesome. I'm a hopeless braggart at heart But the standard, "look at this big ass cheeseburger someone else made" pics can go to hell.

    What's the ruling on craft beer pics?

  • Bodhi

    I vote that they are ok if posted through Untapped.

  • I like to take pics of special meals as well and I think if it makes us less hungry that might be a good thing since we all eat too much as it is!

  • bastich

    If you craft it, you can post it.

    (or if the bottle has a cool label)

  • DarthCorleone

    The royal baby's garment makes it look like Kate has a Kuato.

  • BWeaves

    1. I think it's hysterical that the Queen has her purse in every single photo. It's not like she carries money on her.

    2. I know she switches the purse from arm to arm to signal her handlers when she's had enough and is ready to leave, so why would she need it on the floor next to her for these photos?

    3. How friggin' cold is it in the palace that they all need to pose with their coats on?

  • I just find it either adorable or terrifying that the queen can't take her eyes off her great-grandson. It would be less terrifying if she didn't look a bit peckish...

  • Her Majesty is very old, and her reduced circulation likely makes her more susceptible to chills. Either that, or she wanted to show off her fetching blue coat and hat.

  • emmalita

    The queen Mother used to keep a flask of gin in her purse. Who knows what Queen Elizabeth keeps in hers. Corgi treats? A taser to use on Prince Philip when he is about to say something racist?

  • bastich

    I heard that she keeps a Guy Fawkes mask in there. She occasionally throws it on to mindscrew the peasantry.

  • Aaron Schulz

    whatever that crazy old man needs to be wired all the time, i want to hear his day to day comments, would skyrocket the royal families popularity.

  • emmalita

    Or add kindling to the revolutionary fire. So hard to tell how that would go.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I love that after having photos like this taken for decades, the Queen still doesn't remember to hand someone her purse.

  • Ian Fay

    She's the Queen! No fucks given.

  • emmelemm

    That's what it means to be the Queen, eh?

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