Kristen Bell Doesn't Feel The Need To Prove Her Womanhood To You, Warren.
Heeeeyyy, hermanos. It's my turn to take on the role of Link Pimp. I bet everyone is super excited about it, except for maybe Leo DiCaprio.
Speaking of angry farts, it seems that Glee has ripped off a cover of "Baby Got Back" from musician Jonathon Coulton. Coulton bluegrassed up the ode to big asses and then Glee took it, used it, and didn't credit him. Thanks for the heads up, TK. (npr)
Planet Pulp gives credit to the people creating the illustrations that they run. Every 30 days they choose a new theme and run different artistic interpretations of things like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Right now the theme is...uh, I'm not sure. Comic art? (Planet Pulp)
Ohhh, you guys. YOU GUYS. It looks like New Kids On The Block, 98 Degrees, and Boyz II Men are going on tour together. Getting to go to this would almost make up for missing NKOTBSB. (Evil Beet)
Perhaps you prefer your nostalgia presented in clever form and involving foods from video games. I've got you covered! (Complex Gaming)
If Kristen Bell wasn't already pregnant, I would attempt to knock her up. She'd like some whiskey and drugs in the delivery room, please. (Celebitchy)
I would read this Little Golden Book about "The Hobbit" to her baby, if it wasn't for the restraining order. (The Rosemary Travale Super Blog)
Pajiba favorites Donald Glover and Neil Patrick Harris will be lending their voices to the February 18th episode of Adventure Time called "Bad Little Boy". And? It's a Fionna and Cake episode! Check out Glover singing in the preview at the link. (Albotas)
I cannot wait for the return of Game Of Thrones. I think I should buy myself one of these shirts to celebrate the coming of the REDACTED FOR SPOILERS and REDACTED FOR SPOILERS. I especially like the hoodie with the Targaryen dragon names on it. (The Fencing & Archery Printing Co.)
You may not know this, but I hand-make cross-stitch patterns and then stitch them up for people. People like to send me sweet, sweet stitches by other purveyors of the x-art. This particular piece is a quote from Conan the Barbarian. (Steotch)
I leave you now with video of a cat born without bones in its lower legs. Harvey the Rescued Cat learned to walk on his elbows. Worry not, for Harvey will be receiving a surgery to implant metal pins in the places where his bones should be!
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)