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Kimmel on Jay Leno: "F*ck Him"

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | August 28, 2012 | Comments ()


Yeah yeah I know that's Conan and Leno above and this story is about Kimmel, but, to me, that header photo defines the very height of Leno's douchebaggery and, thus, I chose it. ANYWAY, Kimmel let his true feelings be known about Leno (again). This time with swear words! (Xfinity)

Awwwww here's Jimmy!

Because I basically can't go a day without posting a "Breaking Bad" link, here's Aaron Paul with some Blue Crystal Meth donuts. *Homer Simpson noises...for Pinkman not the donuts* (Laughing Squid)

If you want to go on enjoying your day, the sunshine and your innate sense of justice in the world then do not, I repeat, donut, read this list of Highest Paid Celebrities. (WG)

For you, my science-y Pajibans, check out this fun "Map of Physics" from 1939. (Big Think)

And this fantastic series of Thor/"Arrested Development" mash-ups blue me away. (Uproxx)

It's National Read Your Comics In Public Day. Or Read Comics In Public If You're A Lady Day. I've seen it both ways. Anyway, I'll be at the bar with one of my favorite people today flipping through Fables. It's a rough life. I know. (Boing Boing)

Russell Brand and Ginger Spice are dating. To some this is a sign of the Britpocalypse. Me? I won't be happy until Brand settles down with fellow comedian Noel Fielding. Look! It's a rape joke I enjoy! (Celebitchy)

Why is that rape joke okay? Is it because it's done so Britishishly? Maybe. Speaking of the Anglo patter, check out this Tube warning about mice that have been nibbling on passengers. The only way it could be more genteel is if they'd written "Do splash some tea on them, won't you?" (The Awl) Compare it to this magnificent American warning about a rogue Goose. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Geese are *ssholes.
(Bag of Nothing) And, finally, to round out your zoological nightmares, check out the Venezuelan Poodle Moth. You're welcome for the sleepless night. (Neatorama)

Speaking of nightmares, "Fashionably Geek" calles these Adventure Time sleep shirts "adorable." I find that show confusing and terrifying and, thus, do not want its characters emblazoned on my chest. (Fashionably Geek)

A young deaf boy called "Hunter" has been asked to change his name because, in order to sign his name, his classmates have to make a gun with their fingers. Something's broken here, but I'm not sure what it is. (The Agitator)

With this bang-a-rang photo spread I'm officially starting my "Put Emma Stone In That Totally Useless Blade Runner Reborquel" write-in campaign. Join me, won't you? (T&L)

Finally, nothing I ever have or ever will see can possibly top Terry Crews' "Muscle Music."

Old Spice Muscle Music from Terry Crews on Vimeo.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I know these are yesterday's links, but I just read the article on the deaf boy. And I want to point out - because I am firmly against the sensationalism in journalism (or "journalism") - the boy wasn't asked to change his name. The idea being put out was that he change the SIGN for his name.

    Which may still be silly, and has since been retracted, and might be equivalent to asking a kid to change the spelling of his/her name if it contained an obscenity in the middle of it, but is still different from having him change his name.

  • Fridge

    Is it though? I mean if he's deaf isn't the sign for his name his actual name? So for him it would be changing his name.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I guess maybe it's equivalent to changing the pronunciation of his name. It would still be spelled the same way in writing.

  • beartato

    Fuck Jimmy Kimmel. He's attached himself to this Conan/Leno thing and dragged out his whining even longer than Conan did, which is saying something - especially because he doesn't have anything to whine about! You'd think one no-talent hack would take the side of another, I don't see why he hates Leno so much.

  • dahlia6

    I totally want one of those moths. I'd name him Captain Fuzzpants, and we would fight crime together as . . . Dahlia6 and PoodleMothMan!

  • twatpie

    Oh yeah, that Jimmy Kimmel, he's just the epitome of class. he got his break whoring out a far right wing crank in Ben Stein, then graduated to co-hosting the most misogynistic show in tv history with his fellow oik Adam Carolla. Five years of "Bitch, get the fuck into the kitchen fix me a beef pot pie!!!" and various shit/piss/puke/fart jokes sure make him classy.

    But then he has to go and lie about how things went down between Leno and Conan.

    And of course, since this is Pajiba, instead of printing the truth which wouldn't fit into your pathetic ittle worldview you twist the facts, just like the people you purport to loathe, namely Republicans and Conservatives. Nice bedfellows you have.

  • beartato

    I'm pretty sure "Bitch, get the fuck into the kitchen fix me a beef pot pie!!!" is the motto of this year's RNC, no?

  • firedmyass

    Motto? It's basically their entire platform.

  • firedmyass

    Oh, look. Someone's caught the gibbering stupids.

  • ThatGuyJerry

    This is how I am going to reply to anything said to me for the rest of the day. Thank you.

  • bibliophile

    Sigh. . . . I fucking hate election season.

  • yocean

    Holy mother of fuckgods! That muscle music video is terrifying.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    But totally awesome. You can even make your own after he's done.

  • Snath


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  • ee

    Oh man, my counter-top is an internet celebrity! The second picture on the breaking bad donuts link was taken at my house. I was the first person to win a free dozen donuts from an urban market here in ABQ.

  • Puddin

    Given the laws of celebrity, I now want to have sex with your countertop and then tweet about it.

  • ee

    Also, if you were to pull back, the kitchen would be full of old (totally going to recycle....) soda cans and random trash.....

  • PDamian

    The poodle moth is adorable. I won't hear otherwise.

  • Pinky McLadybits

    Oh, my glob! You can't handle my lumps, JoRo!
    Lumpy Space Princess 5EVA!

  • Miss Laaw-yuhr

    Holy Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. Terry awesomely How did this come to be...wah? Flame sax? Muscles? INTERACTIVE KEYBOARD PORTION. I heart this total crazy.

  • TheOtherGreg

    Hunter should change his name to Shocker.

  • JenVegas

    I seriously lost my mind for 20 seconds after reading/watching that story. Why is it real? It's so stupid that someone couldn't even make it up I guess.

  • mswas

    Terry Crews is doing an Ask Me Anything Q&A on Reddit right now. What a class act.

  • Pants-are-a-must

    Oh, Joanna. You haven't had my heart in full until you wrote that sentence about Brand and Fielding. Now, my heart is all yours (when I'm not busy watching Tom Hardy in stuff).

  • Nadine

    I remember, on an old Pajiba article, a 'Jiban told a story about a goose. I forget who, but it involved a goose with a beak broken so it had a hook, and the hookbeak getting caught in someones leg and getting dragged/chasing them around. It was the funniest thing in the world that I ever did see. Until I, as you can see here, forgot some.

  • firedmyass

    Ugh. Geese are the Jeremy Pivens of the animal world.

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