Katy Perry Throws Russell Brand Into The Thames River Again: Enough Already?
I’m probably the only Pajiba staffer who did not watch last night’s Breaking Bad finale. A few you out there didn’t either and feel just as alienated as I do. Can I make it through this entire column without mentioning that show? Maybe.
Ha. Here’s a tangential mention already. One of the unspoken laws of the internet is that you will never avoid spoilers again. (Vulture)
There’s already an early contender for the first cancellation of the fall, as Dustin looks at the ratings for the new falls shows, which should give you an idea of where each new series stands. (WG)
The average “worker” spends $1092 per year on coffee. Geez, I thought my Keurig cups were expensive. Over $1000 annually is insane. (Mental Floss)
The first official still from Transformers 4 has surfaced. Yep, that’s Mark Wahlberg. (Slashfilm)
This story is awesome. A 10-year-old boy served as the “legs” for his disabled brother by pushing him in a 5K race. See, good things do come out of Oklahoma. Sniff. (Uproxx)
Joanna mentioned the 300 Sandwiches lady last week. I have no idea where this image came from, but it looks like an excellent vehicle for a Katherine Heigl comeback.
Robert Downey Jr. owns a 6-foot flying Iron Man. Of course he does. (Film Drunk)
The rumors are true. Kate Upton is dating Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing with the Stars fame. (People)
Imagine a world where Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake never broke up. Photoshop can help you with that dream. (Buzzfeed)
Katy Perry isn’t finished throwing Russell Brand across the pond. Now she’s vilifying him by saying he made her “suicidal.” I’d feel sorry for her, but this is the same chick who signed her divorce papers with a happy face. (Celebitchy)
Melissa Gorga (Real Housewives of New Joisey) is horrified you think she’s promoting rape with her “no means yes” marital-advice book for lovers. (DListed)
Gravity is not a sci-fi film for many reasons. Not the least of which is how it seems like 90 minutes of Sandra Bullock freaking out in a sound booth. (Film School Rejects)
Want to work for Nintendo? You’d better learn Japanese before anything else. (Kotaku)
Reese Witherspoon looks so friggin’ cute here that it’s easy to forget she was acting like a drunken hillbilly on the streets of Atlanta a few months ago. (Go Fug Yourself)
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