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Kate Winslet Is "Grateful For Her Buttocks." So Are We, Kate. So Are We.

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | June 5, 2012 | Comments ()


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Bonjour! Ça va? Miss Lily White herself, Gwyneth Paltrow tweeted the N-word...it was, quite possibly, an innocuous reference to a Kanye song. And yet, it seems like a rather GOOP-y thing to do. Thoughts? (Uproxx)

We've got a little warm and fuzzy "Community" news for y'all this afternoon. First, the show got a whole lot of love from the Critic's Choice Awards. This award show is known not only for its impeccable (read "Pajiba Complaint") taste, but also for throwing a lot of attention on a show when the death rattle is sounding. (They did the same for "Friday Night Lights.")

In other "Community" news, this photographic tribute from Dan Harmon's Russian fans is, quite possibly, the reason the internet was invented.
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Either that, or it was created so we could sneak peeks at Kate Winslet's bum. Cheeky monkeys. Winslet, who is currently working on the stupidly-named-but-what-an-enjoyable-book The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society was interview by Italian "Vanity Fair" about...um...hard to say. Her body? Again? Winslet drops that buttocks comment and tousles her hair in a series of attractive poses. Happy Tuesday to me. (Celebitchy)

Do you have thirty thousand bucks hiding in your sofa cushions? Cool, then you too can own this replica of the Iron Throne from HBO's "Game of Thrones." Oh, don't forget to dig a little deeper, the shipping charge is the real kicker. (HBO)

One of my favorite websites discusses one of my all-time favorite albums. Paul Simon's "Graceland" is as good today as it was 25 years ago. Zydeco! (The Good Men Project)

Some of the people on internet dating sites are gorgeous, well-adjusted, socially fluent catches. These are not they. (Buzzfeed)

In the wake of some bang-on "Hannibal" casting news yesterday, NBC has announced who they'll have playing Herman Munster in the "Mockingbird Lane" pilot. Take a look for yourself below. Makes total sense, no? No. (WG)
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They only way I'm on board with O'Connell as Herman Munster is if they cast Sabrina Lloyd as Lily Munster and make the family go on an inter-dimensional family vacation to various San Franciscos. In other casting news, the CBGB movie has cast its Iggy Pop and Patti Smith. To this I give a resounding "hunh." (AV Club)

More exciting is the potential premise for the new X-Men film. If it means I get to see Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellan, Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy all in one movie, I am so supremely on board. (The Playlist)

Speaking of Fassbender and film franchises, here's a handy rundown of all* the Alien films to refresh your memory before you see Pro-meh-theus** this weekend. (Unreality)

Apparently there's some science behind why your chips are tasty. No, it's not the salty goodness. (Esquire)

A reality show is giving away an Apocalpyse Bunker to their winning contestants. This is like a self-fulfilling prophecy/Auryn/human centipede of a joke...no? (EW)

Landon Palmer has been killing it of late with his Culture Warrior column. Here he explores how certain celebrities (including Ryan Gosling) manage to maintain an interesting persona in the age of constant internet-driven over-exposure. aka In the Pajiban Age. (FSR)

Finally, break out your pink cummerbunds, the California courts have refused to reconsider the Prop 8 ban on gay marriage. CHAMPAGNE FOR EVERYONE! (KQED)

This here is exactly the kind of video I often enjoy but don't post based on its profound internet dorkery. That being said, having some words to sing along to Carmina Burana is going to make 75% of film trailers just that much more enjoyable.

Finally, for all you competitive films nerds, here's a series of fun videos I found via FSR that test your lightening quick ability to identify films based on rapid-fire iconography. Click on that FSR link to see the other videos...start your engines...AND GO.

*(All the Alien films worth mentioning.)
** TM Daniel Carlson

(Joanna Robinson did google "Jerry O'Connell Speedo" today. How did you guess?)







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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • Green_Eggs_and_Hamster

    Look, I am not sure what happened here, and I realize I am late, but how could you not recognize that June 5th was Michael Bay Day. Like, officially and everything. I know it was only in Miami-Dade County, but still. Since I know how much all Pajibans love Mr. Bay's body of work, I would have thought it would at least get a mention in a link somewhere. I am extremely disappointed.

  • The annoying thing about that list of Summer Shows is that they're not available to anyone who doesn't have cable. The networks need to get their heads out of their asses and realize that not everyone takes three months off for summer and that people still watch television then, and program some good shit.

    I guess the Olympics will have to do for the one month at least.

  •  Oh, nice, I just realized I posted my whining on yesterday's thread. BUT NOW I CAN EDIT AND NO ONE WILL SEE! BWAHAHA!

  • Uriah_Creep

    I SEE ALL!!

  • Geraldinalittlecoat

    Wow...I'll never hear that song the same. Thank you for bring Friday that much closer.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Everything's better with thigh highs and high heels. By "everything", I mean asses.

  • Mr_Grumpypants

    How could Sam Mendez let that get away?

  • Aratweth

    So, what I'm supposed to take from this post is that Jerry O'Connell has a serious case of leg pubes; right?

  • John W

    I'm looking at that photo montage of Russian Community fans and I wonder why do we still have wars?

  • lowercase_ryan

    because networks cancel and/or fuck with our shows.

  • Perhaps I'm missing something else here, but I never thought that picture was of Winslet's whole body. Obviously most of her is obscured by the couch and fur and only a small sliver of her side and shoulder are exposed. Do people think they shaved her down to something 7 inches wide with photoshop? There's clearly some smoothing taking place, but the rest is just careful positioning. 

  • Bothari

    You can't put the Auryn and human centipede in the same sentence! Can you? Whimper...

  • Logan

    That pic of Winslett is as real my dads teeth.

  • Lauren_Lauren

    "Do you have thirty thousand bucks hiding in your sofa cushions? Cool,
    then you too can own this replica of the Iron Throne from HBO’s “Game of
    Thrones.” Oh, don’t forget to dig a little deeper, the shipping charge
    is the real kicker."

    Well, it takes a lot of walnuts to get Hodor to make home deliveries.

  • PaddyDog

    Please, she's still the same weight she always is: just look at the ankle width (where apparently they ran out of photoshopping budget) versus the rest of, ahem, "her".  Funny that a woman who protests so much about she's fine with her size would let them mouse a good 25 pounds off of her.

  • AngelenoEwok

    That cannot possibly be my beloved Kate.  Where is the zaftig redhead who awakened my sexy feelings for the ladies?   Where did she go? 

  • lowercase_ryan

    She's more zaf-twig, but I think Rose Leslie is the most beautiful ginger in fame-dom right now.

  • $27019454

    That header photo looks like a waxed, lacquered, shellacked mannequin. I'm the only one who's over her, right? I thought so.

  • Brown

    Kate could actually put on some weight.

  • branded_redux

    They only way I’m on board with O’Connell as Herman Munster is if they
    cast Sabrina Lloyd as Lily Munster and make the family go on an inter-dimensional family vacation to various San Franciscos.

    That way they can cast Charlie O'Connell as Herman's previously unknown but eerily similar looking brother Wolfgang Munster.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    I really like Ms. Winslet's shoes in that header pic.

  • Me too. I think she borrowed them off Dee Reynolds.

  • BierceAmbrose

    Oh, great. Now everybody's gonna know about the Maillard reaction. I just lost about 6.02*10**23 geek points.

  • TheOtherGreg

    Without googling, I say "mole"?
     

  • BierceAmbrose

     TheOtherGreg, your nerd-fu is strong. Gram-mole specifically, but nobody works in other than SI units for what, a couple hundred years?

  • lowercase_ryan

    I rarely go a day without cutting myself so adding 10,000 swords on which to sit sounds like a splendid idea.

  • Eugene Levy is a wily, wily bastard, tricking a Naked Winslet into lying on his eyebrow like that.

  • anikitty

    Henry Rollins really let himself go (#2 on the dating site pics).

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