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Kate Upton Wishes For A Smaller Rack Every Day Of Her Life

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | April 14, 2014 | Comments ()


Summit Entertainment has announced that the final Divergent book — the much-maligned Allegiant — will be split into two parts instead of just one movie. Because they couldn’t resist. (TMS)

Dustin recaps last night’s Mad Men with fervor. Do I see any new (or old) conspiracy theories brewing? You’ll have to click to find out. (WG)

Lupita Nyong’o was best dressed at last night’s MTV Movie Awards. She’s best dressed everywhere, but she was the only memorable thing about last night’s ceremony. (Lainey)

This Johnny Depp sh-t is growing really uncomfortable. During the entirety of his promotional tour for Transcendence, he’s said almost nothing about the movie itself. Now he’s gushing about how much he wants to make 100 babies with Amber Heard. (Celebitchy)

Johnny Depp sure has played a lot of weirdoes. Justin Long says Johnny has signed on to play a weirdo in a Kevin Smith movie. Really? (Slashfilm)

Russell Crowe sang a Les Miserables song with screaming goats. Take that, Wolverine. (Uproxx)

Kate Upton really wishes she had smaller boobs. She makes this wish at least once daily. That’s the price she pays for being attractive. *shakes fist* In all seriousness: Her back must be absolutely killing her. (DListed)

I do apologize for linking to these videos in a moment of weakness. See … if Kate Upton had smaller boobs, she could do this. Painfree! (Guyism)

Is Captain America “too nice,” and should he be more of “a prick”? (Unreality)

This list concept has been visited on many occasions, but it never fails to fascinate me. Here are 7 seven terrifying cursed objects that exist in real life. (io9)

What if the most famous Disney princesses and villains were male instead of female? An artist has invested a lot of time creating gender-bending images of these characters. (HuffPo)

Duchess Kate is still wearing pretty clothes in New Zealand. (GFY)

This explanation of why laptops need their own separate bin at airport security does nothing to make me feel better about putting my laptop where your stinky shoes have been. (MF)

Blasphemy! Julia in Austin loves Longbourn by Jo Baker more than Pride and Prejudice, the novel it was inspired by. “A philosophical treatise on work, love, and happiness masquerading as Jane Austen fan fiction.” Sounds like it’s worth checking out. (Cannonball Read 6)

Coachella is all Pearl Jam’s fault, right? Damn Eddie Vedder and his beautiful hair. Oh hey, here’s Leonardo DiCaprio half-heartedly shaking his ass at Coachella on Saturday.

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