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Justin Timberlake: Ruining Your Wedding Plans Since 2012

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | October 23, 2012 | Comments ()


How's your day going my little clickers and scrollers? Mine's pretty dandy. But just in case yours isn't, here's an excuse to have some candy. But if it's links and not chocolate you crave, then I've got some bounty for you. First of all, our friends at Very Fine Tees have released their "Star Trek" shirts (which I'm already on record as loving) in "girlie" sizes. Because, let's be honest, who doesn't want Patrick Stewart splashed across their bosom? (We Love Fine Tees)

James Franco reveals why he lost the lead in The Master to Joaquin Phoenix. Looks like we can chalk this one up to...uh...smugness? Sounds about right. (Movieline)

Oh friends, Romans, pop-culture countrymen have I got the perfect Holiday gift for you. Olly Moss, whose work I've featured on the site before, has released his best pop culture silhouettes in book form. Laughing Squid has some lovely shots from the interior but I'm including my favorite below (excuse my desk clutter). Awwwwww. (Laughing Squid)
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CELEBRITY FATHER OF THE YEAR ALERT: Rihanna's dad gives Chris Brown his blessing... (Celebuzz)

Check out this amazing Halloween website. There's a super fun Costume Contest and really impressive make-up tutorials to make your costume all the more ghoulish. Best of all? It's run by one of our very own Pajibans. So go give the completely adorable Eva some Pajiba Love. (The Year Of Halloween)

Check out this amazing sculptural rendition of Sigourney Weaver as Ripley. NSF, alas, because of TOTALLY UNNECESSARY AND CREEPY NIPPLES. (TMS)

Lovers of the English language, cringe with me now as we scroll through Taylor Swift's analogies in order of incomprehensibility. (The Awl)

Who made this? Marry me. (Nerd Approved)

Justin Timberlake, that smooth motherf*cker, serenaded his bride Jessica Biel with a new song during their wedding this past weekend. (Celebitchy)

Mitt Romney displays some cojones in selling these "Friday Night Lights" after the epic smack down Peter Berg gave him. Should I admire that? (Vulture)

One of my very favorite sitcoms, "Happy Endings" returns tonight. If you're shivering with anticipation, you can watch the cast's recent live event in all its splendid wacky glory. (ONTD)

Finally, in a question for the ages, Dustin pits two glorious older ladies, Cloris Leachman and Betty White, against each other. White the front runner, obviously, but who's your favorite granny? (WG)

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Eva Halloween

    Awww, shucks. Thanks for the mention, JR!

  • KatSings

    My grandma owns the same outfit as Betty White! The vodka .gif one? She wore it to my wedding. http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/...

  • Michelle

    This whole Mitt Romney using the Clear Eyes, Full Hearts thing makes me glad I talked my friend out of getting that tattooed on her person.

  • Nadine

    I don't understand how Mitt can keep using that shit, can't Berg take legal action??

  • phase10

    Because it wasn't created by the show? I've seen some claims that mid-west high schools have been using that for years before the show aired. Who knows how valid they are, but it could explain why Berg can't take action.

  • Frank

    Since it's been hanging on my high school's locker room wall for over forty years, I'd say the claims are fairly valid.

    Epic smackdown indeed. Berg may as well claimed he invented football, or Texas.

  • Nadine

    Aaah, I understand.(British, you see) Well shit then, carry on Mitt, I guess.

  • zeke_the_pig

    James Franco fucking WISHES he could be as good an actor, or possess a fraction of the charisma that Joaquin Phoenix does. I love you, Jimbo - you're good enough, but goddamn, boy, leave The Master to the master.

  • Quatermain

    There is something about that Ripley statue that makes me want to hit it with a hammer until it stops moving.

    As for the Taylor Swfit, yeah some of them were nonsenscial(i.e. 13, 12, and 11,) but a lot of them, you could see what she was going for, even if they weren't the greatest things in the world.

  • Ty

    Thank God Franco didn't get The Master. He's good, but he's not Phoenix-good. Not by a long stretch.

  • Tinkerville

    They taunt me with Star Trek shirts but don't sell them in women's sizes. Harumph.

  • Don Juan de Markup

    Peter Berg shouldn't worry about Mitt quoting Friday Night Lights, he should worry about Mitt quoting Pulp Fiction, "What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard,
    pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of
    pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't
    through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass....This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here." Plus he might be able to borrow a shotgun from Dick Cheney for the rest of Zed's scene too.

  • Natallica

    Taylor Swift's analogies look like they're translated from Chinese using an online program. And WTF is "like driving a Maserati on a dead end street"? You're gonna crash it on the GODDAMN DEAD END, you idiot!

  • ,

    Ooooooooo, a live EVENT! Wow, that's SOOOO much better than just a, y'know, event event. Not just ANYthing can be an event, ya know ...

    Oh wait, actually, it can. I've seen ads for truck events and sales events and tent events and spring events and home improvement events and swear to G-dtopus, an Easter egg event, and since "event" is about as generic a word as exists in English, I had no more idea what the fuck these things were than what it is you're asking me to watch.

    That's a long and dickish way of saying: No.

  • ,

    Ahem ...

    Taylor Swift 23: Does anybody under 40 even know what a chalkboard is, or the sound effect of one dragging one's nails across it? If you want some idea, see "Jaws" and note the part where Quint interrupts the town council meeting.

    Taylor Swift 22: One of the prettier things I've ever seen was on a plane flying into Montreal with a full moon overhead, reflecting on many lakes and ponds and rivers -- yes, like a spotlight -- as we came in. At first it wasn't easy to figure out what I was seeing: A shiny white disc would appear below the plane, just for an instant, as if a UFO were tracking the plane. It was pretty cool.

  • googergieger

    *shakes head*

    White people.

  • Fredo

    "You stay. I go. No following."

    Tell me you didn't get misty right there.

  • BWeaves

    "Finally, in a question for the ages, Dustin pits two glorious older ladies, Cloris Leachman and Betty White, against each other."

    Why do I have to choose? I get two grandmas, so I vote for both.

  • firedmyass

    Gam-Gam Betty woukd shcoll you in the proper conjugation of the F-word. Mammaw Chlo would totally give a nine-year-old a martini.

    It is therefore a tie.

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