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Julianne Moore Describes Working With Colin Firth And My Crush Grew Three Sizes This Day. On Him. Not Her. Well Both.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (20)



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Hullo my little missing links, did you know I just figured out the shortcut in our system that enables me to hyperlink without manually typing the code? I’d like to say this will leave me more time to do improving things like read and do yoga, but it just means I will sleep later. You know, sleep, that’s where I’m a viking. Speaking of improving literature, the British Secretary of Education is recommending eleven year-olds read 50 titles a year. Here are some recommendations from authors (Phillip Pullman!), are they missing any? (The Independent)

I loved reading as a child which explains both my inability to tan and my addiction to words. Hey! Whaddya know? Julianne Moore doesn’t like to tan and says working with Colin Firth is “like diving into a pool of words.” With just his clingy undershirt and breeches on, I hope. Oh, Mr. Dahcy. (Celebitchy)

I may be a lover of words, but as you well know I make puh-lenty of typos and grammatical errors. So I don’t love to poke fun at other people for their mistakes. Unless those people are racist bigots. Then it’s Open Judgmental Season. (11 Points)

But I know you Pajibans love to hate. Dustin and I ran some data through the Pajiba Super Computer (S.C.O.W.L.) and came up with this highly scientific pie chart. (The High Definite)

I’ll admit to being a bit of a sci-fi/fantasy geek. Heck, I wrote a whole post yesterday about a supporting cast member from LOTR, but getting (IRREVERSIBLE!) surgery on your ears to make them more pointy and elven? That’s a bridge of Khazad-dûm too far. Why do that to your poor face? (ABC News)

Speaking of faces. Here are two neat artistic projects. One is a representation of those blank facebook avatars. (Blame It On The Voices) The other is a portrait of Muhammad Ali made entirely of dangling punching bags. (Wired)

That punching bag thing is pretty clever, right? Also clever are these 34 inventions. Except for that keyboard drink caddy, that’s just asking me to short circuit something. Nooooo coffeeeee disassemble!! (Ned Hardy)

I can’t decide if this tumblr of folks posing with potholes is clever or confusing, but I’m sure some exec at CBS is already developing a pilot based on the premise. “There’ll be people! And potholes! We’ll make a mint!” (Posing With Potholes)

You know who else is making a mint? The Forbes Fictional Fifteen. Go Smaug! (Forbes)

Speaking of making money, I don’t know how well any of you who are not in the blogging world have been tracking this Huffington Post/AOL merger, but it’s putting a lot of people out of a job. I’d never tell you what to read and what not to read, but I’ll tell you that I personally stopped reading the HuffPo awhile ago because someone I trust told me I should…I’ll just leave it at that. (The Awl)

Aaaaaand, speaking of unemployment, my heart is really sick for all the government employees (including our troops?!?!?) about to be forced into an unpaid furlough because of the impending shut down. I’m also really pissed at Congress. It was good timing, then, that I found this post last night about my favorite congressman, Anthony Weiner (D-NY). Weiner is sometimes rude and sometimes a little TOO sarcastic, but is always passionate. And I dig his passion. (Persephone Mag)

Are you thinking, “Joaaannaaaaaa! Government shutdowns? Massive lay-offs? When Are you going to get to the important stuff?” You’re right, my pets. It’s time we focus on what truly matters. What weapon would you find most helpful come the zombocalypse? This “zombie enthusist” was apprehended at Port Authority with a whole arsenal in his possession. Personally? I would go with cricket bat. (Gothamist)

Hey, I love Edgar Wright! When he was a teenager, he cut together some hh-style montages off his NCR. The first one, “Gun Fetish”, made the rounds this week and here’s his second, “Wheels on Wheels.” Are they the best thing you’ve ever seen? No, but it’s pretty cool to see some of his early film influences and what he could achieve with limited technology.

I also love the Beastie Boys, but I sort of hate Danny McBride. So my feelings on this weird Beastie Boys trailer for a Beastie Boys short film that will promote a new Beastie Boys album are…mixed. They’re mixed.

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Comments

Oh Julianne Moore... when you get sick of your husband, I am here ready to be your live in love slave.

Posted by: maka at April 8, 2011 1:28 PM

No Roald Dahl? NO ROALD DAHL? What't the point of being 9 if there is NO ROALD DAHL? Little Julien told me that "Roald Dahl is our favourite author" just the other day.

Roald Dahl

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 8, 2011 1:32 PM

The other day I was reading HuffPo (go ahead and give me that nasty look, I know I deserve it) and I came across this gem “10 Companies that Will Save the Economy”. Listed were Lockheed Martin (evil), General Electric (own almost everything, don’t pay taxes, very evil), Pfizer (secretly tests dangerous drugs on children, super duper evil) and Monsanto! The evilest of them all.

That’s when I uninstalled the HuffPo app from my phone, deleted the link from bookmarks and swore an oath to Godtopus to never go back there again.

Posted by: Scully at April 8, 2011 1:32 PM

Aw man, another "Smart people have read these books" list? I'm still working on that dratted "The BBC thinks the average person has only read 6 of these books" list. My work is never done ...

Posted by: Samantha at April 8, 2011 1:38 PM

And my little heart swelled a size or two when I saw the Short Circuit reference in there...

Unfortunately it now matches my swollen nose and throat from this demmed cold

Posted by: jmd at April 8, 2011 1:55 PM

Except for that keyboard drink caddy

Hell no. I'd throw up my hands for some reason and.....yeah.

Posted by: Jay at April 8, 2011 1:58 PM

...are they missing any?

I'm sure, but they did include one of my absolute all-time favorites (which I am actually currently re-reading again for the umpteenth time), The Phantom Tollbooth, so I'm good.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at April 8, 2011 2:01 PM

Speaking of children's books: Is there a site anyone can recommend to help parents find good books/make suggestions? We go to the library and I go to the usual suspects, but we need to expand our repetoire.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 8, 2011 2:23 PM

This isn't really the venue for that, is it?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 8, 2011 2:26 PM

Mrs. J, I like to read some YA. Are your kiddos old enough? I highly recommend The Bartimaeus Trilogy.

Posted by: Scully at April 8, 2011 2:34 PM

Little Julien is in kindergarten.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 8, 2011 2:37 PM

See if your library has the What Do I Read Next database from Gale on its site. Pretty useful for finding types of stories and you can limit to age ranges.

Posted by: Jay at April 8, 2011 2:37 PM

Thanks man!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 8, 2011 2:41 PM

I use the "search a book I love at amazon.com and see the customers who bought this item also bought" technique.

Posted by: Scully at April 8, 2011 2:41 PM

I love Anthony Weiner. Tom Harkin only wishes he could be that bad ass - he only gets it up that hard when he's frenching the rank and file at party events.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at April 8, 2011 2:52 PM

Yea! two of authors recommended the Moomin books. One of the true joys of my childhood. And then the TV cartoons arrived in my teens and were everything I hoped for.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 8, 2011 3:22 PM

My brother-in-law is a federal law enforcement officer. If the government is shut down--and it looks like it will be--he will not be furloughed. He will have to work unpaid until the budget is passed. There is no guarantee that he will receive back pay for the time during the shut down. And to add insult to injury, all leave-sick, personal, vacation- is canceled until after the shut down is over; even if it has already been approved. So the co-worker who is in the hospital unable to walk after surgery for an on the job injury will need to return to work on Monday. The co-worker who had been approved for time off so as to attend the birth of his child by induction on Monday, will need to report to work too. If they don't, they will probably lose their jobs. Our leaders are assholes. ***end rant***

Posted by: androstarr at April 8, 2011 7:30 PM

Although I've taken the HuffPo app off my phone, I STILL want a threesome with Arianna Huffington and Ann Coulter (talk about politics making for strange bedfellows ).

Posted by: MadMike at April 8, 2011 8:18 PM

It isn't a furlough for the troops, just unpaid. Something these fucking politicians neglected to mention while they were talking about shutting down the government was that it will mean a lot of families of deployed soldiers will be unable to pay their rent or buy food, there's a lot of worry here in Afghanistan. No, I don't even want to get started down this road because it infuriates me to much. Lets just hope most federal employees landlords aren't assholes.

Posted by: Matthew at April 8, 2011 8:25 PM

To be fair, if Smaug can count as a rich fictional character, so too can Harry Potter, whose family fortune (which he inherited) is so massive that *SPOILER ALERT* when they have to break into the bank, it's remarked that he may be the richest wizard alive.

Posted by: ChristianH at April 9, 2011 9:49 AM