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Jon Stewart is a Giant Dick and President Obama Has a Nice Ass. ALLEGEDLY

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | September 19, 2011 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | September 19, 2011 |


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Jesus Christ, Paz de la Huerta: You look like you should be miniaturized, holding a pitchfork, standing on Neil Patrick Harris' shoulder and whispering bad advice into his ear. (GoFugYourself) And over on Celebitchy, Agent Bedhead gets in on the fun, too. (Celebitchy)

I do enjoy it when right-wing crazies attack each other, but I'm going to have to side with Greta Van Susteren here in her attack on Tucker Carlson for interviewing Mike Tyson and then sensationalizing his comments about Sarah Palin allegedly having sex with Glen Rice, who Tyson called: "The Womb Shifter." It is a clever nickname, though. (Politico)

Good news for those of you who, like me, dislike 3D (except for with so-good-it's-bad horror flicks): It's basically f*cked. Hopefully, by the time The Great Gatsby is released, inexplicably in 3D, the fad will finally have run its course. (FilmDrunk)

Are you keeping up with all the latest on Ghostbusters 3, including the plot details that Sigourney Weaver revealed because no one wanted to hear about Abduction. Well stop, the movie isn't going to happen. OK? (Slashfilm)

In the off chance that we haven't exhausted this enough yet, here is an infographic detailing all the changes that George Lucas made to Star Wars on Blu. (The Mary Sue)

This new Tumblr is very NSFW, but in the wake of Scarlett Johansson's nude photo phone hack scandalpalooza, everyone is getting in on the "Here's a picture of my ass" craze. Who are we to complain? (Tush)

Internet phenoms Danger Guerrero and LOLSlater kick off a five-part discussion on the greatest TV movie ever made: "Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style." (LOLSlater)

And while we're not on the subject at all, ladies: Check your birth control pills. Apparently, due to a packaging mishap, you might be taking worm medication. Or something. (Hot Ink)

The Times has a really nice piece up on the importance of character actors, and how they can often bring dynamism to small roles that are flat on the page. (NYTimes)

Agree or disagree: David Simon's refusal to shut-up about "The Wire" and let the show speak for itself is ruining "The Wire"? (Nerve)

What? Don't be bad-mouthing Jon Hamm's long-time girlfriend Jennifer Westfeld (she of Kissing Jessica Stein fame). Since when did a 40-year-old woman with a shiny (and cute) face become accused of using Botox> If she's good enough for Hamm, she's good enough for the rest of us, damnit. (Celebitchy)

In the latest Esquire, reporter Tom Junod reveals what most of us probably already know: That Jon Stewart is kind of a dick. But he's our dick, goddamnit. (Uproxx)

The only thing I find more annoying than planking are those flash mobs, but mostly because I can't help myself from watching. This one has a special brand of blonde: These Indianapolis Colts cheerleaders take to the food court, apparently under the assumption that, if you shake it hard enough, Peyton Manning's neck will magically heal itself. Goddamn it, Colts. The Browns? The Browns? (Ugly Fours)

This? This is why the Foo Fighters are the greatest rock and roll band still around: Most people get upset when Fred Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church protests their event. Not Dave Grohl: He sees it as an opportunity to convert a new audience. Hell, even the lady with the "God Hates F*gs" sweatshirt digs the song.


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