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Jon Hamm Recalls His 'Soul Crushing' Early Work in Soft Porn And His Now Famous Prom Date

By Cindy Davis | Pajiba Love | May 7, 2014 | Comments ()


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Gwyneth Paltrow followed up her post-uncoupling beachside vitamin IV drip trip with the Goopy version of a garage sale; items included a $345 key-shaped brass bottle opener, an $825 silver ice bucket, and a $265 Icelandic shearling pillow. Times are hard, y’all. (Celebitchy)

NOOOOOO. Will ‘Community’ be cancelled? Uh, probably? (Uproxx)

In the latest Maleficent featurette, Angelina Jolie and writer Linda Woolerton talk about this perfect match-up of actress and character. (The Mary Sue)

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I’ve been finding myself sympathizing with Don Draper quite a bit lately; must I now pity Jon Hamm too? Probably not. But the Mad Men star did find his early job as a set dresser on Cinemax soft porn movies a “soul-crushing” bummer. (Vanity Fair)

On Kimmel last night, Hamm also talked about his now-famous prom date, Sarah Clarke from 24, and the picture is not flattering. (YouTube)

Ellen Page suggests we all find the Patrick Stewart to our Ian McKellen. I suggest we just join them for a threesome. (Plus, Page has to fan herself a little when she talks about Rachel Maddow). (Uproxx)

Prince has declared himself swear-free. I shall follow suit. (Who am I fucking kidding?) (Dlisted)

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There’s a neat Game of Thrones shout-out in the background on John Oliver’s set. (Fark)

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Fofo takes a look at Day Watch by Sergei Lukyanenko and notes that “the vignette format of the Watches books seems to be doing the heavy lifting of keeping our focus from book to book, while simultaneously allowing Lukyanenko to play around with secondary characters to keep things fresh.” Check out his review of this, the second volume in the Watches pentalogy. (Cannonball Read 6)

The adorable baby fox says, “But what do I do with the carrot? Will it eat me?” (via Laughing Squid)


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  • JBolivar92

    Talk about click-bait! Here I was prepared to search amazon for Jon Hamm's soft core oeuvre when he was just a friggin' SET DRESSER. I was imagining him playing the randy plumber, or the horny pizza guy when he was just...pushing the twinbeds at the Motel 6 together?

  • Jon Hamm is the handsomest. I can't stand how handsome he is. I can't deal with his FACE.

  • e jerry powell

    Prince declared himself swear-free years ago when he got all Jehovah's Witness with his shit (around the release of Musicology). Apparently he's repeating himself now because he delusionally thinks that people still care.

    And that's coming from a die-hard Prince fan...

  • JBolivar92

    I wonder if I just like the idea of Prince, than the actual Prince...Prince and the dirty used to go together like chocolate and peanut butter - remember his abbreviated outfits circa Controversy? This is the man who recorded Sexy Mother F*cker, Lady Cab Driver, and who penned the line, "...shake your body like a horny pony would.."

    I guess everyone changes as they get older and wiser, outgrow their youthful need to shock and rebel. I was hoping he'd be the older gent in the nursing home wearing the banana hammock, simulating sex with my oxygen tank...

  • e jerry powell

    Not a new sentiment, really. Kind of like being into Richard Wagner's music but deploring his anti-Semitism, in a sense.

  • cruzzercruz

    Come on Netflix, pull a Winger on this one. Save us in the eleventh hour and pick up Community.

  • BWeaves

    What does the fox say?

    Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-carrot
    Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-carrot
    Carrot does not taste like meat
    What does the fox say?

  • alwaysanswerb

    This headline and post:
    http://media2.giphy.com/media/...

  • Siege

    I'm happy to support Nicholas Brendan in whatever he does -- there will always be a place in my heart for Xander.

  • Xander was such a doofus he made Dawn look reasonable.

  • stella

    "God Anya! I totally dumped you at the alter for the weirdest reason ever, but how dare you have rebound sex!!!

  • BobbFrapples

    I am intrigued by that Coherence trailer.

  • Jim

    I misread "a set dresser" as "a set fluffer" and NOW I have a keyboard sharped mark on my head from the lose of consciousness that I'll be explaining away all afternoon.

    Thanks. (humph)

  • BWeaves

    So did I. So did I.

    I also read it "Porn date."

  • Mrs. Julien

    And on the day the words "click bait" were redefined, we stood in awe and watched.

    Seriously, Dustin should give you a bonus for that headline.

  • Brooke Michelle

    I'm not gonna lie. I clicked, hoping for links.
    THANKS OBUMMER.

  • thatsmrsnyder

    I mean, I was curious. I clicked.

    Not that I'm ready to buy or anything. I guess you could say I'm a little, uh... Hm.

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