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Johnny Depp Found One Last Way to Be Total Garbage to Amber Heard

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | August 25, 2016 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | August 25, 2016 |


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After Amber Heard said she was going to donate her entire $7 million divorce settlement to charity, Johnny Depp got a case of the BUT WHAT ABOUT ME’s, and decided to donate that money directly to the organizations IN HER NAME. This is bullshit. It’s bullshit for a lot of reasons, but the worst in my mind is that there is NO WAY this wasn’t designed to make sure every asshole on Team Johnny can now and forever say that they didn’t believe she was actually going to donate the money herself. (Celebitchy)

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