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Johnny Depp Doesn't Give a F*ck What You Think of His Terrible Movies & 'Jurassic World' Could Have Been SO Much Worse

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | November 28, 2014 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | November 28, 2014 |


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Oh my god Bai Ling, you perpetual hot fantastic mess. Did Project Runway start a porn industry spin-off? That’s the only explanation. (GFY)

Were you a fan of the Jurassic World trailer? If not, know that it could have been SO much worse. Dustin got his hands on some early concept art and original treatments and, well, look for yourself:

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Yup, that’s a dino-human hybrid super soldier with built-in dog DNA, and it isn’t even the worst of the bunch. (Uproxx)

This Honest Trailer for Love Actually is 5% horse crap (“Pulp Fiction for girls?”), and 95% perfect. Hmm, I never did notice how creepy it is that Liam Neeson is getting closure after his wife dies by helping his very young stepson seduce a girl with the same name as his dead mother. Speaking as someone who unapologetically loves that movie, it’s also the worst. (HitFix)

Vox has a great, short, very troubling video explaining why police officers are almost never convicted for killing civilians. Surprise (to no one)! It has to do largely with our own ingrained racism. (Vox)

Johnny Depp “doesn’t give a f*ck” about his work, his flops, his critics, his fans, or anything, really. He’s too busy being super chill. (Celebitchy)

Yesterday I said that the gift I wanted most this Festivus was that long-lost letter from Neal Cassady to Jack Kerouac. I hope you didn’t all already chip in and buy it for me, because I’VE CHANGED MY MIND! A new first folio of Shakespeare’s work has been discovered in France, which my theatre geeks know IS A BIG FREAKING DEAL. I’m sorry, I get shouty around Shakespeare. (NYT)

Here’s an interesting non-feud. (It was really all so polite.) Yesterday an interview with Bette Midler came out in which she said young female singers need to stop acting like “whores,” and used Ariana Grande as her prime example. Baby Grande responded lovingly and classily on Twitter, and Midler responded in the best possible way. Namely, by calling herself a whore. (DListed)

While we’re on the subject of non-feuds, Joni Mitchell REALLY didn’t want Taylor Swift to play her in a no-longer-upcoming biopic. Mitchell shut that thing down so fast I’m sure all the fringe on Taylor’s miniskirt was flying. (Lainey)

In this list of 20 stars you didn’t know were really short, I knew most of them, although I didn’t realize HOW short some were. Like, Anna Kendrick is a full foot and a half shorter than The Rock. (Zergnet)

These reasons why Doctor Who is the perfect analogy for your love life are surprisingly sweet. And it’s true, after all the growth and bonding and regeneration, sometimes you just have to let Zygons be Zygons. (Phactual)

Mrs. Taffy reviewed the first book in Michael Grant’s Magnificent 12 children’s chapter book series, The Call. This book about a kid with a serious case of mediumness who finds out he’s not so average is "a fun adventure story written with lots of humor and word play ." What book series are your local 3-6 graders reading? (Cannonball Read 6)


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