Jennifer Lawrence (Still) Will Not Starve Herself To Make You Happy, Okay?
Last night’s MTV EMAs weren’t nearly as eventful as the recent VMAs. The highlight? Miley Cyrus lit up a joint while accepting the “Best Video” award. That moment got censored of course. (Vulture)
Scott Eastwood would like you to know that he doesn’t pay attention to all the fuss about his (obnoxiously?) beefy, fratty looks. He merely enjoys posing on sailboats with his shirt blowing open like a more clean-cut version of Fabio. (People)
There’s hope for us yet. Endangered or threatened animal species are spawning in zoos near you. I want to hug the Somali Wild Ass like no one’s business. (Mental Floss)
If you haven’t yet seen Thor: The Dark World (and I haven’t) in theaters, this dude will be happy to talk you into it. He makes a tight case. (Grantland)
Norm MacDonald spent an entire morning trying to be relevant by trolling Lena Dunham on Twitter. Oh Norm. (Warming Glow)
George Clooney really wants you to love him. Unless you’re Russell Crowe, and then he’ll make you work for that sh-t. (Esquire)
One of my personal goals is to one day run the NYC marathon. These are some great signs that focus more on pop-culture humor than cheesy motivational sayings. (Buzzfeed)
Jennifer Lawrence is still the most lovable starlet even if I still can’t form articulate thoughts about her new haircut. She’s refusing to go hungry for anyone else’s happiness. I’m so glad my daughter has a positive role model. (Celebitchy)
You’ll never guess who is a huge fan of the Wu-tang Clan. Really. (Gawker)
Abbey Clancy decided to give Jaimie Alexander a run for her attention-grabbing money. Who can wear the least amount of clothing on a red carpet and not get arrested? (Go Fug Yourself)
This is exactly what LeAnn Rimes looks like while sitting on the toilet. The operative word here is “toilet.” (DListed)
Kendall Jenner receives my sympathy, and I’m not even joking. This poor girl has grown up with Kris Jenner as a supreme example of overbearing mother. Kendall seems genuinely shy and terrified of fame. Plus she’s currently dealing with the likes of TMZ celebrating her new, non-jailbait status. (Reality Tea)
Here’s a slightly spoilerrific image from the upcoming The Amazing Spider Man 2. (Slashfilm)
Target admits they f-cked up and shipped “a small number” of Xbox One’s too early. (Kotaku)
The inevitable zombie apocalypse is always worth overanalyzing. Here are some handy charts to stoke your paranoia. (UnderScoopFire)
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