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Jennifer Lawrence (Still) Will Not Starve Herself To Make You Happy, Okay?

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | November 11, 2013 | Comments ()


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Last night’s MTV EMAs weren’t nearly as eventful as the recent VMAs. The highlight? Miley Cyrus lit up a joint while accepting the “Best Video” award. That moment got censored of course. (Vulture)

Scott Eastwood would like you to know that he doesn’t pay attention to all the fuss about his (obnoxiously?) beefy, fratty looks. He merely enjoys posing on sailboats with his shirt blowing open like a more clean-cut version of Fabio. (People)

There’s hope for us yet. Endangered or threatened animal species are spawning in zoos near you. I want to hug the Somali Wild Ass like no one’s business. (Mental Floss)

If you haven’t yet seen Thor: The Dark World (and I haven’t) in theaters, this dude will be happy to talk you into it. He makes a tight case. (Grantland)

Norm MacDonald spent an entire morning trying to be relevant by trolling Lena Dunham on Twitter. Oh Norm. (Warming Glow)

George Clooney really wants you to love him. Unless you’re Russell Crowe, and then he’ll make you work for that sh-t. (Esquire)

One of my personal goals is to one day run the NYC marathon. These are some great signs that focus more on pop-culture humor than cheesy motivational sayings. (Buzzfeed)

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Jennifer Lawrence is still the most lovable starlet even if I still can’t form articulate thoughts about her new haircut. She’s refusing to go hungry for anyone else’s happiness. I’m so glad my daughter has a positive role model. (Celebitchy)

You’ll never guess who is a huge fan of the Wu-tang Clan. Really. (Gawker)

Abbey Clancy decided to give Jaimie Alexander a run for her attention-grabbing money. Who can wear the least amount of clothing on a red carpet and not get arrested? (Go Fug Yourself)

This is exactly what LeAnn Rimes looks like while sitting on the toilet. The operative word here is “toilet.” (DListed)

Kendall Jenner receives my sympathy, and I’m not even joking. This poor girl has grown up with Kris Jenner as a supreme example of overbearing mother. Kendall seems genuinely shy and terrified of fame. Plus she’s currently dealing with the likes of TMZ celebrating her new, non-jailbait status. (Reality Tea)

Here’s a slightly spoilerrific image from the upcoming The Amazing Spider Man 2. (Slashfilm)

Target admits they f-cked up and shipped “a small number” of Xbox One’s too early. (Kotaku)

The inevitable zombie apocalypse is always worth overanalyzing. Here are some handy charts to stoke your paranoia. (UnderScoopFire)

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  • BlackRabbit

    The reason the Rothchild giraffe has so much trouble is because it's difficult to pick up your monocle with no hands.

  • Salad_Is_Murder

    That "Zombie Apocalypse" article looks suspiciously like this Cracked.com feature from 2007:

    http://www.cracked.com/article...

    I posted a message about it for clarification on underscoopfire.com but my comment was deleted in minutes.

  • exploranora

    Jennifer Lawrence doesn't starve herself because she doesn't have to and that's great. Some people (like me) have to "starve" themselves. I eat healthy, rarely eat sweets, and people are always telling me that I don't need to diet. It's not a diet; it's eating healthy. I know people are just trying to be nice, but it's really fucking annoying hearing people's opinions about how I should or should not eat on a daily basis.

  • hoppergrass

    I give Jennifer Lawrence full credit for what she's
    trying to do, but I wish she'd just get to the point
    where she shuts down that line of questioning entirely. A curt "yeah, we're not gonna talk about my body anymore" would impress me a great deal more than an inarguably beautiful woman refusing to change a body that is almost universally celebrated. At this point, she's just dancing with the one that brought her, y'know?

  • exploranora

    Preach

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I like Jennifer Lawrence and all, and she seems like a charming/funny human being, but I still don't think I'm holding up the header pic as the prime example of "role model" for the girls in my family. (so I'm hoping that part was sarcasm)

  • oilybohunk7

    If I ever got to meet a red panda my reaction would make Kristen Bell's reaction to meeting the sloth look reserved and composed.

  • That was a hell of a good and insightful article on Clooney. Definitely worth reading.

  • sourbob

    Jennifer Lawrence already makes me happy.

  • nosio

    Ooh, I love marathon sign round-ups. The crowds at NYC are INCREDIBLE - unlike anything else at any other race, ever. I think every runner should do NYC at least once, if you can swing it (now that it's ridiculously expensive/impossible to get into), because the sheer buoyancy of the crowds will give you the happiest, best feeling you can have while simultaneously putting your body through hours of agony.

  • BWeaves

    I wanted to say that Eastwood the Elder was hotter than his spawn, and then I looked up photos of a young Eastwood the Elder and realized that he looked exactly like Sparkles McPatterson does now.

  • Miss Laaw-yuhr

    The Kendall Jenner jailbait countdown is seriously disturbing, and Jennifer Lawrence can only undo so much negative stuff in our culture. The poor girl's life is just so many shades of Pretty Baby.

  • Norm McDonald is always hilarious. He was far and away the best thing about the Bob Saget roast.

    Abby Clancy has got this look on her face in that dress picture like she lost a bet or something and can't wait to go put some pants on.

  • Barry

    And Norm will be relevant...without trying, because the man puts no effort into anything...long after Lena Dunham has stumbled from view. Oh Norm, indeed...

  • Aaron Schulz

    Right like maybe she didnt realize she was actually nude until she got out there.

  • The Somali Wild Ass should get its own Disney-ified treatment, about overcoming insurmountable challenges from Somali pirates and tribal warlords, while growing up without her parents, who were served as the main course when the pirates and warlords met up. In other words, more oblique depravity from the Evil Rat.

  • chanohack

    OMG JLaw and I have the same haircut now!!! We are CLEARLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER. And I ALSO hate being hungry! Let's make this official, Jennifer!

  • Robert

    I think the more pertinent question is who doesn't like the Wu Tang Clan?

  • Gloria J. Johnson

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  • Ben

    But does your best friends step mother like the Wu Tang is the question?

  • Mrs. Julien

    Scott Eastwood is better looking than his father, but with none of the charisma. Correction: No charisma.

  • BLASPHEMY!

  • Mrs. Julien

    It's men: charisma trumps looks, c.f. Benedict Cumberbatch.

  • Jim

    Sweet God I thought it was just me. Throughout "The Fifth Estate" I kept staring at other people in the frame to keep from seeing his face.

  • Mrs. Julien

    And yet he looks like he is from my gene pool.

  • Jim

    My own gene pool's the size of a pudding bowl so I shan't judge.

  • Same thing holds for women too, c.f. A Few I've Known.

    But the elder Eastwood is surely hotter even purely on looks.

  • Mrs. Julien

    In what is only my opinion, the son is more empirically attractive, the father was 2342878 times more sexually attractive.

  • Genevieve Burgess

    Depends on how long you plan on spending with the man in question.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Well, the man in example looks like the unholy love child of my mother and brother, so I'd only be spending as much time as it took for the shrieking to stop and to collect my things.

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