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Jennifer Lawrence Is One Of TIME's Most Influential & Don Cheadle Packs Some Serious Heat

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | April 19, 2013 | Comments ()


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I know, I know. Most of you are glued to the manhunt, but let's get a little bit frivolous. The world is such a terrible place right now, but we can play for a few moments, can't we?

Joel McHale gave a new interview the Advocate, and they ask him what he thinks of the constantly swirling gay rumors. Joel's response: "It's flattering. If a guy gets offended by that, there's something's wrong with him. I take it as a compliment." Seriously, he's awesome; and I can't believe that some people can't take into account that the metrosexual breed is proof that some hetero guys don't have to dress like total slobs to prove their so-called "masculinity." (Advocate)

Amanda Bynes may or may not be insane and may or may not be fucking with us all. If her former co-star, Nikki Blonsky, has her way, then Amanda is just fine, and the rest of us are basically the problem. Nikki says that she and Amanda talk all the time, and she's not worried about her friend at all. For the record, I think Nikki is pretty much out of the biz and also says away from the gossip pages too, so there's that perspective to consider. (Life & Style)

This is the weirdest story -- apparently, Ryan Lochte owns 150 pairs of shoes even though, by trade, he doesn't even really require shoes as an Olympic swimming champ. I would probably understand his shoe fixation if he were, say, a basketball star or a runner who necessarily wears shoes as part of an endorsement deal, but shouldnt this guy be pimping flippers or something? Anyway, Lochte is showing off his massive closet and is very proud of all of his insane, incredibly expensive footwear. (Us Weekly)

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Every time Selena Gomez thinks she's out of Justin Bieber's knee-dwelling pants, they pull her back in. I think these kids have already broken up a handful of times, but by all accounts, Selena had finally told Biebs to go the hell away, and it stuck for a few months. Now she's visiting Norway at the same exact time Bieber is there for a scheduled concert. Oh girl. (Lainey Gossip)

"Game of Thrones" has released a video of its undetected visual fx, which is stunning in its mindblowing capacity to appear genuinely real instead of, well, like a Zack Snyder movie. Also, it's incredible that these actors can pull off doing their thing in front of a green screen and make it all look so believable. (Warming Glow)

Victoria Beckham turned 39 years old today, and she celebrated by looking at and (presumably) sniffing a cake. Last year, she got really wild and ate a fruit platter. Maybe next year, she'll freebase a marshmallow. Can you imagine such levels of self-deprivation? No wonder she looks so miserable all the time. (Celebitchy)

Forget Botox. Heather Locklear has revealed her true secret to keeping fine lines and wrinkles away: a sperm facial. While she could have been joking, this is a real thing that they do in salons. People are so messed up. Then again (and this has nothing to do with facials), I can totally vouch for pineapple juice improving the taste of the stuff. Oh, never mind. (HuffPo)

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As a former sorority chick ("Tri Delta. Everyone does!"), it pains me to admit that some people are so truly dedicated to Greek life that they refuse to realize that total assholes they've turned into through their mad devotion. This email is proof positive of that phenomenon. (Gawker)

Jennifer Lawrence has snagged a prominent spot on the Time 100 Most Influential list. Actually, the list isn't ranked at all, but most people are pulling JLaw out as the headliner for publicity purposes because she's so (rightfully) beloved. If it's any consolation at all, the list also includes the revolting Tom Coburn and Justin Bieber's creepy manager, Scooter Braun. (Time)

Man, check out this photo of Don Cheadle. That can't be real. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

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Something about the American Pie franchise leads its young co-stars into a world of weirdness and oblivion. Has anyone escaped from this black hole unscathed as of yet? Now Eddie Kaye Thomas (a.k.a., "Finch") has had his home filled with flash bang grenades and tear gas after a one-night stand refused to leave and then tried to attack him with a knife. (Film Drunk)

Scott "American Psycho" Disick admits that he really wanted to marry Kourtney Kardashian, but she was "so not interested," so he decided not to be interested either. I think that makes a lot of sense, really. In a family of douches, these two are coming out ahead. No marriage = no divorce, and no Kardashian marriage can last. (Celebitchy)

If you haven't heard already (and there's plenty of hard news out there for distractive purposes already), Nasa has discovered three new, Earth-like planets that they say carry a decent probability for containing life. Honestly, I think this stuff is pretty cool, but I hate that the government is blowing so much money on this fruitless search. If there are aliens out there, they will find us first. (io9)

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I never really thought about this before, but children's movies are marketed in vastly different manners when it comes to theater vs. DVD release. Here's a whole bunch of side-by-side comparisons for your referencing pleasure. (Unreality)

Finally, here's our semi-viral video for the day wherein Patton Oswalt continues to win the week. Here, he makes an appearance in this week's "Parks & Recreation" to filibuster a city council vote by rambling on about what he's like to happen in the upcoming Star Wars sequel. (The High Definite)

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at celebitchy.com.



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  • Buck Forty

    ""I would probably understand his shoe fixation if he were, say, a basketball star or a runner""
    Yeah, cos only women can truly love shoes.

  • e jerry powell

    But seriously, I don't know how much more unfettered celebrity cock the internet can handle. Disqus is already overburdened as it is, and one more junk sighting could kill it.

  • Jo 'Mama' Besser

    Was Ryan Lochte based on Ryan Shay or the other way around?

  • yocean

    yeah my friend sent me a link to that sorority letter, then John Stewart quoted her. It's trending now and we are thinking of starting a graphic novel series "Misadventures of C*nt Panther: This is No Sportsmanship Zone, Bitches!" Featuring a pantheon of Greek Broheims and Furies Frenemies.

  • I'm also from the state that brought us Tom Coburn, and I just...

    I'm kind of sad, to be frank.

  • IlikeJenniferLawrencesButt

    I mean.. Don Cheadle coudl just have something shaped like a penis tip in his pocket. Happens all the time.

  • kirbyjay

    A penis tip is shaped like a penis tip, but it looks more like a roll of quarters, and he is happy to see you.

  • BBB40

    NASA isn't necessarily looking for life on another planet. There looking for a place *we* could live. You know - *before* the next big asteroid hits.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    And while we sent a sleeper ship there, a big asteroid hits both planets.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Don't blame me, blame Murphy.

  • IlikeJenniferLawrencesButt

    That butt! Goooooood Laaaaawwwwd!

  • logan

    i had no idea she had an ass like that!

  • $27019454

    logan, we were downvoted by some random, raging fine-ass-hating commenter. Huh.

  • $27019454

    Callipygia! Goddess of the Fine Fine Ass!

  • Bert_McGurt

    " Honestly, I think this stuff is pretty cool, but I hate that the government is blowing so much money on this fruitless search. If there are aliens out there, they will find us first."

    I hope you're being sarcastic with this (the research money part, not the aliens part). Just because the general public doesn't understand, or are not aware of what can be gained via these research projects, or because they sound silly - these are terrible reasons to veto investment in science. Frankly? If you're not a scientist, you probably DON'T know what they're looking for. THEY might not even know what they're looking for. But they know they'll never find anything by NOT looking.

    I'm reminded of the quote attributed to George Mallory. When asked why he planned to climb Everest, he is said to have famously replied:

    "Because it's there."

  • L.O.V.E.

    Honestly, I think this stuff is pretty cool, but I hate that the
    government is blowing so much money on this SUICIDAL search. If there
    are aliens out there, they will KILL us first!

    People, did we learn NOTHING from the movie Battleship? Its science!

    (See also: Prometheus, and every shitty sci-fi movie from the last 25 years)

  • koko temur

    I dont remember many PLoves recently that didnt recycle links from previous ones, and this one now has two.

  • L.O.V.E.

    She's honoring Earth Day early. Let it go.

  • "I hate that the government is blowing so much money on this fruitless search" ... I sincerely hope that you are being sarcastic.

  • TK

    Times like this, I defer to Sam Seaborn.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I was raging too, but looking at the second half of the sentence I'm going to assume it is.

  • jon29

    This. NASA accounts for 0.5% of the federal budget, and every dollar spent provides about $10 of benefit to the US economy.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Dammit. Apparently I take too long to formulate comments. But I'm glad to see you share my sentiments.

  • anikitty

    The search for life on another planet?

  • Wembley

    I thought it was a search for Spock. Did I miss something?

  • BendinIntheWind

    I know she's a Dior girl now, but JLaw seriously needs to cozy up to Calvin Klein before next year's awards season - that silver dress is freaking FLAWLESS on her.

  • ,

    Innit?

    Christ, the ASS on that girl.

  • Bert_McGurt

    All those curves, and me without the proper nth-order polynomial function to describe them!

  • toblerone

    +1. She looks like she was poured into that dress.

  • toblerone

    I'm glad to see the INTERNET has finally found it's true purpose in exposing the larger than life peen proportions of Celebs. Maybe a side by side comparison of Cheadle's and Hamm's heat is in order?

  • BWeaves

    Am I the only one who's noticed that Cheadle's pant lump is SQUARE, as in his KEYS or something?

  • Sara_Tonin00

    No, you're not. I was looking at the picture trying to figure out if it was believable that he had bags under his eyes, or a suit with purple lining, and then realized that probably the weird crumply lump that ever so slightly points diagonally to his crotch but doesn't continue all the way up there is presumed to be a schlong.

    Are we done with this yet? Or are we going to be looking to see if we see aureola outlines through clothes next?

  • Fabius_Maximus

    They already do that.

  • Guest

    I honestly didn't give it a thorough examine, perhaps the side by side will help.

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