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Jeff Bridges Likes Being Called "The Dude" And Boning His Wife A Lot? That's Almost Enough To Make Me Forget Tron 2: Electric Suit Boogaloo ... Almost.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (34)



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Greetings my sassy sibilants and feisty fricatives. Okay, this article isn’t so much about articulation as it is about word choice. Specifically which pronouns we use and what that means about our personalities. I’m going to be judging you based on your comments now. You know, more than I already do. (Scientific American)

You know we shouldn’t judge celebs too harshly on what they say in interviews. That’s the general consensus around these parts, yes? Well we can at least think of them glowingly when they say sweet things. Jeff “The Dude” Bridges loves boning his wife of over 30 years. TRUE LOVE! (Celebitchy)

Speaking of true love, many of you have sent these engagement photos my way. And you are right, all of you, this is the greatest couple of all time. Scroll through to see why. (Badass Digest)

Yup! I said it! Greatest couple of all time! Suck it, Romeo and Juliet! I still covet this poster. (FroDesign)
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Speaking of posters, Movieline has a scathing little comment on how that Twilight kid’s new movie poster is a rip-off of the Bourne poster. (MovieLine)

Meh, I guess. But I can play that game too. Here’s Ralph Fiennes in Nose vs Nose and Nose vs No Nose.
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Speaking of that Twilight kid, that other one, the sparkly one, has been named a “Starter Vampire” by a professor of vampire lore at University of Texas. (Um, vampire lore? Tuition well-spent, kids!) Basically, his point is that because Edward Cullen is sparkly and harmless he serves as sort of a Gateway Vampire for younger kids who aren’t ready for the grim and gore of horror stories. Me? I was raised on Bram Stoker and I’m fine. FINE I TELL YOU! (The Mary Sue)

Speaking of books, you know how I feel about e-readers (Books 4 Lyfe!), but I can’t help admiring this art project entitled “How Would You Explain The Kindle To Charles Dickens?” Simply gorgeous. (Kuriositas)

But story doesn’t matter to filmmakers, right? That’s what we learned this week? Edith sent me this interesting article about Star Wars co-creator Gary Kurtz and how he quit the franchise when he found out Lucas was more interested in toys than in story and character. Bravo, sir. (LA Times)

Speaking of story and character, one of my favorite shows, “Mad Men” is hosting an open casting call for a walk-on roll. All you need to do is submit a photo (preferably in period clothing) and ask your friends and fellow Pajibans to vote for you. I nominate Nadine but, truth be told, I would love to see any one of you Pajibans win. (Mad Men Casting Call)

Speaking of advertizing, check out these awesome street fliers I stole from Sarah Carlson. (Happy Place)

The Memphis Three were released today through some quirk in the legal system. This? This is great news. (FilmDrunk)

And here, my shuffle ball changes, we have a video which chronicles the evolution of dance in film. No it’s not the best thing I’ve ever seen (long, wonky aspect ratio), but I have a weakness for choreography and I couldn’t pass up something that featured Fred Astaire, the original Teen Wolf, and the illustrious DJ Qualls.

And I leave you today with two Harry Potter themed videos. The first comes from the fine folks at “The Way It Should Have Ended.”

And, well, this song is about boning at Hogwarts. I’m sorry, it’s brilliant. Enjoy.

Joanna Robinson’s favorite parts of those Harry Potter videos are the various Alan Rickman impressions. Well done, randos, well done.









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Comments

Boning? You mean...coitus?

Posted by: LEROOOY at August 19, 2011 2:12 PM

I nominate myself for the Mad Men role. I've never seen the show, have little knowledge of the time period and setting, and am terrible with and awkward around women. From what I know of the show, I feel my presence would help to diversify it's storytelling it some.

I love parts of speech (http://bit.ly/nKqUdh), so that Scientific American article was pretty awesome.

With the way this Plove started and ended, it's like a boning sandwich.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 19, 2011 2:22 PM

I’m going to be judging you based on your comments now. You know, more than I already do.

Turnabout is fair play.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 19, 2011 2:31 PM

HOMG! Nadine has the best eyebrows ever in history of ever and they are TOTALLY PERIOD APPROPRIATE! I nominate Nadine. They would so lucky to have her!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 19, 2011 2:38 PM

With the way this Plove started and ended, it's like a boning sandwich.

I do prefer my lunches to be natural, zesty experiences.

Posted by: branded at August 19, 2011 2:41 PM

I wish Jeff Bridges liked boning me a lot.

Come to think of it, I wish anyone liked boning me a lot.

Posted by: Skyler Durden at August 19, 2011 2:44 PM

Good links, good reads. Thanks!

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 19, 2011 3:15 PM

Guys, if you're serious and would vote for me I would actually totally be up for entering. Seriously.


Also, you just made me tear up a little you beautiful, wonderful bastards.

Posted by: Nadine at August 19, 2011 3:16 PM

Oh....You have to be a Murican.


*tries very hard not to cry because Alex is nearby and will be sad if I cry.

Posted by: Nadine at August 19, 2011 3:17 PM

I had the perfect dress. It's like something the Draper wife would wear to a sexy fifties funeral.

Posted by: Nadine at August 19, 2011 3:18 PM

You have to be American? That's racist! (TM Geep)

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 19, 2011 3:20 PM

And you'd have to explain you were crying "because you were not American". Best let sleeping dogs lie.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 19, 2011 3:21 PM

He would probably mercy kill me there and then. Ahem, no offence.

Posted by: Nadine at August 19, 2011 3:23 PM

"That's a little harsh...classes haven't even started yet."

Burst of water all over the desk.

Oh and that wedding album > ALL others. (Yes, even the royal ones).

Posted by: Fredo at August 19, 2011 3:25 PM

I need Geep to go to the website and just bitch people out until they relent....wait, would that be too harsh?

Posted by: Nadine at August 19, 2011 3:28 PM

Seriously, what ze hail, AMC? It's a WALK ON role, not a SPEAKING role. Unless, do you Brits walk funny? It's okay, you can tell me, Nadine.

Posted by: coveredinbees at August 19, 2011 3:31 PM

John Cleese has a funny walk.

And, EXACTLY Nadine.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 19, 2011 3:37 PM

SILLY WALK!

DAMN IT!

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 19, 2011 3:39 PM

I must admit I am a TEEEEEEEEEEEEENSY bit bow legged and I tend to walk like I'm on a tight rope all the time? Like one foot in front of the other heel to toe...so...maybe they know about that whole thing.


I am legit a little bowlegged though, enough I could probably be an inch taller. A WHOLE INCH.

Posted by: Nadine at August 19, 2011 3:43 PM

Between that ^^^ and your tails of vestigiation and I am more intrigued than ever Nadine!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 19, 2011 4:21 PM

I would kill to be on Mad Men, since I'm a body type similar to Christina Hendricks (though I will not claim to be that smokin hot). It would be nice to actually be the right physical type for a role for once (I get typed out a LOT at auditions). Not sure if I have any wardrobe to put something together though...

Posted by: KatSings at August 19, 2011 4:27 PM

I am apparently a Mute Ant

Posted by: Nadine at August 19, 2011 4:34 PM

I'll vote for you Nadine, but if you win, you gotta play it like Pee-Wee does at the end of Big Adventure.

Posted by: =DocDoom1= at August 19, 2011 5:06 PM

My mom does that fucking knee thing all the time.

Posted by: Candee at August 19, 2011 6:29 PM

Jeff Bridges and boning.

Damn. I just lost consciousness for a second.

Posted by: Jerry at August 19, 2011 7:23 PM

Hottie slow jam Hermione looks familiar. Working actress? TV player? Who is she? What's she been in?

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at August 19, 2011 7:34 PM

I noticed in the Scientific American article that women use "I" words more than men and subordinates use "I" words in their discourse more than superiors in the work setting. Interesting.

Posted by: Amberlark at August 19, 2011 7:41 PM

So this is up for a vote amongst my real-time friends, so I'll throw it out here as well. What should I do now with my old Free The West Memphis Three T-shirt? My daughter suggests I scrawl "Fuck, Yeah!" on the back but I think that might limit it's wearability to bars and Umphrey's McGee shows.

Any ideas? I plan to wear the hell out of it for the next week as I skip around, of course.

Posted by: Young_Grandma_Ben at August 19, 2011 10:05 PM

I forgot to say that Jeff Bridges is right on! My husband and I are approaching 17 years and we're still smitten. I had sex every day for the past week before I had to put him on an airplane this morning, dammit.

Posted by: Young_Grandma_Ben at August 19, 2011 10:12 PM

i lov the dude

Posted by: dallas daniel hessler junior at August 19, 2011 10:56 PM

Everything about that new Taylor Lautner movie is a blatant rip-off of Bourne. EVERYTHING! Seriously. I've seen the trailer in theaters, like, three times, and everytime he says "Not if I find you first," I want Matt Damon to beat this kid to death with a rolled-up magazine.

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