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Jay Z Addresses Pillowgate, Ignores Auntie Goop's Advice

By Cindy Davis | Pajiba Love | October 2, 2013 | Comments ()


Ah October; the month of a million costume suggestions and pumpkin ‘till you puke. Let’s start it off right with a dude in a pirate shirt and a chance for true love…just as long as you’re not fat, sarcastic, black, a parent, a stripper, gambler or a slut. Please form an orderly line to meet the “Romeo Rose,” who’ll even pay the person who finds his buttercup. (Dlisted)

Now wash that away with the dude sensible enough to be ashamed of his pirate shirt: Seinfeld. The bossman lists 5 Fascinating Facts About “The Contest.” (Warming Glow)

Benedict Cumberbatch and Emma Watson are the sexiest movie stars on Earth. (Videogum)

Bryan Fuller designed this Madsly dark poster for Hannibal’s second season himself. Now who’s sexiest? (Slashfilm)


I know how you people are, so here’s Nick Offerman in a canoe. He sat in it through his entire Today show interview. (Warming Glow)


So…turns out the rumor mill was right this time; Saoirse Ronan did indeed audition for a Star Wars Episode VII role. (The Mary Sue) Next rumor: Daniel Day Lewis is being courted as well. (Uproxx)

“A spectacle unto a spectacle, that’s what the Cat Video Festival is.” Here’s the winner, Henri, Paw de Deux (via Blame It on the Voices)

I guess Uncle Jay missed the memo? Last month, La Paltrow asked her friends not to comment about her to Vanity Fair, and additionally recommended they “…never do this magazine again.” Not only did he ignore her advice—Jay got downright personal about his childhood, selling crack, and how he feels about reports his wife was never pregnant. (Celebitchy)

If you’re not watching Revenge, how will you ever know which collar to pop? Nolan is the fashion man for all reasons. (Go Fug Yourself)

Banksy is in the city. I repeat, for the month of October, Banksy is hosting his New York City show. (BanksyNY)

There are reasons to watch a Miley Cyrus documentary? There’s a Miley Cyrus documentary? (Buzzfeed)

Both Joanna and Dustin covered last night’s multiple expletive scream-worthy (Holy shit! WTF?!) Sons of Anarchy episode; you should read them. (Vulture and Uproxx)

Jax wants the Sons to give up gun running. Maybe the club should go all thumbs (I know, I know, really bad after last night). Now laugh at these 20 Movie Stills Hilariously Replacing Guns With Thumbs-Ups (Taste of Cinema, h/t Piss Boy)

Still missing Breaking Bad? Bob Odenkirk isn’t the only cast member worthy of a spinoff; check out Heatin’ Meat with Skinny Pete (via Jimmy Kimmel Live):

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