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Jay Z Addresses Pillowgate, Ignores Auntie Goop's Advice

By Cindy Davis | Pajiba Love | October 2, 2013 | Comments ()


Ah October; the month of a million costume suggestions and pumpkin ‘till you puke. Let’s start it off right with a dude in a pirate shirt and a chance for true love…just as long as you’re not fat, sarcastic, black, a parent, a stripper, gambler or a slut. Please form an orderly line to meet the “Romeo Rose,” who’ll even pay the person who finds his buttercup. (Dlisted)

Now wash that away with the dude sensible enough to be ashamed of his pirate shirt: Seinfeld. The bossman lists 5 Fascinating Facts About “The Contest.” (Warming Glow)

Benedict Cumberbatch and Emma Watson are the sexiest movie stars on Earth. (Videogum)

Bryan Fuller designed this Madsly dark poster for Hannibal’s second season himself. Now who’s sexiest? (Slashfilm)


I know how you people are, so here’s Nick Offerman in a canoe. He sat in it through his entire Today show interview. (Warming Glow)


So…turns out the rumor mill was right this time; Saoirse Ronan did indeed audition for a Star Wars Episode VII role. (The Mary Sue) Next rumor: Daniel Day Lewis is being courted as well. (Uproxx)

“A spectacle unto a spectacle, that’s what the Cat Video Festival is.” Here’s the winner, Henri, Paw de Deux (via Blame It on the Voices)

I guess Uncle Jay missed the memo? Last month, La Paltrow asked her friends not to comment about her to Vanity Fair, and additionally recommended they “…never do this magazine again.” Not only did he ignore her advice—Jay got downright personal about his childhood, selling crack, and how he feels about reports his wife was never pregnant. (Celebitchy)

If you’re not watching Revenge, how will you ever know which collar to pop? Nolan is the fashion man for all reasons. (Go Fug Yourself)

Banksy is in the city. I repeat, for the month of October, Banksy is hosting his New York City show. (BanksyNY)

There are reasons to watch a Miley Cyrus documentary? There’s a Miley Cyrus documentary? (Buzzfeed)

Both Joanna and Dustin covered last night’s multiple expletive scream-worthy (Holy shit! WTF?!) Sons of Anarchy episode; you should read them. (Vulture and Uproxx)

Jax wants the Sons to give up gun running. Maybe the club should go all thumbs (I know, I know, really bad after last night). Now laugh at these 20 Movie Stills Hilariously Replacing Guns With Thumbs-Ups (Taste of Cinema, h/t Piss Boy)

Still missing Breaking Bad? Bob Odenkirk isn’t the only cast member worthy of a spinoff; check out Heatin’ Meat with Skinny Pete (via Jimmy Kimmel Live):

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Zirza

    Aw. I just finished Hannibal season one, and already there are teasers for season 2? FULLER I AM STILL PISSED OFF AT YOU BECAUSE OF THE SEASON FINALE.

  • 'twas awesome, was it not?

  • Zirza

    'twas, but 'twas also a liiiiiiiitle frustrating.

  • John W

    Revenge, Revenge, Revenge....Oh that's the show about a young woman who attends a different dinner party every week and get's into a smiling contest with Madeline Stowe, right?

  • Slash

    LOL. Yes, that pretty much sums it up. Only it's "gets into a BITCHY smiling contest with Madeline Stowe."

    Bitchy Smiling Contest could be a pretty awesome band name ...

  • John W

    I feel Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park, "You do plan to have revenge in your revenge show don't you?"

  • lowercase_ryan

    Romeo, move to Utah.

  • denesteak

    Oh I love the Henri videos. They are so amazingly appropriate.

  • sjfromsj

    Oh my goodness, thank you so much for posting that cat video. I just found out that my cousin is in end-of-life care, and I really needed the laugh. Is it weird that I like the internet persona of cats way more than I like actual cats?

  • Maguita NYC

    Stay strong chica.

  • BWeaves

    I'm not a cat person, but I thought that cat video was hilarious.

  • emmalita

    O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou a delusional douche?

  • phase10

    Are we absolutely positive he's not trolling the interwebs?

  • emmalita

    No, but he's from Austin where this kind of guy thrives.

  • PDamian

    Being fat, sarcastic, a former dater of black men (had a black SO in grad school, and dated a colleague for a time who was black), and a proud consumer of flesh (beef, chicken, pork, you name it, if it's grilled with a side of onions, I'm on it), I have no chance with this most desirable denizen of douchedom. Thank goodness.

    Suppose someone finds him his perfect woman. What's he going to do when the woman takes one look at him and says, "Ewwww ... Sorry, your mouthful of Chiclets is disturbing my flow," and walks away?

  • bastich

    He looks like Tony Robbins' slacker brother.

    (And what the hell's wrong with his teeth?)

  • NateMan

    I see a goofier Dave Grohl.

  • emmalita

    Toothpaste isn't natural, but bleach is.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Hell yeah, Skinny Pete deserves a spin-off. Although it seems a missed opportunity not to make it a musical-themed chat show called Skinny Pete's Pimpin' Piano Party. First guest: Stevie Wonder.
    Featuring Badger, obviously.

  • emmalita

    Yeah, Mads wins all the sexiest contests. Hiding him in a reindeer gimp suit does not diminish.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    Those antlers just serve to make him more masculine...and accentuate his cheekbones even more. Win Win.

  • dizzylucy

    Remember when Ron Swanson woke up from sleep fighting and saw Perd doing the worm on the Telethon and said "WTF are you doing, Perd Hapley?" That's how I feel seeing that photo of Al Roker on the Today show, conducting an indoor interview in a canoe.

  • Tinkerville

    And the story of this next dance is that it's called the worm.

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