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James Franco's Selfie Game Somehow Got Creepier Last Night

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | May 2, 2014 | Comments ()


Science says that most people actually loved the How I Met Your Mother Finale. This conclusion demonstrates how the internet can whip itself into a black hole of hatred at any convenient opportunity. (WG)

You too can own a piece of “conscious uncoupling” history. Gwyneth Paltrow is selling items from her luxurious closet! Everyone’s all impressed at how the sale is crashing the Goop website, but here’s the truth: Gwyneth simply has sh*tty web servers. (Lainey)

Ronan Farrow has been feeding those rumors of being Frank Sinatra’s son with extra-blue contact lenses. Atta boy. (DListed)

James Franco upped his selfie game last night by posting an “Al Bundy” shot on his Instagram. Franco’s hand was stuffed down his pants, and he was only wearing white boxer briefs. Franco sobered up and removed the photo, but you can still see it here. (Uproxx)

The new X-Men: Days of Future Past clip decided that it was a good idea to explain why Professor X can, you know, walk. (Slashfilm)

Justin Timberlake transforms the new Michael Jackson song, “Love Never Felt So Good,” into a posthumous duet. The whole concept of a “posthumous duet” seems super skeevy, doesn’t it? (WP)

The “Tony Stark as Superman” doll was a terrible idea. (Unreality)

Toxicology results have returned results for Peaches Geldof’s cause of death. She overdosed on heroin. She leaves behind two baby boys under the age of 2 years, a very distraught young husband, and a shattered Bob Geldof. (Celebitchy)

I bet you never thought you’d find the pants of Martha Stewart remarkable in any way, right? Guess again, bucko. (GFY)

Daniel Craig & Benecio Del Toro lead the charge in the White House’s new anti-sexual assault public service announcement video. (TMS)

Yessir, the student films of David Lynch, David Cronenberg, and Tim Burton were all indicative of the creepiness these muthaf*ckers would carry off today. (MF)

Mariah Carey is still using the same image of herself at age 29 to cover her upcoming album. The title of that album is a doozy: Me. I am Mariah. The Elusive Chanteuse. (INO)

Kate Upton is pretty much on the cover of every goddamn magazine this month. That’s a good thing, right? The clothing is awful. She should get rid of it. (EB)

You probably heard about that Oklahoma Capitol Satanic monument that was being planned. Well, the statue is nearing completion. It looks even more ridiculous than the drawing would suggest. (Gawker)

Scientists have finally discovered the method that ancient Egyptians used to move big old rocks and build the pyramids. Next up? Figure out how the f*ck Stonehenge appeared. (Gizmodo)

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