James Franco Staged His Own Fake-Gay Paparazzi Pics: Awesome?
Why are people trashing Zac Efron for recognizing he had a drug problem and quietly heading off to rehab earlier this year? He did it twice, sure. But he got through it, now let the guy move on with his career. If you’ve seen all three of the High School Musical movies, you were certainly tempted to stick your face in a pile of coke to ease the pain of watching them. Now imagine the humiliation of starring in all three movies and resisting the urge to pull a Heigl about it. (DListed)
Case in point: Even Charlie Sheen is distancing himself from Zac. That’s brutal. (TMZ)
Jerry Bruckheimer and Disney are officially parting ways in 2014 thanks in part to The Lone Ranger debacle. I wonder where this leaves Johnny Depp and Pirates of the Caribbean 5, which had already been pushed back until 2016. (Hollywood Reporter)
This article on the Trapper Keeper brings back so many fond memories. My kid’s school banned this amazing invention just like everything else. (Mental Floss)
Blake Lively works mustard-colored Gucci at Milan fashion week. BAM. (Go Fug Yourself)
This is a great interview with the guy who writes “The Oatmeal.” (Runner’s World)
Miley Cyrus went topless for some alt covers to her Bangers album because of course. (Us Weekly)
Ramen-crust pizza. Yes please. (Kotaku)
Jerry Seinfeld doesn’t give a rat’s ass about political correctness. He’s also hanging out with Louis C.K. on a boat soon. Catch the details here. (Warming Glow)
James Franco pokes fun at certain gossip sites by staging his own “gay” paparazzi photos. I’d like to think I’d be offended if I was gay, but it’s Franco. (Page Six)
Selena Gomez was denied a visa by Russia because of her gay-rights stance. (E! Online)
This could be pure tabloid fiction, but Gwyneth Paltrow has made no secret of trying to shut down an upcoming Vanity Fair exposé about her. Which literary figure could be having an affair with Goop? I’m going with Salman Rushdie. She’d totally go there. (Celebitchy)
Amy Poehler tells you how to be her best friend. She also jokes about having Rashida Jones tied up in her trailer (“I’m going to pull a Misery on her”), so proceed at your own risk. (Vulture)
Stephen King is still complaining about Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. I don’t blame him one bit. Jack Nicholson came out way too strong from the beginning. (Slashfilm)
Adam Sandler thinks he feels like for-real acting again and wants to do so in The Cobbler. Hahaha. Sorry bro, but the goodwill is all tapped out for this lifetime. (Film School Rejects)
Here’s an argument discussing how Counting Crows is just as relevant to alt-rock as Nirvana. As a side note, I just discovered two Counting Crows albums on my iTunes this morning. I have no idea how they got there. “Miss me?” (Grantland)
Remember how Cannes Film Festival banned Lars Von Trier for that uncomfortable speech about Nazis? They were only kidding. Lars will be back next year with a naked Shia LaBeouf in Nymphomaniac. (Film Drunk)
Well this is unexpected: A Hannibal gag reel from season one. Hugh Dancy is adorable when he breaks character.
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