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It's Okay, Selma Blair. There's No Way the Money Was Worth It

By Courtney Enlow | Pajiba Love | June 19, 2013 | Comments ()

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Hey, you know how Charlie Sheen is a total twatface? Well, if you didn't, I don't mean to shock you, but Charlie Sheen is a total twatface. And, now, he's gone ahead and found a new way to be a twatface--by kicking Selma Blair off "Anger Management" because she dared to posit that maybe he should, like, show up on time for work and not be such a twatface. Don't worry, though. He kept it classy when letting her go. JK, GUYS! He texted her and called her a c*nt. (WG)

Speaking of twatfaces, Serena Williams is a massive one. Why? Oh, just blaming the Stuebenville victim, saying she was "lucky" worse didn't happen to her and questioning her previous virginity situation. Good god. (Celebitchy)

Well, of course Paula Deen has used the N-word on many occasions, and of course, she's even referred to President Obama as one. But what's wrong with that? It's just jokes, y'all, and "most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, and black folks" so it's totally OK, says the racist little twatmonster inside of Paula Deen's head. (Dlisted)

In potentially dangerous news, there's a site that lets you know where you can buy the props and costumes used on your favorite TV shows. This ends badly for me. (Thanks to Ashley for the heads up!) (Spotted on TV)

What happens when Toy Story meets The Shining? You get nightmares you didn't even know were possible. (Unreality)


Bryan Cranston did an AMA. Enjoy the best of his answers. (Uproxx)

Is M. Night Shyamalan lying about ghostwriting She's All That? Credited screenwriter R. Lee Fleming (which I initially read as R. Lee Ermey, making it so much better) says so. As lies go, however, that's not a bad one. I'm totally starting one that I wrote Fear. And appeared as an extra in the rave scene. I kept the pacifier, guys! (Videogum)

Well this ad featuring a man strangling a woman with a belt sure is. (Buzzfeed)

There's a Movie 43 drinking game. Warning: it requires you to view Movie 43. (Film School Rejects)

The Catholic church totally endorses gay marriage!...Assuming it is between a gay man and a gay woman. Progress! (Salon)

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