It's Official. Loki's Crashing The Superbowl.
Our beloved and most dope pope is auctioning off his motorcycle and donating the proceeds to a local soup kitchen. So, in case you’re keeping track, he’s basically The Fonz at this point. (
The ad wizards over at NBC claimed they had a big Parks & Recreation surprise in store for us and then proceeded to tweet an image of that surprise. SURPRISE! You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (CLICK FOR NOT AT ALL BIG DEAL SPOILER)
This delightful hatchet job on The Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown emerged yesterday so you may have already seen it. But if you haven’t, oh, strap in and enjoy the snark. It’s the best literary evisceration I’ve seen in a while. (The Millions)
And we’ll leave Dan Brown there with his
d*ck viscera in his hands and take a quick look at this ad campaign for a show that actually exists in 2014. Mothers-In-Law! AMIRITE?!
I’m not a fan of defacing books unless you’re a) destroying Dan Brown or b) making an amazing work of art. Actually, truth be told, b) still doesn’t really sit well with me, but I’ll make a teeny exception for this Smaug made of pages from The Hobbit. (LS)
Any of you still watching Glee may be upset to know that the second half of this season and the rest of the series will be set exclusively in New York. If that means no more Mr. Buttchin, great. If it means no Unique, New York? Booooo. How will they get Coach Sue to NYC, though? Through some of that patented, organic Glee storytelling magic, I’m sure. (Vulture)
You guys John Hawkes and Michael Cera are going to be Charlie Kaufman’s new comedy TV pilot. My manic pixie dream spleen just exploded with delight. (Variety)
I know a lot of you look down your noses at gifs, but here’s one that has actual intellectual value. No, really, I swear! (io9)
In keeping with the promise that Peter Capaldi won’t be a “good boyfriend” Doctor but, rather, a “
mad and dangerous and difficult” Doctor, here he is riding a stunt horse in a nightie.
More images of Peter F*cking Capaldi in a nightie can be found here. (Doctor WhoTV)
WHERE IS THE SHIA LEBEOUF RETIREMENT I WAS PROMISED? This nonsense is the Twitter equivalent of shaving your head and whacking things with an umbrella. When do we move from disgusted to concerned? (WG)
Tom Hiddleston, Mark “Low Winter Sun” Strong and Ben Kingsley are starring in a Jaguar Superbowl ad. There’s already an ad to get us ready for the ad. I. People…people. (AdWeek)
And here’s your supercut of Sterling Archer’s best one-liners. I hear something monumental happened this season. Something…something…danger zone!
Joanna Robinson is keenly aware that b*tches like a number of things besides Loki such as football, the 49ers, wings, beer and other ladies. She by no means thinks that the only reason women would watch The Superbowl is because they want to see Loki. BUT IT DON’T HURT.
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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)