It's A Pity Esquire Didn't Ask Me To Vote On Sexiest Woman Alive Because Screw Mila Kunis, That's Why
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It's A Pity Esquire Didn't Ask Me To Vote On Sexiest Woman Alive Because Screw Mila Kunis, That's Why

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | October 11, 2012 | Comments ()


I like Mila Kunis, I do. But naming her the "Sexiest Woman Alive" seems, I don't know, too obvious. Anna Kendrick, on the other hand, is talented, smart and funny as h*ll. Not to mention beautiful. So, she gets my vote for "sexiest." Because sex is more than a cup size, yeah? (Buzzfeed)

Guess what, c*csuckers? Your favorite swearingman will be going head to head with Jessica Lange on "American Horror Story" this season. Oh, boy, it's going to be a scenery chew-off. I cannot wait. (Vulture)

And for all you lads who experienced your, er, formative years in the 90s, you'll be delighted to see who will be playing Jerry's wife on "Parks and Recreation." (WG)

Speaking of "P&R," here's a random yet surprising break down of who's worn the most plaid on the show. I was SURE Andy would be the winner. (BioTV)

Guess who was responsible for that adorable Shawarma scene in The Avengers? Xander from "Buffy: The Vampire Slayer." No, seriously. The Zeppo did it! (The Mary Sue)

I say "leather clad" Christina Hendricks, you say "oooooooo." Right? Wrong. (T&L)

Okay, so Unreality claims these images have not been photoshopped. I...I have trouble believing it. (Unreality)

NBC, it seems, has officially put the kibosh on "Mockingbird Lane" their "Munsters" reboot starring Portia de Rossi and Eddie Izzard. They will, however, air the (very expensive) pilot as a one-off Halloween special. I, for one, am very much looking forward to drinking my way through that sh*tshow. (THR)

Speaking of the Fall-idays, have you seen what Pringles is releasing as their "seasonal" flavors? Once you pop, you can't (HuffPo)

Oh dear god in heaven someone please print me out a huge glossy poster of these Paul Ryan workout photos. They are just too douche-glorious to be believed. It's the Zack Morris-ian backwards cap that really seals it. (Uproxx)

Reminds me of this dude-bro:

I know I shouldn't enjoy these Disney Princesses dressed as various Doctors (as in "Doctor Who," non-nerds), but I am. Ten, however, would be dismayed to see he's a Ginger. (Nerd Approved)

Russell Crowe flashes his Javerts in this new Les Miserables poster. Looks for all the world like a mo-cap character. (Cinemablend)

After Les Mis, the film I'm most excited to see this Winter is Cloud Atlas. Even more so after reading this long (and amazing) interview with its notoriously reclusive directors. Also, this makes me reconsider Speed Racer. (HitFix)

Heavens to Murgatroyd, to be the meat in this Goodman, Cranston, Affleck, Cooper club sandwich. (Celebitchy)

Finally I give you this gift, The Roots as Black Simon & Garfunkel singing a number from Courtney's Favorite Recording Artist. Enjoy.

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