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It's A Pity Esquire Didn't Ask Me To Vote On Sexiest Woman Alive Because Screw Mila Kunis, That's Why

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | October 11, 2012 | Comments ()


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I like Mila Kunis, I do. But naming her the "Sexiest Woman Alive" seems, I don't know, too obvious. Anna Kendrick, on the other hand, is talented, smart and funny as h*ll. Not to mention beautiful. So, she gets my vote for "sexiest." Because sex is more than a cup size, yeah? (Buzzfeed)

Guess what, c*csuckers? Your favorite swearingman will be going head to head with Jessica Lange on "American Horror Story" this season. Oh, boy, it's going to be a scenery chew-off. I cannot wait. (Vulture)

And for all you lads who experienced your, er, formative years in the 90s, you'll be delighted to see who will be playing Jerry's wife on "Parks and Recreation." (WG)

Speaking of "P&R," here's a random yet surprising break down of who's worn the most plaid on the show. I was SURE Andy would be the winner. (BioTV)
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Guess who was responsible for that adorable Shawarma scene in The Avengers? Xander from "Buffy: The Vampire Slayer." No, seriously. The Zeppo did it! (The Mary Sue)

I say "leather clad" Christina Hendricks, you say "oooooooo." Right? Wrong. (T&L)

Okay, so Unreality claims these images have not been photoshopped. I...I have trouble believing it. (Unreality)

NBC, it seems, has officially put the kibosh on "Mockingbird Lane" their "Munsters" reboot starring Portia de Rossi and Eddie Izzard. They will, however, air the (very expensive) pilot as a one-off Halloween special. I, for one, am very much looking forward to drinking my way through that sh*tshow. (THR)

Speaking of the Fall-idays, have you seen what Pringles is releasing as their "seasonal" flavors? Once you pop, you can't stop...um....barfing. (HuffPo)

Oh dear god in heaven someone please print me out a huge glossy poster of these Paul Ryan workout photos. They are just too douche-glorious to be believed. It's the Zack Morris-ian backwards cap that really seals it. (Uproxx)

Reminds me of this dude-bro:

I know I shouldn't enjoy these Disney Princesses dressed as various Doctors (as in "Doctor Who," non-nerds), but I am. Ten, however, would be dismayed to see he's a Ginger. (Nerd Approved)
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Russell Crowe flashes his Javerts in this new Les Miserables poster. Looks for all the world like a mo-cap character. (Cinemablend)

After Les Mis, the film I'm most excited to see this Winter is Cloud Atlas. Even more so after reading this long (and amazing) interview with its notoriously reclusive directors. Also, this makes me reconsider Speed Racer. (HitFix)

Heavens to Murgatroyd, to be the meat in this Goodman, Cranston, Affleck, Cooper club sandwich. (Celebitchy)
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Finally I give you this gift, The Roots as Black Simon & Garfunkel singing a number from Courtney's Favorite Recording Artist. Enjoy.


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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • Purplejebus

    Would have sworn that header pic was Beckensale. Would've been wrong. Not the first time.

  • Geena Phillips

    Speed Racer is criminally underrated.

  • Your opening statement raises a few questions. For someone to be 'sexy' you must desire them sexually. Are you saying you don't desire Kunis but you are hot for Kendrick's? And if you're hot for neither because you're straight then surely you're not qualified to make the comment in the first place?
    I'm not being snarky, but I've long realized that what women think is sexy is often different to what (straight) men think is sexy.

  • Geena Phillips

    Absolutely. Straight men think Pamela Anderson is sexy. Therefore, shut the hell up.

  • Black S&G is the best thing I've seen since I woke up 2 hours ago.

  • anatomycoloringbook

    As per the Hendricks leather dress photo: Big boobs make dresses look better. When will designers realize this?

  • Last thought: what the hell happened with Goodman?! He looks pretty great in that photo, and with some eye candy next to him.

  • Ian Fay

    Kendrick was actually delightful on the Nerdist podcast recently.

    I'd really not been a fan of hers until then (TBH, I'd mostly known her from the Twilight movies [shut up, I watched them with Rifftrax]) but she's pretty damn great on the podcast.

    She's apparently a hell of a film nerd. Between that and her recent appearance in the Ben Folds Five Fraggles video, I take back all the mildly sucky things I thought about her.

    http://www.nerdist.com/2012/09...

  • Bert_McGurt

    Ian McShane is on the wrong goddamn FX show.

  • Nobody'sLittleWeasel

    10 WANTED to be a ginger! For shame, Joanna, for shame...

  • JoannaRobinson

    DAMNIT!!! I *just* had my geek card laminated. Here. TAKE IT. TAKE IT ALL.

  • John G.

    I have to agree. I just caught up with Pitch Perfect and Anna Kendrick is really cute. I guess I knew that already, but it really stands out in that movie, like really really cute.

  • Trey Shacksit

    I thought Anna Kendrick was adorbs in UitA. Hadn't thought about her since until this post.

  • Pookie

    Somebody wake me up when the “Sexiest Woman Alive” isn’t skinny and white.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Were you awake last year?

  • John G.

    well, in Pookie's defense, she IS skinny.

  • Look at you, showing your work!

  • L.O.V.E.

    Or in 2008?

  • Jezzer

    I'm not sure I see the point of the "Doctor Disney Princess" thing. It looks like something you'd see on a DeviantArt account put together by some little seething mass of snowflake entitlement.

  • Blake

    Kendrick > Kunis. FOREVER.

  • No Diggity.

  • Milly

    Gwen Stefani

  • Drake

    I'm pretty sure that Paul Ryan is a handsome, charming psychopath.

  • BierceAmbrose

    We'reThey're the best kind.

  • Ugh. Pringles, Pringles. Did the same person choose these flavors for you that dressed Ms. Hendricks in leather? Why not Holiday Spice Potpourri and Christmas Tree flavors as well? Or maybe just one called Rudolph's Ass?

    ***sigh*** I'm so disappointed in you.

  • Sarah

    The shawarma thing may very well have come from Nicky, but other sources claim RDJ improvised that line in one of the takes, which he's known to do.

  • Sarah

    I think Mila is also funny/smart/more than just a cup size.

  • L.O.V.E.

    The header pics today are particularly "mouthy". Keep it up.

  • Right! I was just thinking that

  • "sex is more than a cupsize," yes, but Kendrick's boobs are WAY bigger than Mila's, so that comment is kind of weird.

  • kirbyjay

    Agreed. Mila has little boobies ( God Bless her) and she is also funny, smart and talented, BUT she is also the only women on earth that would make me play for the other team, AND she is also dating a douchenozzle and doesn't care what we think. Therefore, she wins!

  • L.O.V.E.

    Credit to Joanna, though, for making a statement that applies equally to men.

    Ladies, my EYE balls aren't located in my shorts. Jeez.

  • Alberto Cox Délano

    Anna Kendrick is more than A cup size indeed.

  • Brown

    Anna Kendrick is also dating Edgar Wright which only seems to add to her cred.

  • lonolove

    Actually, that makes me want to murder her.

  • mswas

    The news about Jerry's wife in Parks is brilliant!

  • Luke

    Wait so NBC kills Mockingbird Lane AND Community...Fox...looks like your no longer the only stupid canceller

  • Slash

    I think Kunis is actually pretty delightful, aside from her beauty. She seems smart and reasonably funny. Just sayin'. Of course, this is all academic. The male readers (and probably some female ones) are already picturing Kunis and Kendrick doin' the nasty. To each other, I mean.

  • Any righteous men's publication would disqualify on those four words: Macauly Culkin Ashton Kutcher.

  • BWeaves

    Smart? She dated Macauly Caulkin and now Aston Kutcher.

  • Natallica

    She dated them both yes... but she wasn't in "Twilight". WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW?

  • JoannaRobinson

    Oh please. Lee Pace and Michael F*cking Sheen were in Twilight.

  • Natallica

    Don't make me remember it, you! *shakes fist*. Oh, cute, adorable, puppy eyed Lee... what did they do to you??? *curls up in corner*

  • Slash

    Eh, so she has questionable taste in men. She hasn't married anybody yet, so I put those in the ? column, not the debit column.

    Everybody who's never hooked up with someone questionable, raise your hand.

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Ah... Ian McShane. I thought maybe you were talking about Andrew Dice Clay, and I was going to say "I thought he was already cast as Frank on Always Sunny..."

  • ghisent

    "Your favorite swearingman will be going head to head with Jessica Lange on “American Horror Story” this season."

    Lewis Black?

  • L.O.V.E.
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