Is This What Rock Bottom Looks Like? Ryan Reynolds Continues His Free Fall From Grace
I'd like to compose an obituary to Ryan Reynolds' dignity. RyRy, already in trouble, image wise, given his underperforming films, was caught making out with Blake Lively in a train station in Boston. Okay, maybe, maybe this is false gossip, but if it's true I'm sorely and irrationally disappointed Even more than I was when he married ScarJo. You were a Pajiba Darling, Ryan, we do not confer that honor lightly. Go back to hiking in the woods with Sandy. I beg of you. (Celebitchy)
Sorry, is that too harsh? Blake Lively IS a lovely girl with nice hair. Speaking of lovely girls with nice hair, enjoy this nifty feature which allows you to use a sliding graphic to see what models look like before and after make-up. (Times Magazine)
Speaking of models, check out Rion Sabean's series of men in traditional pin-up poses. Uncomfortable. (Flickr)
While we're on the subject of extreme discomfort, the first three Twilight movies will be rereleased in theaters. You know. For arti$tic reasons. (Indiewire)
Did you just do Extreme Terror Face? I hope it looked something like these photos of Haunted House visitors caught mid crouch/scream/clutch. Thanks, Captain Tuttle. (Nightmares Fear Factory)
I'm a fan of Halloween. That should be pretty obvious by now. Check out this cool book which gives you creepy silhouettes to Halloweenify your house. (Craft)
Speaking of all things macabre, check out this Zombie Run McSquish sent me. That's one way to get the blood pumping to your brraaaaaaiiiins. (Run For Your Lives)
Also check out this supremely great Halloween costume courtesy of BierceAmbrose. (The Chive)
Though the film won't be released until March, the trailer for John Cusack's Edgar Allen Poe flick The Raven gives off quite the Halloween vibe. In fact, I'm going to call it Sherlock Holmes (the RDJ version) meets Sleepy Hollow. The English Lit. Major in me is not really amused. (First Showing)
I am even more appalled by this Top 100 Movies Based On Books list. I skipped right to the top to find To Kill A Mockingbird. When it wasn't there I kept scrolling. . .and scrolling. . .it's not on the list at all, you guys. One Hundred Movies. Zero Atticus Finch. (All Top Movies)
And since it's Friday, Optimus Rhyme would like to GIFt you this "Parks and Recreation" (Gif.TV)
Finally, a friend of jM and a truly talented graphic artist, Juana Medina, is petitioning for a visa that will allow her to stay in the country. I think her work is amazing and I'm hoping you do to. The more you talk about, link to, and retweet her stuff, the more viable her chances are to stay. So, you know, DO IT. (Juana Medina)
TK sent me this brilliant ninja puppet short that somehow packs in more girl power that the entirety of Sucker Punch.
You know I'm a sucker for Jurassic Park. So it's no surprise that I enjoyed the crap out of this video which puts words to the famous theme. (ahem, Laura Dern)
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