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Is It A Deal Breaker To Like Lady Gaga? So Be It!

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (43)



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Spittings and salutations my darling dilophosauruses (dilophosauri?). These bang-a-rang prints combine three of my great loves: dinosaurs, superheroes and portmanteau words. Wolveraptor! Rawr! Snikt! (Superhero Dinosaurs)

Chicago has elected Rahm Emanuel their new mayor! Does that make him the most handsome/rapey-eyed mayor in history? “Rapey-eyed,” by the by, is a phrase my friend Tam invented to describe Cillian Murphy. Irish Potato, Rapey-Eyed Potahto. (NPR)

Speaking of superheroes and badass politicians, Georgia Congressman John Lewis is making a graphic novel chronicling his involvement with the Civil Rights Movement. Very cool. (Girl Gone Geek)

In other panelled news…rejoice! New Hyperbole and A Half! This one pretty accurately describes sisterly dynamics. In my house, I was the younger, which makes me the “fearless little burrito.” (Hyperbole and a Half)

Fearless little burrito, by the way, would be a good nickname for Lady Gaga, if she didn’t already have eleventy billion. Lobster hats and meat dresses aside, if you’ve ever listened to her actually sing, without processing, the Lady has some serious talent. Here she is doing an a capella version of “Born This Way.” (Evil Beet)

But if you still hate her egg-riding guts, here’s a story of how she brokered a deal with Target not only ensuring they stop funding anti-gay groups but also eliciting donations for LGBT causes. To inaccurately paraphrase my friend Beth, “Yay, I can buy Mossimo again!” (Pink News)

As Lady Gaga goes, so goes our nation. “Obama drops defense of law against gay marriage.” GOBAMA! (CNN)

You know I love you my little Twi-lightweight Readers and Oprah Book Clubbers. (Blech, worse than Baby Seal Clubbers. I kid, Baby Seal Clubbers are the worst and Oprah makes good picks sometimes.) I am, however, a reformed Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich and, as such, this video of books shelving themselves is like porn to me. Warning, here be whimsy and (*gasp!*) sorting by color! They’ll never find anything! (NY Mag)

Ah, but never fear, if you haven’t the patience for Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, you may still be a creative genius. A study has shown that people with shorter attentions spans (aka the goldfish, the daydreamers and me) tend to be more productive in the long run. So present this article to your bosses and demand they unblock Pajiba and Facebook from your company’s network. Highlight this sentence: “Employees are more productive when they’re allowed to engage in ‘Internet leisure browsing.’” Don’t say I never gave you an-SQUIRREL. (WSJ)

The website Only Knives (there’s a website called Only Knives!!!!) has a great five part series on the most incredible sword fights in history. I’m a fan of Part Five: Historical Turning Points for the half naked ladies and interrupted tea parties, but the whole series is pretty nifty and includes military heroes, artists and basically an entire section devoted to Musashi Miyamoto. (Only Knives)

Ah, my little Time Lords, in sad military hero news, actor Nicholas Courtney who played the gallant Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart for more than three decades on the classic episodes of “Doctor Who” has passed away. The Guardian has a lovely write-up of the actor who has the distinction of being the longest-serving actor in “Doctor Who” history. (The Guardian)

Dads are the best, right? (Unless you’re a J.J. Abrams character.) There’s a dad who purportedly spent 80 hours shoveling snow in South Lake Tahoe, CA (YES WE GET SNOW) in order to make the BEST GIANT SNOWMAN SLIDE THINGIE EVER. And then there’s this British pop who constructed an elaborate and interactive Angry Birds birthday cake for his son. And then helped his son destroy it. I don’t play the game, so I don’t ENTIRELY know what’s going on, but that kid looks ecstatic.

And, finally, I leave you with this amaaaazing song from the imagined “Predator: The Musical.” It’s been stuck in my head all morning.

Joanna Robinson wants your psycho, your vertigo stick, wants you in her rear window, baby you’re sick. Come on! Lady Gaga sings in Hitchcock puns. What’s not to love? Ok, yeah, the meat dress. I hear ya. godtopuswept@gmail.com









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Comments

RIP Nicholas Courtney.

I quite liked Lady G's entrance in the giant egg thingy, and some of her videos have been a teensy bit racy and provocative, which is a good thing.

Fortunately, my employer allows us access to the Internets (provided we're not looking up porno, dang it). Occasionally reading Pajiba and keeping track of the unfolding 1848-like spate of revolutions in Africa and SW Asia does help me be more productive.

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 23, 2011 1:12 PM

I know it's probably on a par with just now discovering 8-tracks or something, because I am not hip, nor timely, but:

That ostrich thing is kind of blowing my mind.

Posted by: MM at February 23, 2011 1:14 PM

I'm supposed to care that she can sing?

Posted by: Jay at February 23, 2011 1:16 PM

Gaga is awesome. Haters gonna hate.

Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2011 1:21 PM

And I was in a good mood too...

Posted by: Jay at February 23, 2011 1:22 PM

Farewell my Brigadier. Two hearts beat as one for you.

Posted by: The Doctor at February 23, 2011 1:22 PM

Exactly Jay. I don't understand why people expect musicians to be good at music.

Your attempts to throw me off the trail will not work Link Wench. Lady Gaga or no I still love you. I assume your meat dress is at the dry cleaners.

How about Jerry Springer for a "rapey-eyed" mayor? Oh I forgot he's already "Most likely to pay a hooker with a check".

Posted by: L4NkYb at February 23, 2011 1:25 PM

Granted that GaGa may have gotten a pitch via wireless monitor earpiece, but that was a pretty good feat of voice nonetheless. If she did it sans pitch, she could melt your face.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at February 23, 2011 1:27 PM

1. Love the ostrich site.

2. Adore the books arranging themselves. I am famous (among family and close friends) for my obsession with Penguin books. I like the old ones when the covers were color-coded by genre:
Orange for general fiction; Green for crime fiction; Pink for travel; Blue for biographies, etc. And I am despotic about how they should be arranged on my shelves. Mr. PaddyDog's favorite trick after we've had an argument is to sneak downstairs in the night and rearrange my Penguins on the bookshelves.

In fairness, my favorite trick after we've had an argument is to wait until he's asleep and then wake him up and ask "are you sure you turned off the lights on the car?". It works every time, he HAS to go and check.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 23, 2011 1:31 PM

GOBAMA!!!! :):):)

Posted by: denesteak at February 23, 2011 1:37 PM

I think Lady Gaga has a beautiful voice, but she makes herself kind of insufferable by trying so hard to be weird. If you are that talented, you shouldn't have to make people want to punch you in the ear by being a pretentious pin cushion.

I realize it's supposed to be "art" and some kind of "statement" but it comes across as kind of "stupid" and "embarrassing."

Posted by: ZombieNurse at February 23, 2011 1:52 PM

I want a larger and more elaborate version of that "Angry Birds" cake for my wedding.

Posted by: Intern Rusty at February 23, 2011 1:55 PM

Tom Baker's tribute to the Brigadier brought a tear to my eye.

Goodbye, sir. Splendid fellow, every bit of ya.

Posted by: Aislinn at February 23, 2011 2:18 PM

#fearlesslittlepurseburrito

Posted by: stopthemadness formerly and currently known as Angry Black Lady aka McBlast at February 23, 2011 2:33 PM

I want to see Predator: The Musical on a stage here in the DFW area within the year. Where's Ian to make that happen?

Posted by: RobP at February 23, 2011 2:34 PM

Allie Brosh just makes my day.

Posted by: Austin at February 23, 2011 2:36 PM

i KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT, MAN! all my elementary school teachers were like, "she's hyperactive! she can't sit still! maybe you should put her on ritalin! maybe she should be sent to the jungle to be raised by a pack of feral wolverwolves! she'll never 'mount to nuthin'!"

but i said, "NAY! FUCK YOU SOCIETY! someday we will live in a world where it is acceptable, indeed, imperative that one multitask: like baking cookies in the shower or reading while sleeping or -- LET'S RIDE BIKES!!!!

Posted by: stopthemadness aka Angry Black Lady at February 23, 2011 2:37 PM

I think I'm the only one who doesn't get her. I dunno. I look at someone like Bjork, who I totally believe is legitimately batshit crazy. And then I look at someone like Lady Gaga -- who people go on and on about being batshit crazy -- and all I see is a shrewd attention whore who's trying really hard to have the appearance of being batshit crazy. Because it sells. It comes across as contrived and disingenuous to me, but I guess that's (most of) the music biz. I just hate it when people are like: "You're gay and you don't like Godga? What the hell is your problem?"

Also, the but-she-writes-her-own-songs defense of her makes me chuckle, because that's presuming that what she writes is good. When she said it took her 10 minutes to write her new song, I was like: "It took her 10 whole minutes to write that?"

In short, I'll just be over here in my own little corner, playing with my toys by myself.

Posted by: Jasper at February 23, 2011 2:44 PM

Aww, I was still hoping the Brigadier would show up on some New Who episode. So sad.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at February 23, 2011 2:57 PM

Simply put, I really enjoy Gaga's music. And she can totally sing! Just listen to the songs from Fame Monster that weren't singles. Or hell, watch her on SNL last year. She was great. Is she a fame whore? Absolutely, but she's invisible on the radio, so I don't really give a shit that she's wearing a dress made out of dinner. Was Brittany that much different? Or Madonna (who by the way doesn't have Gaga's pipes). Gaga states that she is an entertainer first. Whatever. Keep making great music.

Posted by: EJ at February 23, 2011 3:34 PM

Pajiba added a next page button! Wooooooo!!!!!!!

That is all.

Posted by: Kate at June at February 23, 2011 3:53 PM

Jasper, I agree with much of what you say, but I still enjoy her music. I define it as my guilty pleasure because it has barely any redeemable qualities, yet I love the shit out of it. Also? I read your comment too fast and definitely thought you said, "I'll just be over here in my corner, playing with myself," and I thought that was a pretty awesomely weird way to end a subject people get divided over.

Posted by: nosio at February 23, 2011 3:56 PM

I just took a look at the Gaga video... and that was the good acapella? I'd hate to hear the bad ones.

Seriously, give me Just Dance any day over that.

Posted by: denesteak at February 23, 2011 4:16 PM

I had a long comment about Lady Gaga which I lost, so I'll try to hit the highlights:

1. She's desperate for attention: Don't care.
2. She seems to be able to play AND sing: Don't care.
3. Music actually pretty benign when removed from videos: Pop music is pop music is pop music.
4.Dear GOD the videos:
Sheer latex dress with blood daggers emanating from the crotch combined with -
A seeming gang rape
Sexualization of victimization: making it seem healthy and attractive
Boy throws her off balcony
All women are lesbians
Violent prisoners dancing in underpants
5. 12 year olds seeing this
6. My 5 year old: trying to raise him to have healthy and normal attitudes and shield him.
7.PORNIFICATION OF CULTURE
8. F*ck meta-ness or performance art. The target audience is not art critics or sociologists.
9. If I'm a fogey, I don't care.
10. I'm appalled by these women and how they portray themselves. Pathetic. Do they perform in anything other than lingerie anymore?

Lastly: Beyonce since you can actually sing, you dont' need to dress like a slutty Bettie Page (!)and shake your ass in a video. Put some clothes on!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 23, 2011 4:27 PM

{record scratch}

{looks up}

You think Beyoncé can actually sing?

Posted by: MM at February 23, 2011 4:31 PM

I'm running out of smelling salts Mrs. Julien. Please click no more links until I get a chance to refill. It can't be good for your blood pressure.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 23, 2011 4:34 PM

Amen, Mrs. Julien.

Gaga can sing, but that a cappella rendition was ear-splitting.

More egregious however if her new shoot for Supreme with Terry Richardson. Vomit. She pretends to be all about female empowerment, but what posing for Richardson tells me is she is either lying or she is too self-involved to care who is shooting to her to research the person for one second, so long as she can get her pic taken and plastered everywhere. Which is fine, but if it's the latter then she needs to quit her whole "I have a fake Madonna accent and love my little monsters and am so totally not a fame whore, nuh uh" act.

But on a more positive note,

Posted by: BalladofMaxwellDemon at February 23, 2011 4:38 PM

I'm not her biggest fan and I don't love her songs, but I get it and I think she can sing.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 23, 2011 4:40 PM

My comment got cut off (I kind of like the effect of ending without actually telling you what the positive note is...)

I can't leave everyone with such a titillating cliff-hanger, obviously, so I just wanted to express my undying love for both Allie Brosh and our Link Wench (too soon, Joanna?).

Posted by: BalladofMaxwellDemon at February 23, 2011 4:41 PM

I don't want smelling salts, I want to RAGE!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 23, 2011 4:42 PM

Rage Salts?!?! I'm ON it. I'll make a MINT.

You know what, Mrs. Julien. I take your point. I also have issues with the Gaga trappings. The violently pornographic nature of her material and how popular it is with little kids (I saw the first hand when working at a Summer Camp this year)? A LOT of that is, I feel, on lazy parents who let the television and computer raise their children. But THAT is a whole different issue.

I will say thought, that what she's doing with the fame she has whored herself out to get. . .well that sort of charms me. Advocating an underserved population so vociferously.

If she then goes home, puts on the meat suit and rolls around in a bed of dollah bills y'all? I'm okay with it. Well it's gross. But I'll look the other way.

Posted by: Joanna Robinson at February 23, 2011 4:48 PM

Yet Bono's an egregious asshole.

Posted by: Jay at February 23, 2011 4:54 PM

I'm a fogey and I dig Gaga. I find her amusing, and I find her music catchy. Don't know and don't care who writes it, who sings it, haven't seen any of her videos. I don't even dance to it. But she's queued up on my iPod every time I go for a run, and when her songs come on, my slow old lady trot gets a little bit bouncier. As does my chubby butt, but that's another story.

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at February 23, 2011 4:55 PM

Joanna

Re: lazy parents who let the television and computer raise their children

Yes, it is the little kids at camp whose parents aren't as careful as they might be. It is also what is at their eye level at the grocery store check out stand. It is on billboards. It is in commercials. It is in the gender stereotyping in the tween programming. It is the sexual references in virtually every animated feature film. It is what they can hear on the radio or, SWEET JESUS, see on the little insert box in your Comcast On Demand section when you have to tell your child to close his eyes because you can't believe what passes as NOT inappropriate and frantically try to find the children's program you are looking for before he starts to ask questions. It is my teenaged nieces calling each other names like bitch and slut as a friendly joke. It is an 8 year old dressed as a pimp for Hallowe'en because pimps are apparently cool now. It's photo shoots of legal age actors and models who are made to look like sexually-available children. It is EVERYWHERE. Every year older my child gets, the harder it is to shield him.

I'll stop now, but short of pulling a cultural Duggar, it is very hard to protect one's children from the mainstreaming of porn.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 23, 2011 5:09 PM

Never stop, Mrs. J. I love you to bits and pieces.

Posted by: Joanna Robinson at February 23, 2011 5:12 PM

I like Gaga, she's the best popstar in ages and although her lyrics about gay/transgender issues aren't clever or subtle or thought provoking, at least they're being voiced by someone with such a huge influence on youth culture, which I guess is a step forward, if not a big one. Songs are great too, if not remotely groundbreaking, which they're not supposed to be.

Posted by: Steph at February 23, 2011 5:59 PM

Oh NOES! Nicholas Courtney died. This makes me very, very, very sad. I was secretly hoping that he'd show up in one of the new Dr. Who episodes, if only for a cameo.

I actually saw him play a different character with William Hartnell (1st Doctor) before he became Col. Lethbridge-Stewart with Patrick Troughton (2nd Doctor) and later, the Brig. I always liked his rapport with the Doctor. Didn't matter which one. The Brig was always one of my favorite characters, and Nicholas Courtney was always very pro-Who.


Posted by: BWeaves at February 23, 2011 6:25 PM

People who sort their books by color, or worse, face them wrong side out, are IDIOTS WHO DON'T READ!

Posted by: BWeaves at February 23, 2011 6:26 PM

Best popstar in ages? Like being the warmest piss in the trough - and what is an age these days, like 2 and a half years?

FWIW, anyone hear a direct comparison of "Born this way" and "Express Yourself"? More than an homage for my money.

Posted by: really at February 23, 2011 6:27 PM

Dear BWeaves:

I walked to the park like you told me to do

i sat down on the bench as i waited for

you came back with all the memories good times and bad

i didn't know what was coming until you said

i thought i love you, but now i don't, i thought i would kiss you, but now i won't

i thought i could make my heart skip a beat but its as dead as a rock, i guess we're breaking up and that's it.

P.S. Looking at my shelves right now and my Penguins look just beautiful all lined up by color.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 23, 2011 7:30 PM

What EVER do you mean by fathers created by J.J. Abrams not being the best? He gave us SPY DADDY, you ungrateful wench!

Posted by: Pitter Patter Matter at February 23, 2011 9:44 PM

I sort my books (and CDs) by genre mostly. It's flexible enough so that I can cheat if I don't have shelf space where I need it. Also, I tend to find a lot of stuff I forgotton I had in the first place.

Alphabetical order just takes you straight there, with no deviations on the way. Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: Simon at February 24, 2011 8:44 AM

I don't understand all the Gaga hate but like somebody posted earlier, haters gonna hate. Regardless of whether or not you like the music or the outfits she is flat out the most interesting pop star and one of the few recording artists putting a real effort into their videos and their performances. She is scarily in control of her image and message and she has flawless PR skills (I highly recommend Googling any of her appearances on talk shows to promote M.A.C. cosmetics benefiting AIDS research).

Like Joanna mentioned earlier, she uses her fame for good causes and is voicing support to groups that could really use it. Specifically her gay rights advocacy. "Born this Way" may have silly lyrics and a dorky chorus, but can you think of any other major pop-star advocating gay rights in their music this overtly? More than that, the song itself promotes the idea that God does not reject you for being gay, publicly, loud and proudly. I think its remarkable and she should at the very least get respect for the tremendous amount of effort she puts in.

Posted by: valerie at February 24, 2011 1:01 PM