Introducing the Star of Taylor Swift's Next Album ... Matthew Gray Gubler?
Kris Jenner is reportedly “annoyed” that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have no plans to wed. One would think that she’d be relieved to avoid another embarrassing, 72-day marriage, but I guess (as always) Kris is only seeing the potential dollar signs. (Us Weekly)
Woody Allen claims that he’s so inspired by Louis CK that he’s even considering returning to stand-up comedy. (Film Drunk)
Girls can surf in high heels, and here is video proof of that phenomenon. (Videogum)
What an amazing cast — John Hawkes, Josh Brolin, Jason Clark, and Jake Gyllenhaal — all poised to harness up for Everest. (Slashfilm)
Ben & Jerry’s flavor or Pottery Barn paint color? This quiz is surprisingly tough. (Mental Floss)
Huh. So that “dragon” skull that washed up on a Dorset beach was just a “Game of Thrones” marketing ploy. I feel much better now. (Warming Glow)
Oh, this story is scrumptuous. Apparently, Taylor Swift and Matthew Gray Gubler have been quietly dating since at least the beginning of this month, and Taylor is hesitant to reveal this relationship because, you know, we’ll all make jokes about her upcoming breakup single, “Gray.” (Celebitchy)
Eva Longoria is allegedly spreading the word that George Clooney wanted to break up with Stacy Keibler to be with her. Strange but possibly true. (DListed)
David Fincher supposedly has the green light to go forth with The Girl Who Played with Fire. I thought we were going to pretend the first remake never happened. (Film School Rejects)
DC president Diane Nelson knows the drill and has admitted that Wonder Woman is an incredibly “tricky” character to bring to life. Yet she still acknowledges that this impending disaster is a “priority.” (The Mary Sue)
Sorry ladies, but Benedict Cumberbatch has revealed that he’s got a bit of a crush on someone who is not you. He’s actually smitten with Matt Damon! Benny gushes about how “special” Matt is and how his “biggest wish” is to “hang out” with Matt on “a hot night where we’re all getting drunk and dancing.” Uh-huh. (Vulture)
Did you ever think your 20s would be just like Reality Bites? Then you’ll identify very strongly with this list. (Buzzfeed)
Athletes should never wear formalwear on the red carpet. Just their sports uniforms. Always. (Go Fug Yourself)
Jar Jar Binks finally gets what’s coming to him. Good — I can’t stand that creepy bastard. (Kotaku)
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